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Joined 04-14-12, id: 3917172, Profile Updated: 04-14-12

Yo. I'm Potatoes.

Seeing as I haven't written any fics (yet), you're probably here for one or more of the following reasons:

1. I've left a review for your story that you find disagreeable/unfair/hateful and have come to see what kind of person I am, and to check out my stories to see if they're any better than yours.

2. You would like to send me a PM complaining/thanking me for my review. You're welcome to do so, although I may not respond.

3. I've left a review for your story that you liked, and have come to see what kind of person I am/read my stories/chat with me through PM (in which case I say by all means ^^!)

4. Profit???

:Who am I?:

I'm human. I make mistakes. If there's something in my review that you disagree with, or if there's something you'd like to explain in defense of your fic, then you can definitely PM me about it. There's always room for improvement ^_^

Although I may sound the part, I'm not all serious and uptight. I despise fallacious arguments like anyone else, and I'm always open to discussion ^^

:I found your review offensive. I tried hard to write the story, and I don't think it's fair of you to say it sucked.:

I suggest that you take a deep breath and look back at my review without emotion. I understand that as the author, you have tried hard to write the fic and you're proud of what you've accomplished. I'm not saying that your story sucked (except in rare troll-esque cases), I'm just saying that there's things you can improve on to make the fic even better.

:Why haven't you posted any stories yourself if you think you're that good?:

I'm not saying that I'm the best author ever. There are many seasoned authors and reviewers that I look up to, and I'm just trying to learn from their example and help others improve in any way I can.

:What do you review?:

I mainly review in the fandoms I'm interested in. If I review outside of my preferred fandoms, it's mainly for grammatical/spelling/pacing errors.

:Can I request a review?:

Sure, though I can't guarantee that I'll do it right away/if at all, depending on what my life is like at the time ^^"

:Thanks for the review.:

Your welcome :)