Ebil Hamster
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Joined 11-29-06, id: 1172454, Profile Updated: 05-31-09

Update 5/28/09: This profile disgusts me. What a spastic creature I was circa two years ago.

Update 2/4/07: DUDE. I haven't submitted anything yet? Oh man this is sad. Considering the amount of fanfic I write... well, recently I started playing MapleStory and watching Bleach (not THAT recently though... just between now and the last update... Orihime's cooking FTW =D though seeing as with the manga and all, hope she doesn't give the entire Espada food poisoning -_-) and I now feel like writing stuff for the both of them, so stay tuned...

Update 12/19/06: Fweee ohmygoodness guess what?! I just found out a couple people I know browse this site :3 waves at them OMG HI GUYS =D

First Update of ye Olde update Section, 11/29/06: I'M BA-A-ACK!

(Oh, hey, that also means that I'm technically not a newbie - if you include my old account i've been on the site since 24th of Nov 2005, and wrote some fics too, but I deleted them - remember the New Adventures of Hannah, or whatever it was called?(1) I just can't give you the account's name quite yet... waiting to see if the flamers will notice I'm back... shhh.)

Yes, after running far, faaar away in spring following that awful flamer incident, I've returned and gotten myself anuzzer account so I can leave signed reviews again. I feel like such a wimp, I made that whole bold speech about how I was too good for those people and then a mere ten months later I came running back with my little hamster tail between my legs. I blame the FMA fandom completely :3

This time, however, I'm avoiding the ST:TOS community like the plague -_-

MY PROFILE -love it, hate it, fear it: About me? there's not much to tell... I'm a high-schooler who somehow ended up with skills at the opposite ends of the spectrum - artistic and analytical- which sucks. Because if I weren't so good at math and science, I'd have an excuse to go to art school, or music school, or get a degree in literature, or something. but nuuuuu, I have to be a scientist or something. and I can't even angst about it because I love science and math. I wish I'd taken Art I in my freshman year.

I've got a deviantART under a different username. Dare you to find me :D

If I upload a fic (at the moment I have none- gimme a break! I just made this account!) and there's something in it that doesn't flow along with canon, it's probably on purpose. On certain parts of certain series, I'm, er, in denial. I like to pretend they didn't happen. I don't make AUs, I just tend to write as though those things haven't happened quite yet. A good example of this is the FMA movie. Which is actually a bad example. I don't avoid it, I just ignore it all together.

Parings? EEEE. PAAAIRINGS. I luff pairings :-) wanna be bored to death with a long list of all the ones I like? No? Too bad.

Neopets n' such: Er... lessee... Jazan/Amira (feel free to throw rocks at me), Jazan/Nabile (WOW. I SUPPORT TWO PAIRINGS WITH THE POOR GUY XD maybe in Qasala, polygamy is legal), Linae/Hoban ("Honey, you need to stop buying so many Kou-Jong tiles!" "But, but, but they balance out your bad luck!" "..."), Garin/Isca (which would work out a lot better if Isca wasn't a mermaid -_-), Kanrik/Hannah (feel free to throw more rocks at me).

Fullmetal Alchemist: EdWin (how can you NOT like EdWin?!), RoyAi (This is my favorite pairing EVER. And it's practically canon, too well, it was until the movie messed everything up. I'm in denial. In my mind, the movie never happened (puts hands over ears) I'M NOT LISTENING.)

ST-TNG: Wesley/That girl whose name I can't remember :B Wesley is awesome. People, please stop trying to kill him, it's cruel.

Avatar-the Last Airbender: (looks at one side of the battlefield at rabid Zutara fans; looks at other side at rabid Kataang fans; looks upwards at Tophaang fans preparing an air assault) um... er... SUKKA. There, I'm safe.

Doctor Who: Er, well, from reading above you can probably see that I'm a sucker for pairings that are possible/real in canon (okay, so Jazan/Amira is at this point completely impossible, but... Kanrik and Hannah got maaarried :D) so this one should be dead obvious... ohfinethen. Rose/Tenth Doctor, I don't know if there's some special name for it - I'm a true newbie to this fandom, I never actually noticed it. Does the ten really matter? I don't think they'd get along quite as well if he hadn't been Nine as well o-0 er, is it bad that I supported Rose/Ninth AND then this one?

Eragon: I have no great love for this book, it's, IMHO, terrible -_- the plot is boredom-on-a-stick and the writing... well... ""I'm sorry", aplogized Brom" pretty much sums it up. however, That just makes crackpairings all the more fun so... WOO ARYA/DURZA =D aren't they adorable?! Eragon ain't happy with it, but no one cares about him so...

MapleStory: Vicious/Me! (brick'd) OWCH X_X okay, kidding, kidding... but seriously. Is having pairings in Maplestory even possible? XD

Bleach: Ulquiorra/Orihime...? (BRICK'D MAJORLY) owwww keep yer bricks offa me they hurt! Couldn't you tell I was kidding? Hmm, er, how 'bout Ulquiorra/Orihime's cooking? Though it might kill him.

(1)That one was based off of a roleplay way back in the summer of 05 during LDP. it was with the really really old PJS plot chat group (if you have no idea what I'm talking about, that's fine, you needn't concern yourself with Plot Chat politics). If you were around during LDP and a PCer you might remember the little group of rabid half-JazanFangirls, half-Jazan/Amira supporters which called themselves Prince Jazan's Servants. Sigh. Good times, good times... I got semi-famous on the Plot Boards for my skits, too. I'm still in semi-contact with Darkgem (although I can't even remember Marlfox's username, sigh, wonder if she ever got her guild off the ground) but basically PJS crumbled (from too many new members at once, in my opinion) sometime around the end of LDP. And then... happy sigh then came Shifty. Now I'm a Shifty through and through. Yes, I'm THAT Ebil. The very same. I'm not famous on Plot Chat anymore, though :- it's because in the recent plots there's been nothing interesting to write skits about. I rather liked the twisted romances during LDP.