Hi, Im Lupus-Parvulus, also known as Cri. Im a Canadian with a British vocabulary after reading Harry Potter fan fiction so much. My other account is http://www.fanfiction.net/~phoenixfire180 My e-mail address is black_lily180@hotmail.com 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off. ~~~~Movies:~~~~ X-Men ( I love Cyclops and Warren! they kick ass) Jackass (Bam kicks all ass) Legally Blonde (Dont ask. I just love that movie) Harry Potter (Of course, though it does pisss me off how many things they screw up) ~~~Books:~~~ Harry Potter (Obsessed and proud of it, especialy of Sirius(I cried when he went through the veil),Remusand the Weasly Twins) Inu-Yasha (Unfortuanetly, I've only read 1 and 9. I cant find the others no matter how hard I look but I love Miroku and Shippo) Fruits Basket (Read the first 3, I love Kyo) ~~~~~~~~~~~Favorite Pairings~~~~~~~~~~ in order Harry/Sirius (I just love it, they balance each other out) Harry/Remus (Again, it's cute. Their like, soul mates) Harry/Draco ( I can see it. Theres a fine line between hate and love) Harry/Severus ( What I said above. I refuse to believe Severus is evil) Harry/Bill (I Like Bill. He's got the good boy in bad boys clothing thing going on) Harry/Charlie (He's a bit of a tough guy, but he obviously has to be gentil and patient to work with dragons, which is what Harry needs) Harry/Ron (I know, Ron seems as straight as an arrow, but I love this pairing, it's always so sweet) Harry/Cedric (What? Something was obviously between the two, look how devestated Harry was about his death!) Harry/Hermione (I think they would make a good couple) Harry/Ginny (I like some stories with this, but really, isn't Ginny supposed to look exactly like Harry mum? Just a little weird) Harry/Tonks ( Haven't really read it in a while) Harry/Oc (it's always good) Kyo/Yuki ( I love them, we already know that they admire each other, what if...) Kagome/Sesshomarou (I have actually never seen him, but I still like him) Miroku/Sango (Not as the main pairing, but their cute, I like Miroku) ~~~~~~Plots I Like~~~~~~ Severus/Remus/Sirus/Founder is Harrys father Harry goes back to the Mauraders era Mauraders read the Harry Potter books/ watch the movies Harry goes to Alternate reality Harry goes to the Founders era Harry is turned into a child Sirius returns to life (I refuse to believe he's dead. Sirius is my favorite character) Harrys parents return to life Harry is a magical creature/mate of a magical creature Harrys abused/raped Anything with gods in them (like Greek, Egyptian, or Roman) Harry adopts/ fathers a baby and brings it to Hogwarts Harry growing up in a forest with animal friends ~~~~~Favorite Quotes~~~~ There was a murder on my street... the chalk outline is still there... we could play hopscotch (looking at my drawing) Bianca: what's sticking out of her head? Me: She's an elf Conner: with horns? Me: no with ears B: they look like horns Me: well fine she's an evil elf C: RUN! Attack of the evil elves Bianca: did you know St. Louis is the most dangerous city in the US? Conner: I thought that was detroit Ashleigh: no that's second Me: what happened to New York? A: they got cameras B: they got camels? C: yes Bianca, they got camels and now the sun shines and those annoyingly happy birds chirp and no one dies and Bush is no longer President B: we have GOT to get a camel (discussing Conners drawing) C: this is my bird Me: it looks like shoes C: those are wings Me: where? C: see the two humps Bianca: (in song) my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps C: no like flapping Me: flapping hump? C: no flapping wings B: your wings are humping? C: NO! This is my bird and these are the flapping wings Me: aren't you alllergic to birds? I'm a little penguin, Smarmy to the bone, With tiny wings on which with I’ve never flown, I love chasing small children and eating their cookies, I’m a little Penguin, obviously lacking knees. -Harry Potter, Inspired by Your Shoe Laces During summer break Whover said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Eagles may soar high, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines The darkest hour is just before dawn, so if you're going to nick your neighbours milk, that's the time to do it A word to the wise ain't necessary, its the stupid ones that need the help Sir Issac Newton strived his whole life to find the answer to gravity. And when did he find it? When he was sat on his arse under a tree. Remember, never strive Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstein If it is not nailed to the floor, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it's not nailed down I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf Death by poison can seem natural. Harder to claim that my head simply fell off Do you know how to get to Narnia? My wardrobe is broken In Germany, they first came for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me - and by that time there was nobody left to speak up. This woman told me she likes fun sized snickers because their bite sized and I said, everything you eat is bite-sized “Mister Malfoy! That will do!” cried Madam Pomfrey. “I swear! In all my years! Never have I heard such profanity!” “Shit. Tits. Bollocks. Poo. Fuck. Fanny. Tart face. Arse!” Draco said returning to his magazine test - Madam Pomfrey and Draco Malfoy -Inspired By Your Shoe Laces kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -Plato I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead. I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. -Eleanor Roosevelt The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one. -William Shakespeare When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it Then Wood was speeding towards him, half-blinded by tears; he seized Harry around the neck and sobbed unrestrainedly into his shoulder - Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, Chapter 15- The Quidditch Final Theirs darkness everywhere, even in the purity of light - Me You can't learn to be real, it's like learning to be a midgit -Some dude on some movie/t.v show Good night and remember, crayons are cool "I thought you," Harry said, speaking to Blaise, "tried to jump off the astronomy tower." "That was a different time. I thought I had the power of flight and decided to live like the owls." -Harry Potter and Blaise Zambini - Inspired By Your Shoe Laces Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done - Jack Handy The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three - Elayne Boosler Good God. When did my father become a pimp? - Draco Malfoy, Muggle Movies 02: The Chamber Have ever thought about simply turning off the T.V, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? - Bender, Futurama Like hell I'd let your unholy body come anywhere near this temple! - Draco Malfoy, Inspired By Your Shoe Laces 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds." 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip! Rather Than Walk. 10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not "In The Mood." 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Whenever someone you don't particularly like, or even if you do, touches you, recoil and look at them disgustedly while screeching at the top of your lungs: "It Burns us! It Burns us!" |
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