My name is Hugo Spiffinghorn the third. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance, citizens of America. Now, as you know, we British conquered you, back when we were a truly great nation (although we still are rather great) and I am here to do it again! You WILL eat crumpets! You WILL eat tea! You will call a pavement a pavement, not a sidewalk, and you will spell honour, favour, and colour CORRECTLY. Rule Britannia, forever! |