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Hey, my name's Michelle. I just graduated from high school. I’m broke ass. Literally. I don't even have a job anymore. I’m starting college in the fall.

I'm not much of a writer, and I defiantly don’t have the balls to put my work up on here because I don’t take criticism good. At all. I hate it. I can dish it out. But I can't take it. I’d much rather read other peoples wonderful creations then throw up to my mediocre ones.

Lame-o I know.

I'm ... well truthfully, without any of the boring junk:

I'm obnoxious. Plain and simple.

I am clueless, really.

But I'm very smart.

I am more comfortable around the male species then the whiny female species, but I do have many close girlfriends who I adore (minus the complaining about everything).

I argue anything, even if I agree with it.

I am self dependent and self assured.

I am a compliment giving machine.

But...

If you suck... I tell you. But chances are you're better then you give yourself credit for.

I consider myself funny, I make myself laugh... but I'm a weirdo, and a lot of people don’t get that.

I'm slow adjusting to the new "fads" but eventually I catch up.

I talk ALOT and normally don’t shut up.

I say things without them registering through my brain, which gets me in shit, and... yeah I have a lot of people mad at me all the time even as you read this.

I'm the type of person who can break out laughing at funerals.

I laugh when people fall down because that is the FUNNIEST thing in the whole entire world.

I laugh all the time.

If I don’t know you but talk to you once and all goes well. I consider you a friend. But I make it a habit to not make friends with strangers of the computer (I rarely do unless I'm comfortable with you.)

I love So You Think You Can Dance.

Adore House ... omfg Hugh Laurie is my idol.

Grey's Anatomy, but only for T.R. Knight.

What Not to Wear

I will listen to any type of music; it is my one true lover. And I have a very diverse listening range.

I’m open to anything, but I can be very narrow-minded.

I have 7 pets.

I live at home, but I’m never home unless I’m checking in on the computer.

I have a comment for everything.

I have a mouth like a sailor... and a mind of a 14 year old boy. I take everything sexually.

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The Conquests of Kimberly Greene by LeFay reviews
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to spend some very personal time with the members of The Covenant, Kimberly Greene has first hand experience that she's willing to share with everyone. Rated M for sexual content.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,975 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Your Lucky Night by FrostedCullen reviews
Alicia, an unwilling participant in the lives of the 'Sons' is desperate for her old life back. Will she get what she wants or will a series of events outside of her control forever entwine their lives? R&R Please. xx Being rewritten, slowly xx
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,492 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Reid G.
Griffin's Story by Standard18 reviews
What happened to Griffin after David left him for dead? He learns some new skills and meets some old friends. A Jumper fic.
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008
Wanted Dead or Alive by FeeldaForce reviews
A female jumper joins Griffin in his quest to track down all paladins. What will happen to her as she falls in love? Romance, humor, action, jumping and more! Takes place during movie. GriffinOC
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Griffin - Complete
Under The Moonlight Clear by DoneAndDusted reviews
Reid Garwin knows that there's something odd about the new transfer student. No other girl has ever given him weird feelings before, after all. And when he begins to feel mysterious pulses of Power in the night, he just has to work out what she is hiding.
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,366 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007
Freaky Love by Black Cherry Coca Cola Lolita reviews
Sons of Ipswich have found their other halves, or did they find them? Chase is back. Some people will die? Mainly ReidOC. Rated M for lang. R&R appreciated much. Browen's old name was Rachael Green, too much like "Friends" Sorry if you see old name.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 32,509 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Leapling by filthyjones reviews
JUMPER FIC Griffin finally finds someone whom he can care about. She might not have the ability to teleport and maybe she isn't anything special but she does share one common factor: she was born on the 29th of February. CHAPTER 1 & 2 REWRITTEN
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Iris by Marasquin reviews
Reid becomes careless with his using, but finds the one person he can use freely around: a peculiar painter named Iris, who finds Reid’s aura fascinating and uses him as a muse. full summary inside [EIGHTEENTH CHAPTER UP DO THE SURVEY!] R&R
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,206 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007
The Great Outdoors by Sphinxie reviews
Who knew that camping could be so hard? Apparently not the Sons Of Ipswich. Join everyone's favorite bad boys as they battle the elements, creatures, and everything else Mother Nature has to offer. Rated for some swearing.
Covenant - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007
The Covenant II: The Ipswich Curse by RedRogue reviews
The sons of Ipswich have a new enemy, and some old ones... Caleb finds tragedy, Reid finds love, Tyler finds rage, and Pogue finds secrets. Like what is the Ipswich curse? What happens if their power's existence is exposed to the world? COMPLETE
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,783 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete