"All your friends are laughing behind your back...KILL THEM!" -'Wierd Al' Yankovic, "Horoscope" "Why must you get the pizza while I get the crust?!" "The lights are on, but nobody's home; My elevator doesn't go to the top; I'm not playing with a full deck; I've lost my marbles!" "For the next five minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!" "You can't take nothin' for granted; You gotta live life today." "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!" "What'd I do?" "Oh, he was so cute, ya know; you just wanted to smash his little face in." "I have been chosen! Farewell my friends. I go on to a better place." "That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!" |