Ruoku
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Joined 10-09-00, id: 21610
"All your friends are laughing behind your back...KILL THEM!"
-'Wierd Al' Yankovic, "Horoscope"

"Why must you get the pizza while I get the crust?!"
-Apocalymon, "Digimon"

"The lights are on, but nobody's home; My elevator doesn't go to the top; I'm not playing with a full deck; I've lost my marbles!"
-Barenaked Ladies, "Crazy"

"For the next five minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!"
-Apu, "The Simpsons"

"You can't take nothin' for granted; You gotta live life today."
-Matt's Band, "Digimon"

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"
-Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"

"What'd I do?"
"You killed the car."
-Cameron and Ferris, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

"Oh, he was so cute, ya know; you just wanted to smash his little face in."
-Phil Hartman, "Saturday Night Live"

"I have been chosen! Farewell my friends. I go on to a better place."
-Alien, "Toy Story

"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!"
-Dr. Evil, "Austin Powers"