![]() Author has written 2 stories for Labyrinth, and Harry Potter. Ok, so while I am not always so witty, here are some favorite quotes of mine. From my friend SerinSykes: "You're in my household, don't drink it like actuall wine! Down it!" "Tu tienes queso podrido en tus pantalones!" (Translate at own risk) From Rebellion by TatraMegami: "The Baa Baa Black Sheep will get you good!" "Writers aren't exactly people...they're a whole lot of people trying to be one person." --F. Scott Fitzgerald. "Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." --E.L. Doctorow. And now the wonderful world of copy and paste. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile If you read more fanfictions then books, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate it when a really good cartoon or show ends, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you actually take time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't have a little world... I have galaxies for my own personal use) "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year! If you're pro-life, copy and paste this into your profile! If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (imaging being an otter... stares dreamily into the distance) Silence is golden, duct tape is silver Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. 98% OF 100% TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL. 0.0 If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Month One Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak If you're against abortion, PLEASE post this on your profile!! If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would die for your faith, copy this into your profile. If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. If you think that they should just give the Trix Bunny some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love the music you listen to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you just wasted time in your life you'll never get back by reading this profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son, then copy and paste this in your profile. My faith: Jesus: Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven." kindness will be rewarded. AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list (optional): Neassa, FireWaterLightDark7890, Kurenai-yuuhi-rox, Rikulover43, Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, No one specific, Manwathiel, Reina Ann Vilre, Itamiyumi The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. knowing is not a crime, but remaining complacent in your ignorance and doing nothing is." -Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia "You criticize and attack people for their birth and upbringing, things they cannot change. It is you who is not human." -Presea Combatir, Tales of Symphonia "Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." -Unknown "Do not speak ill of the dead!" -Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia "Do not meddle with things that you cannot predict the outcome," -Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia "Averting your eyes won't make a difference..." -Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia "Overconfidence breeds carelessness," -Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia "Feel the pain of those inferior beings as you burn in hell!" -Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia "Begone you illusions of Mithos and Lloyd. My son needs me!" -Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened," -Unknown "Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'," -Unknown "Some people are like slinkies. The seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs," -Unknown "Love your enemies. It gets them really confused," -Unknown "If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male," -Unknown |
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