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I AM SO SO SORRY!

I had to delete my story because I don't even know where all the files are or where I was going with it at this point : (

I hate that I couldn't finish it, but a looooot of things happened since when I was writing and now. In no particular order: the love of my life disappeared on me for a year (online long distance relationship, yeah). I graduated college. I moved for a job that fell through. I discovered my high school and certain college friends were assholes. I learned other friends truly are forever. The love of my life came back to me (if you love something set it free, right?). Moved back with my parents. Got a full time job. Getting my MBA online while working full time. Moved into my own place. Discovered just how lonely I can be. Moved back in with my parents.

I'm almost done with my Masters. Perhaps when I finish and can rediscover the meaning of "free time" I will write again. Because I have ideas. Harry Potter. Pirates of the Caribbean. Once Upon A Time. Oh yes. There are ideas.

I'M SO SORRY I DISAPPEARED! I'M SORRY I DELETED MY FIC!

I appreciate all the lovely comments and reviews I received through the years, and I apologize again for disappointing you all by just vanishing without finishing the fic.

Please don't hate me!

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White Light on a Black Sea by TaarnaT reviews
A Captain Swan story with a Black Sails twist. Princess Emma is on her way to her wedding when her ship is attacked by the Jolly Roger. Captured by ruthless pirates and miles from home, she is subject to the mercy of the handsome and dangerous Captain Hook. These aren't the fairytale pirates you know. Will contain very mature themes. Dark!Hook/Princess Emma
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,405 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Summer With The Grangers by draco-severus-mmm reviews
AU WIP Ch45 up Draco has been targeted to be Voldemort's righthand man throughout 6th year, and the only way to avoid this horrible destiny is to be removed from the Wizarding World over summer. Where will he stay? With the Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 197,812 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Come Back to Me by ChristinaFay reviews
Gently tracing the crease between his brows, the young witch wondered just how much she didn't know about the old wizard lying in the hospital bed before her. Slowly he opened his eyes and looked at her sadly for one last time. "Hermione," He whispered, "come back to me..." - A story involves an unusual form of time traveling and a timeless love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,926 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5362 - Favs: 6,366 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Raising Draco's Son by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Ignorance is bliss but it could change people's lives forever. Draco x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bittersweet by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
Narcissa Malfoy does not want her only son to become a Death Eater so she resorts to a desperate choice. She would have to leave Draco's fate in the hands of the enemy. A mudblood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,808 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
Oracles by CocoaFlavourPunk reviews
Two Ministers battling to be more favoured and chosen Minister. When Minister Harry Potter dumps his plain girlfriend Hermione to introduce a beautiful women to promote his office, she does what any woman scorned would do: she joins his rival Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To Save a Malfoy by SnapeSeraphin reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Ron free a man who has been the Dark Lord's captive for years and place him in Hermione's care. But who is this mysterious man and how will he effect the lives of the Gryffindors and one Draco Malfoy? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,784 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Cursed by bccaw reviews
BOOK ONE - Hermione wakes up after the final battle paralyzed in the infirmary. She has been cursed by Voldemort, and Snape is the only one who can save her. Strange as that may be, the truth is much stranger. COMPLETE! Book two soon to follow!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,762 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 5988 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Stuck on an Island by anotherblastedromantic reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow finds himself stuck on an island again... but this time he is trapped with a few other characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Violet Baudelaire, Artemis Fowl, and even Van Helsing. Madness ensues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,087 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Starring Severus Snape! by aims80 reviews
COMPLETED! What would happen if our favorite potions teacher accidently became a famous muggle movie star? Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 82,778 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Black Rose by Severus's vampiress reviews
SeverusHermione. It starts with him finding her stealing firewhisky in the middle of the night, and it leads to a marriage Law, love, betrayal,a child and an unexpected kidnapping......
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 38,183 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Apprentice and the Necromancer by satismagic reviews
Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 251 - Words: 279,010 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Flower of the Court by londonmalfoy reviews
Over the summer, Hermione finds out that she is adopted. Along with this new change, Hermione discovers a secret power of time travel shared by none other than Draco Malfoy. But what will happen when something goes wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,861 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In His Eyes by ArgentumRosa reviews
After a bad encounter with some Death Eaters Draco is left with a child to care for. Problem is this child is no ordinary one and there are people after him. Can Draco survive the dangers ? Cn he survive parenting ? Looks like he is going to have to ask H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 199,058 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
S U R V I V O R by Drakulya reviews
AU When mildmannered Hermione Granger becomes a finalist on a hot reality show, it'll take all her book knowledge and smarts to survive betrayal, confusion and resist temptation in the form of a certain blond man. DHr - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Glitternewts and Bones by Ishkie reviews
Dramione. It's Hermione's sixth year at Hogwarts, and have her feelings for Malfoy dramatically changed over the summer? Actually, no, they still hate each other, but Nork and You-Know-Who might change that. Dark humour, most of the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What Hermione Wants by powerelite reviews
“Gggirlfriend? Surely you don’t mean ”,“Yes professor, Hermione Granger is my girlfriend”BLAG! And with that, Professor Snape fainted on the floorBLAG! Followed by Neville Longbottom“Well…”, said Draco. “I reckon they took it well”R&R please. HGDM fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,247 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pirate Blood by NikkiEvans reviews
Kaylee Sparrow is on the run from Voldemort. She is hiding at Hogwarts as Chris Turner. Will any one find out her secret? And why is she on the run? And what does Draco, Hermione, Lucius or Harry have to do with it? HBP spoilers, a bit AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 67,307 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Draco M., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Vader Vingettes! by Mutant Goldfish reviews
Vader went to the Dark Side, and now he is paying for his mistakes. Believe me. A series of 500 word vingettes where poor Darth is tormented in ways you wouldn't have thought possible. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Darth Vader
A Hope for Renewed Love by darktwistedpoet reviews
Hermione has been deeply hurt over the summer. She's not sure if she'll ever get over it. But can Draco make her see that she deserves to be happy? Will Draco be Hermione's saviour, or remain her rival?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,977 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blood Is Thicker Than Tears by atruwriter reviews
Draco's entire world is turned upside down when he's told his parents are not the Malfoy's. Struggling not to be killed and to become close with his brother he falls in love with one of his worst enemies, his brother's best friend. [ABANDONED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 420,484 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 5,479 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Still Fighting the Enemy by AquiliusDivine reviews
As the rise of darkness continues Draco must face his greatest fear, the dark lord himself. As Hermione gets to know him through classes and shared interests, the line between snake and lion is soon blurred. Can she save Draco from his father's dark path?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 201,102 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Darth Vader and his Computer by Serra Tachi reviews
Total randomness. Darth Vader gets a Windows XP. Read how he learns about AOL, instant messaging, myspace, websites and more.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
Gender Changing Toffees by Emma-Lee14 reviews
On a trip to Hogsmeade Draco runs into a new shop, Weasleys Wizarding Weezes. Its here that he buys a taletale Toffee that's more than what it appears. And when things get out of hand, there is only one person whom Dumbledore can trust...Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,894 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Teenaged Snape? by Natsuyori reviews
“Go to her, my boy,” Albus said, walking away, “she wouldn’t have come back if she didn’t love you, Severus.” 1st SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,077 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
First Comes Marriage, Then Love? by PauCev reviews
Hermione Jane Granger, would you do me the honor of marrying me? Fred and Hermione have to get married to carry out a mission for the Order. But, are there other reasons why they accepted said mission? Or is it just to stop Voldemort? Will romance blosome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,967 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
More To Life by Preppy in Pink reviews
Well, I'm stuck on a roof with my annoying exboyfriend who got us in this mess in the first place and you want me to sit here and come up with witty comebacks? I'm sorry, this situation isn't exaclty condusive to that! quote Hermione. HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,894 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Hermione G., George W.
Best Years Of Our Lives a Hogwarts story by Krazie Kaity reviews
What if Snape has a daughter, and so did Lupin. What if their daughters were best friends but in oposite houses? What If Snapes daughter liked Harry, and Lupins daughter liked Draco? I'll tell you, things get Shaken up!DMoc HPoc SSocWARNING:SPOILER TO HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,643 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005
Whose line POTC style! by Snowpixie81 reviews
What the title says. It's whose line is it anyway, with the cast from Pirates of the Caribbean. Should be enjoyable, watching your favorite characters playing the game. Please R & R.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Complete
In the Chocolate Factory by anotherblastedromantic reviews
Two years have passed since Willy Wonka opened his giant chocolate factory, and Charlie Bucket's beginning to feel the stress of it. And, to add to his troubles, a very strange relative has decided to pay a visit to the Buckets. VERY random.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,340 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Baby Bliss by Faith and Grace reviews
When her Muggle Studies class is assigned a flour-baby project, Hermione thought it would be a breeze. However, when her partner happens to be Fred Weasley, hijinks abound and both are in for the time of their life. HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
The Phantom of Hogwarts by RonFan reviews
Hiding a hidious face behind a mask, Draco Malfoy has become the Phantom of Hogwarts, purging his enemies and getting his revenge. Can Hermione Granger discover the man behind the mask?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,878 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Things Untold by Nightstorm7 reviews
Secrets about Draco's relationship with his parents. I started this b4 the sixth book came out apologies so it's not exactly uptodate. think of it as an alternative sixth book. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Draco M.
The Passion of Hate and Love by Callisto Callispi reviews
[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,355 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Didn't see that coming by julyjules reviews
Harry's away, Ron's on her nerves, who's there to talk to? Fred. Well, what's fun about that? HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Hermione G., George W.
A Perfect Day to Elope by Fuschia Nicole reviews
Incomplete. 2nd Place FawkesAshes Wedding Challenge: A tale of stolen rings, involuntary cupcake queens, inspiring pop hits, houseelves, allergies, inlaws, pink pompoms, disgruntled guests, and the ONE BIG LIE that ties them all together.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,939 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sold by Marmalade Fever reviews
Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,867 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by apathetica reviews
“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,527 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 5,956 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fate Is an Illusion Or Is It? by Dina Dissendium reviews
Hermione and Draco find out why Ron has been missing these past two days. Ron traveled into the future. The horrifying part was that the future included Hermione and Malfoy, happily married.Can they change fate? Not HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How To Plan A Wedding To Your BlacksmithPirate by Crystyna reviews
How To Plan A Wedding To Your BlacksmithPirate Honey. Back from the dead at last. The trip down that aisle isn't all roses and birds singing. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 169,920 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
Gollum's Guide to Insanity by Mutant Goldfish reviews
What really happened when Aragorn had caught Gollum and was taking him to Mirkwood? Short, insane and out of charater. You've been warned. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Aragorn, Gollum - Complete
Life as a Soundtrack by Atellix reviews
Sequel to 'Life as a Film' An ancient curse threatens the lives of the world, and the ultimate sacrifice is made: the happiness of Draco and Hermione. Are their lives too shattered to piece back together? And is the threat truly gone? DHHG, OC?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twisting Around by MasterofVoldemort reviews
Please Help Me Hermione. The words echoed through Hermione’s entire being. She knew she should say no. Every fiber of logic within her said she should say no, but her heart wouldn’t let her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,517 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Bodyguard by Look at moiye ploise reviews
Hermione turned. 'Bite me, Malfoy.' 'Gladly.' Was the reply. A DracoHermione office romance with more than a few twists ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,404 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How do I loathe thee, let me count the ways by greywitch135 reviews
Based on 'Ten things I hate about You', HGDM fiction with a twist, HINT HINT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lord of the Taters II by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Parody of The Two Towers, sequel to Lord of the Taters, though you don't have to read that. The insanity continues! Helm's Deep is a pathetic shack, Denethor makes appearances, and the Wraiths ride on tater tots!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Frodo B.
World Of Fallen Angels by Britva reviews
Hermione awakes in what seems to be a dream. Everything keeps shifting and she is there along with Draco Malfoy, both have no clue how they got into this fantasy world, all they know is they want out. WIP. Will be updating soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,158 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Blaze by guilty until proven innocent reviews
Death Eaters attack Hogwarts. When three Gryffindors and a Slytherin manage to escape, problems arise quickly. When thrown together for survival, can trust and friendship blossom? And can forbidden romances flourish? DMHG [Pre HBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,912 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Willy Wonka Meets the Health Inspector by Raven Catz reviews
A certain eccentric chocolatier gets a visit from the health inspector, but it's not what you think... Since I can't give this three categories, I will add 'comedy' up here.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,911 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
525,600 Minutes by The Lonely Goatherd reviews
Draco has a secret and he tells it to the last person he ever thought he would: Hermione. Hermione possesses something she never thought possible, something that could determine everyone’s fate. A bond is created between the two, perhaps even more. But
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,694 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Insufferable by Blahblah15 reviews
For the first time, he saw her perfectly clear. And that was it. That was all it took to draw him in the last ten meters and snap the rope. He was lost. Absolutely lost. There was no hope now. DM/HG and totally cliche.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,999 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secret Admirations by niffler23 reviews
Hermione feels left out, and only one person can help her. please review! FWHG... COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Time, Love by BellesNGems reviews
COMPLETE. Harry and his friends are in their sixth year at Hogwarts. Cho wants Harry back and is willing to do anything. Draco and her conspire with each other to do something, because Draco wants a pretty intelligent witch to himself, and not for Harry t
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,117 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Detention by Fidelius Charm reviews
“Granger, I hope you’re proud of yourself! You’ve just earned yourself a week of detention!” The words shocked the entire student population. Hermione Granger had Detention? And she had Fred Weasely to thank. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,474 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Trust to Fate by Kay50 reviews
Lirael(oc) encounters the two Malfoy men on her doorstep. What do they want with her? dracooc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,507 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Draco M.
We Meet Again by hermionebabe1 reviews
SEQUEL TO BETROTHED TO A MALFOY. Hermione, Harry and Ron return to Hogwarts to teach along with Jessica, Hermiones daughter.But guess who else is there? Draco Malfoy of course. And who is Jessica's father? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Inbetween Where Our Worlds Collide by obliviongates reviews
It's been three years since Elli and Ari last saw Will and Jack. Now, out of the blue they decide to return-but why? (JackOC, WillOC)Was Originally called "POTC-When Worlds Collide." Same story, different title.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,600 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
He Called Me Hermione by EiSeL reviews
HGDM It's her seventh year, she's Head girl, and she should be on top of the world, right? Wrong. Please read at review! (I might change the rating later)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,499 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Betrothed To A Malfoy by hermionebabe1 reviews
Hermione Granger. Mudblood bookworm right? WRONG! What if Hermione's parents were squibs? What if she was betrothed to a Malfoy? How will everything turn out? Bad summary. Good Story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Serpent and the Phoenix by Stuckintexas reviews
Hermione Granger's life falls apart when Voldemort murders her parents. As she is picking up the pieces she meets a ghost in Grimauld Place and is determined to figure out who they were and why they died. It does occur to her that not all ghosts are of th
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Hermione G.
As Clear As Mud by Oasis Blackmore reviews
Hidden feelings aren't ever something that make life clear. Only when they are admitted does true, muddy clarity appear. Join our favorite Harry Potter characters in a not so adventurey adventure that will change their lives. Disregards HPB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,670 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by guilty until proven innocent reviews
COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,564 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Last Thread by Foul Ole Ron reviews
Draco Malfoy has the feeling he is about to lose his last threads of self respect. His suspicions are confirmed when he is greeted less than cordially on the front steps of No. 12 Grimmauld Place by Hermione Granger...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,927 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dismal Photographs of Yesterday by Chevious reviews
She was the nerdy bookworm that was teased constantly by other students. He was the spiteful man that didn't know the meaning of love. Would she be the girl to teach him? Could their relationship even be possible? Rated T for later content
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Severus S.
The Goddesses of Orlyism by Crystyna reviews
The Goddesses Of Orlyism co Crystyna and Laura 2003 get POWWED not zapped into ME to raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer their weasely black guts out! But they quickly find that they're in for a surprise...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 12/20/2003
Jack the Action Figure by Geheimnis reviews
Jack Sparrow: suave, sultry ... seven inches tall. Join him in his quest to take the toy store by force! Chapter Six: 'Only a toy,' Jack reminded himself wildly. 'Clay and paint – and clay and paint can’t be killed.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
Life's Like a Quidditch Game by Kayhera reviews
Holly, the smart bookworm Ivy, the ditsy bookworm... As they try desperately to survive another year of Hogwarts they find themselves running into the Marauders more and more. But will their studies keep them too occupied to notice they're fallinginlove?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Hermione's Dragon by moseys-dragon reviews
Hermione isn't quite the little girl she used to be and one Slytherlin in particular notices. Dumbledore hasn't told all of the Prophecy. The four heirs to the houses are the only ones that can defeat the dark lord, but they must work together. what if
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,545 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Astrid by Aveza reviews
After being left behind by her father, Astrid is raised under the caring arms of W&E. Spirited, stubborn & gullible, she's pulled into a life of handsome young men, awful governesses, seafaring lads, and oddly enough, strange dreams of a pirate named Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
Your Faith In Me by Tonks85 reviews
Hermione Granger has long graduated from Hogwarts school of witchcraft and Wizardry and has spent the years since trying to avoid something-or someone. When she comes back to London for a wedding, life throws someone at her that she doesn't expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,471 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005
Love as Deep as the Clear Blue Sea by chewy-caramel-cookie reviews
Being revised, chap 2 up: It lives! Lijah and Doll, with fathers, crew and blond First Mate, are still trapped on an island full of savages. Will they escape in this latest installment? And where the heck is Mallory?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,677 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005
I Never Planned on You by shnookums05 reviews
Set in 6th year. Draco sneaks into the Gryffindor Common Room for a prank but what happens when he sees Granger sobbing her heart out? He strugles with his emotions. DHR. Entirely Draco's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ze Curse of ze Flying Monkey by lil-blonde-pirate reviews
Zis is just a really random bit of crazy sillyness. A rather random plotline about annoying foreign princesses and flying monkeys (I think...) read at your own risk.....
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
Lord of the Taters by The Hobbit Lass reviews
A hilarious parody in which Frodo must destroy an evil potato with the aid of his trusty plastic butterknife and magical undergarments, Arwen and Glorfindel fight over Frodo, Merry talks to apples, and more insanity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
The Curse of the Creative Mind by Blacklabel reviews
There's a pirate, a pretty perturbing pirate, in my head. That, however, is not exactly the problem... so much as getting him out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005
Pirates of the Caribbean Love Is Not A Victory by obliviongates reviews
I know you've seen stories like this before, two girls from our time get sent into 'Pirates of the Caribbean' and one of them falls for Will and the Other for Jack...but what if that doesn't happen in this one. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,008 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Moonlight Becomes You by Hils reviews
The second Tale in the Bessie series - COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 46,294 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 11/26/2004 - Complete
One More Day by catgirlutah reviews
Right. So, it would help if you read All Hallow's Eve first. But you don't have to. This is the tale of a twentyfirst century woman in the past with Jack from his point of view...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,432 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete
Love Potion Number 9 by LilStripedTomato reviews
Snape has unknowingly been the victim of a love potion and all of the women in Hogwarts are after him! Now Snape, with the help of Lupin, must find out what is wrong with everyone and stop the madness! Chapter 5 now up, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
How Could You? by LilStripedTomato reviews
Just an amusing argument between Snape and Lupin. It's a double drabble, so it's short, but funny. And it's not slash. Anywho, read and enjoy! Oh yeah, and review as well! And Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Wedding Bells by summerstwilight reviews
A moment between Jack and Elizabeth before her wedding JE, WE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Masters Gold by Hils reviews
Jack Sparrow gets more than he bargained for when he goes after Horace Masters' treasure map. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 87,710 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Mudblood by quixotic-star reviews
Dear Granger, You're probably wondering why I, Draco Malfoy, a PUREBLOOD Slytherin, am owling you..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Two In A Tub by adromir reviews
Legolas plus Rain plus Mud equals to DISASTER! And wait until it's time to give the little prince a bath! A certain elven king is going to have the biggest headache ever!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Married! by liar reviews
Hermione never thought she would end up being engaged to Draco Malfoy, but when they both are caught in the middle of a wizarding war they have no choice but to work together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,812 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Life as a Film by Atellix reviews
COMPLETE- DracoHermione fic- Draco falls in love with a mystery movie-quoting girl from the train. What he doesn't know is that it's really Hermione! Full of movies lines and your favorite characters, plus a few more! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,227 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
And Then We Were Defeated by liar reviews
Hermione and Draco? He wants to marry her!? She hates him!? What about Ron? And Harry? [COMPLETED!! SEQUEL TO COME!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,154 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Summer of The MalfoyGranger Truce by The ShowStoppa reviews
THe last ever update. Read and Review or don't I don't really care. I hope you like it though!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,106 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Muggle Movies 01: The Stone by GNess reviews
The Harry Potter characters go and see the first film on the big screen. It seems EVERYONE loves Sean Biggerstaff, Draco isn't sneering nearly as much as he should and Ron is so excited that Harry fears he'll pass out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Complete