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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Neire and TO many others so i'll just stop there

Life: don't have one, obssesive about Teen Titans, star wars, harry potter, the eragon trilogy...i don't remeber the techinacal name for that one and lots of other stuff

From: the wild crazy and exotic land of NEW JERSEY U S of A

PLEASE, PWEETY PWEASE REVIEW...THIS IS MY FRIST STORY...if all goes well i'll put some of the other stories I'm writing on

I LOVE THE BAND MCFLY! THEY ARE SUPER AMAZING!

HOPEFULLY COMING IN FUTURE:

Hogwarts: The Next Generation- the gang have all left Hogwarts...Voldemort is dead...or is he? Harry thought he destroyed all the Horcruxes but he forgot one...now with his children at Hogwarts, what will Voldemort do? after HBP...

Pass the Snog Day 2 Potions Problems- if you haven't read pass the snog day it's an hilarious fic, my friend and i decided it as worthy of our time just to make it a little weirder, a little diffrent and a WHOLE LOT FUNNIER! currently in the works, first ten chapies up please R&R

Send me and E-mail if u like either of the ideas, always open to new stuff...THANKS!

OkAy A lItTlE bOuT tHe HaRrY PoTtEr FrEaK iN mE

ShipsI love:

harry/ginny- so ment to be

lily/james- duh!

neville/luna- soooo cute

ron/hermy- has J.K. not pointed this out in almost every single book

tonks/ lupin- they are like sooo perfect for each other

fred/george/angelina/alica- i forget who goes with who, but the 4 of them are perfect for group dates

dumbledore/Mcgonall- hilarious the two old coots

Ships I hate:

voldemort/harry- oh yes because that makes sense

hermy/voldermort- ewwww

(okay i just realized it i hate anyone with voldemort tom riddle doesn't count cuz voldemort is just plain nasty)

draco/hermy- disgusting

crabbe/goyle- ewww and i even like slashy

crabbe/goyle/draco- draco would never stoop so low

draco/dobby-just plain freaky

dobby/winky- creepy

ginny/neville- neville is soooo not good enough

snape/draco- toooo slashy

snape/ginny- not worthy

Werid ships i've seen that are actually kind of funny, i like um:

lupin/sirius- this has to be my favorite slash, i just love them together

lupin/sirius/james- yes i've seen them, they come in a close second because let's face it james had to be hot

percy/oliver- i looooooooooooooooooove oliver soooooooooooooooooooo much the seeing him with uptight percy is hilarious

oliver/me- okay maybe it's not real but a girl can dream can't she?

draco/ginny- there are some good ones, the whole forbiden thing makes it cool

snape/hermy-see above

ginny/oc- some good muggle ones

harry/oc- see above

harry/basilisk-i don't lke it but it's weird and i've seen it

peter/james- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwww and more ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Looking for a good Harry Potter Fanfic? check out my favs. I'm currently in the process of find a Good harry potter fic for Every Letter of the Alphabet. that's right EVERY LETTER! if you know any good ones send me a message so i can pass judgement. I have 4 letters left, but i WILL WIN! wish me luck!

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The Female Pirates of Hogwarts by Nikki Flinn reviews
It's a commonly known fact that there is nothing quite as sexy as a female pirate. There's just something about the way she looks at you that makes you grab your bits while wondering what she's like in bed. Currently Hogwarts hosted three female pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
One On Ya by Nikki Flinn reviews
For six years, Draco and Harry have been staging a side battle for control of the school. When Harry decides he likes Ginny, Draco is determined to beat him, and not just because he likes winning. when Ginny finds out she enters. Pity the boys. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,061 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Top by Backstage Queen reviews
FINALLY UPDATED! It wasn't about the pleasure from sex. It was about their sick passion to outdo each other. It was about their need to dominate and control. It was about being on top, figuratively... and literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,580 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Talent Show & New Feelings by Slayer4U828 reviews
7th year, Hermione has made Head Girl & to her suprise the person she hates most is Head Boy. The 7th years have to do a talent show and Hermione decides this is her chance to prove she isn't a bookworm & Draco discovers there's more to Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,888 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Revenge is Sweet by Nikki Flinn reviews
Ginny never knew how to be herself. She was afraid to. But when her best friend betrays her, Ginny has to let herself out of the gilded cage she's put herself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Is it Wrong? by MinervaEvenstar reviews
I'm sexy. And brilliant. I understand it all...except this. I love being near him, but however close I am isn't enough. I've never felt this way, though HE is different, so it makes sense I feel different about him. 'James, is it wrong that I want Moony'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
Pulse by BlueBlood359 reviews
A ghostly hush filled the room. The only sound heard was the shrill screeching of the heart monitor. " Come on," I whispered. Then we heard the one sound we had all been waiting for, the consistant beeping that indicated a heartbeat.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
What I always wanted by Nikki Flinn reviews
Tired of their constant bickering, Snape sentences Ginny and Draco to detention until they work out their problems. What happens when things work out too well? FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
The Bachelor by Pottergirl101 reviews
Ginny Weasley goes onto the Wizarding form of The Bachelor. What she doesn't know is that Harry is the Bachelor! What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Marauders and Marauderette by Pottergirl101 reviews
Lily Evans, muggle, doesn't know anything about wizards and witches. That's why when she meets a group of boys in Diagon Alley she's grateful. What happens when instead of loathing the Marauders, Lily becomes their best friend? LJ and other pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,146 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Very Binding Game by CoolGuy28 reviews
Sirius and Remus play a strange game of Truth or Dare, with some interesting consequences. R&R please! Chapter 13 is up! Rated M. SiriusRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,049 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Truth or Dare by Hyper Fan Girl reviews
After winning the Quidditch Cup in Sixth Year, the Gryffindors play a game of truth or dare. What will happen when Hermione is dared to seduce Draco during the next year? Rated for later contents. Now has MM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,657 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The New Treaty by B. Richard reviews
The common bond that everything in nature shares is the only way to build new relationships. ...Yeah, yeah basically a fk fest with a tiny bit of plot thrown in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007
Peices of A Shattered Life by Nikki Flinn reviews
Sequel to A Little Thing Called Revenge Brooklyn Jones's Life was turned upside down by the events of the past six months. Nothing she knows is true anymore. Can Brooklyn make a life for herself as the Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher? FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
What's the Worse that Could Happen? by Nikki Flinn reviews
Draco is in a spot. He has to do something That doesn't involve killing to aid mankind. What does he do? Becomes a counciler, like the little buggers listen to those people anyway He didn't Guess who his clients are.FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Hungry like the Wolf by Amaroq reviews
The full moon is in a day, and Remus’s hormones are driving him crazy. And Sirius isn’t helping, strutting about the castle looking more devious then ever….
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,346 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Growing Up Malfoy by kira66 reviews
A twist of fate brings a six year old Harry into the company of the Malfoy's and Voldemort. Will the boy survive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 123,500 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Meaning Of War by Nikki Flinn reviews
Collab with Avery McAire. Hermione is tired of putting up with Draco Malfoy's constant underhanded attempts to rile her. So she declares all out war. Draco takes up her challenge. Dedicated to Radio Song who wanted me to write A HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Deal with the Devil by Nikki Flinn reviews
Ginny makes a deal to kiss a guy but finds she doesn't love him. Who does she love? Finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Picking Wildflowers by Slashy Snitch reviews
COMPLETE Harry starts dating Ginny, but she isn't what he's looking for. Harry and Draco get together, but what if Harry might have to be with Ginny? Can Draco keep Harry? Sub!Harry, Slut!Ginny. Anal,HJ,Lemon,MPreg,Preg,Slash,SoloM,Toys,Het. Implied NC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,564 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
PMS: Pre Moon Sickness by MinervaEvenstar reviews
The hilarious tale of desires. James wants Lily. Sirius wants Remus. The objects of their affection want not to have PMS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Forever Yours by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Life in your Muggle school is stressful enough until the Marauders show up as new students and you start falling for one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,180 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Can't Sing a Love Song by Nikki Flinn reviews
One Shot: DG. Ginny is dying. Her last request is a song. Can Draco sing it? If someone wants to write a sequel, feel free, just leave a review when you get it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Forbidden Game, Hidden Secrets, Nothing but Lies by FntsyDncr3168 reviews
Formerly Forbidden Fruit....In the game of seduction a winner is set and losers are marked but the real question is, who is strong enough to survive and who will lose everything in the game that destroys all. Draco and Ginny, starts off slow but gets bett
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Ramblings by I am a Banana reviews
In which Lily fears for her sanity, Remus tries to ignore the little voices in his head, James drools over an obviously oblivious Lily, and Sirius sits back and laughs at them all. The Marauders, life, love and the utterly stupid things they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,204 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Alright, its your turn by bigreader reviews
A rather cliche'story of truth or dare. Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
ZOMBIE! by YarnNerd reviews
One Shot! One morning INSANITY BREAKS OUT! Remus, Harry, and Hermione deal with CRAYONS and... a ZOMBIE! Emotions run high! O.o! Based on a weird dream. BE WARNED FOR EXTREME INSANITY AND MADNESS! BEWARE! Part 2 Added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Boxers by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
Looking back, it was all because of those blasted boxers. Yes, he would blame it on the boxers. That and her stupid knickers. And his sofa. And Blaise. And Colin. And that dratted cat. Oh, and buggering sperm. Yes, it was a conspiracy. Yes, that was it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
Kitten by Tulips and Jill reviews
Fluff! Ginny's learning how to become her animagus. Draco has taken a liking to a kitten at Hogwarts who keeps ending up in his bed. Draco's adorably evil! Ginny's a flirt!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,109 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Not Even Death by The Marauders' Quill reviews
Sirius realizes his feelings for Remus, but is he too late? SR slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Share My Love Part 2 by dogbert-day reviews
Oliver and Percy have waited for nine months and now their lives are complete. Sequel to Share My Love so if you haven't read it, a lot of this won't make much sense. OliverPercy and guys having children. If you aren't comfortable with it then don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Oliver W., Percy W.
Lover for a Day by Jess0132 reviews
One shot! It's April Fools' Day at Hogwarts and Ginny plans to get revenge on her brother, Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Blind Date HP Style II The Valentine's Masquerade by BeachBum754 reviews
The sequel to Blind Date Harry Potter Style, back with more rowdy party games, crazy pairings, champagne, and sherbet lemons. It's going to be a wild night!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006
Relaxation by eliana-moran reviews
Ginny Weasley is the successful editor of the Daily Prophet. When she decides that it is time to get away from all the stress and actually relax she finds her peace disturbed by none other than the infamous Draco Malfoy. PURE FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Dear Friends by Pottergirl101 reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and ginny are off fufilling their careers. Hermione comes up with the brilliant plan of using a journal to stay in touch. Oneshot, HG and RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Little Thing Called Revenge by Nikki Flinn reviews
Ginny and Draco get in a contest, Draco to seduce Ginny Ginny to ruin his reputation. ack sorry it took so long FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 22,866 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Meant to Be by MinervaEvenstar reviews
In 7th year Lily learns that Remus fancies Sirius. The only way she can get them together is with the help of one she hates: James Potter. Includes perspective of Remus, James, Sirius, and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Bothering Snape by Billycan reviews
PRE HBP Ginny and two of her friends make a list of 40 ways to bother Professor Snape, and Ginny is elected to carry them out. Inspired by the 'Bothering Snape' cartoons.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,121 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Universal Imbalance by eliana-moran reviews
Draco is disturbed when Ginny doesn't rise to his bait. What happened to the fire? the wit? He determines to restore balance to the universe recover his favourite sparring partner. Caring about someone for ANY reason can only lead to caring FOR them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Pottergirl101 reviews
COMPLETED Ginny Weasley goes to her seventh year at Hogwarts not expecting to see any of her old friends any time soon. That all changes when she finds out who the new defence teacher is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Are You Nervous Yet? by DisasterWithoutYou reviews
Sirius is bored so he plays a game with Remus, but it soon turns into more. RLSB Slash, don't like, don't read. Love Reviews. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Pageant by ShiverBoo reviews
Hermione and Ginny are invited to Witch Weekley's Beauty Pageant in Las Vegas. There they meet many unexpected problems. But nothing that bad could happen in two weeks, right? COMPLETE with Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,405 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love's Talent by LunarianPrincess reviews
A talent contest and performing class brings new alliances and blooming romance, but is a sinister force trying to prevent it from being successful?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,662 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
kaerichi by wai no feni reviews
AU. She was the night he hunted. He was the night hunter she despised. But Fate has a way of twisting the cycle so that none of the darkness will be further recognized. [IchigoxRukia], among others.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,935 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
A Picture Perfect World by eliana-moran reviews
COMPLETE Jennifer Wells is a famous photographer. Blane Zan and Daniel Malcom are successful business men. No one knows anything about them beyond nine years ago. Are they who they appear? More info in profile
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,834 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Seventeen Hours by eliana-moran reviews
COMPLETE That was how long she had been working and after only 2 hours of sleep she was called back in. He doesn't know who she is, she recognizes him, and the success of his show rests in her hands. Ginevra's a tech and Draco's a Rock Star. see profile
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gred and Forge Ambush Interviews! by Pottergirl101 reviews
Fred and George walk around Diagon Alley interviewing our favorite HP characters. What will they find out? Who will stop them? Short fluffy oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Complaints by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Sirius, and Lupin complain about inaccuracies that happen in the books and movies. Implied DMHG and RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2005 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Purely Physical by burgundyred reviews
“Granger,” he’d said clearly. “I have a proposition.” She looked up at him, steely silver eyes boring into her. She trembled. "What do you say we embark on a physical relationship...purely physical." DMHG-sex-fic-with-twists!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,120 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Not Another Karaoke Contest by BeachBum754 reviews
This is not a karaoke contest! But it does include a whole bunch of parodies of (mostly) well-known songs, sung by HP people! Features Voldie rapping, Hermione ranting, and Ron being jealous, among other things!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,980 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003
Share My Love by dogbert-day reviews
PercyOliver, don't like don't read. Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley are madly in love. Percy is the only one who can make Oliver truly, truly happy, but, Percy has a wonderful surprise that could change all that forever. VERY fluffy and slightly angsty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,514 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Oliver W., Percy W.
Blind Date Harry Potter Style! by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Notorious Bisexuals by GyptianRose reviews
The Marauders are known for their smarts and romantic endeavors with each other. Watch the drama unfold at Hogwarts as they grow unhappy with their current relationships and seek out new ideas. It contains slash, obviously. This baby is finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pink Paper by Marauder Angel reviews
Ron sighed, knotting his hands together. ‘Ok, I do own a pair of leopard print pants…’ Hogwarts in in the hands of Lav and Pav as a new craze sweeps the school. Humorous RHr HG fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,340 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
A Truth, a Dare, and an Interesting Revelation by The Marauders' Quill reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus The Marauders are playing Truth or Dare, and James gets revenge. Need I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Hormone Rush by starrybutterfly reviews
Voldemort has placed a curse over Hogwarts, and students and teachers alike are finding themselves...erotically charged. Can Harry overcome his hormones and save the world again? With more pairings than you can shake a stick at, dare you enter 'Snape's Lu
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
Veracity by girliedragon reviews
My take on truth or dare. It involves a lot of popcorn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Insanity! by Crowley Black reviews
Stalking and talking to yourself, are these the first signs of madness or love? Find out as you follow Hogwarts resident stalker! Slash SBRL. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All Secrets Sleep in Winter Clothes by enlightenedkitty reviews
[Complete!] When Snape, ever the bastard, is exposed as a spy, top auror Hermione is sent to Hogwarts to protect him. But meanwhile, Harry's behaving erratically, Draco's slimy as ever and Ronald Weasley desperately needs a woman. HG&SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,769 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Talent Show to Remember by scorpio-1983 reviews
COMPLETE Voldermort is dead just so you know. now her is the summary Hermione,Luna, Ginny,and Lavender enter in a talent show at school and proced to make everyone amazed. The coulples in it are HarryHermione,DracoGinny,NevilleLuna, and RonLavender . Pl
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Misunderstandings by Marauder Angel reviews
Hermione and Ginny overhear a convosation, and get the wrong end of the stick! Very funny! Wont give it away, just read! Hehehe! You wont be dissappointed! PERMANENTLY INCOMPLETE (unless anyone is desperate for me to finish it...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Hunt for Prince Charming by VirtualFaerie reviews
This year I have a goal. Yes, Ginny Weasley has a goal. Amazing, huh? Well, I guess it isn’t really a goal. It’s more of task really. I’m going to hunt for my Prince Charming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,728 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare: Stripper Style by Hermione and Ginny reviews
Hermione hosts a game of stripper truth-or-dare... NL, DG, RHer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
If The Fates Allow by AgiVega reviews
Ginny has been forced to marry Draco, but her heart still belongs to Harry. Will she ever break free from this unwanted marriage? Will Harry help her? Join them on their odyssey through despair and hope, faith and love, amidst Voldemort's machinations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 234,787 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Truth, Dare, Kiss or Promise by Marauder Angel reviews
It's amazing how messed up things can get by playing one silly game. Harry must confess to Ginny, whos flirting with, Dean, who's trying to kiss Lavender! Why am i telling you? Go find out for yourselves!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Truth or Dare, HP Style! by uninhibited reviews
Basically a game of Truth or Dare... Starts off on the Hogwarts Express, and goes on in other places. Enjoy! )
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,230 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
The Plan by Mynuet reviews
COMPLETE Ginny and Hermione are tired of being dateless losers. What are two intelligent girls to do? Why, do some research and come up with a plan of action. RH and DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,957 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
I've Never by The Muses reviews
Dear GOD! Back, from the land of never-update-land, is MAE NOELLE and CHAPTER FOUR of I'VE NEVER! ... I've Never - A game played in a circle, each stating something they have never done. Anyone who has done that thing takes a sip of coughcough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002
Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet reviews
**COMPLETE** At long last, for my loyal readers: Ginny took a deep breath and composed herself. Was she really about to do a striptease in front of her best pal, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Day at the Beach by The Muses reviews
The long awaited sequel to Dancing Shoes. Be advised it's best if you read that first!Hermiones trapped on an Island vacation with Ginny and Dumbledore who seemed determined to get her a man. What is our dear Hermione to do when the Hogwarts Staff start s
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sweet Teeth by Aras reviews
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat. . .and Chocolate sauce? Not for the easily offended!! *Now Complete with Epilogue*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hamtaro Potter and the Hole of Secrets by Sailor Wiggly Tuff reviews
He's back in an all new adventure - with an all new author! Hamtaro Potter 2!
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2003
Dancing Shoes by The Muses reviews
* Complete 3/27* What happens when Dumbledore starts a dance contest between Professors and students? Read and find out! Might be S/H later!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Zelren's Truth or Dare by Zelren reviews
Another Truth or Dare . . . what can we say?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/27/2003
What's Under That Robe? by her2eternity reviews
An answer to all of your burning underwear questions, and more! Slashy, hetty, happy delights contained within, and the word 'snog' is used 24 times! What more could anyone ask for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2002
The Rocky Harry Potter Show by her2eternity reviews
And now for something completely different. A tender poetic interlude that has nothing to do with the story, and implies something very questionable. Enjoy, and please don't injure me. You wouldn't hurt a girl with glasses, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2002 - Published: 12/18/2001
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Here I Come reviews
Remi loves Siri, Siri's a shameless flirt and manwhore of Hogwarts. James is all knowning, what Relationships will form? Bad summary please read, Lemony goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Talent Shows and Tippy Toes reviews
Hogwarts is having a talent show, and everyones entering ron, hermi, harry, ginny, cho, the creeveys, malfoys and goones alike! The prize is worth fighting for, loves flourishes amoung the stars, but who will win, sequel likely. Sorry i stink at summaries
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Pass the Snog 2 potions problems reviews
On the anniversary of Pass the Snog day, the twins have perfected the spell. By mail they slip it into Hogwarts, but what happens when a the Snogging potion and another potion get mixed, bad things , that's what, VERY bad things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,312 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Hogwarts: The Next Generation reviews
The gangs defeated Voldemort, he is finally dead and all is well with the world, or is it? Now Harry's kids are at Hogwarts, What adventures will they get into? What villians will they meet? Read and Review, any kind of review welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005