Lilith of Lothlorien
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Joined 12-21-04, id: 724796
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Name: Lilith, the non-existent Elf

Quote: "When is a croquet mallet like a billy club?

...Whenever you want it to be."

Flames: All flames will not be noted immediately on stories, so if you
feel like btching at me and it's urgent, something like review
revenge, don't clutter my fanfics. My email: rockerbaby1991@yahoo.com

Constructive criticism (concrit) is always accepted, welcomed, and encouraged. Just remember, everytime you write a Mary Sue, God electrocutes Orlando Bloom with a cattle prod.

(Yes, I do love his acting. Yes, I do think he's rather pretty. Shut up. Start writing for the actual characters portrayed.)

My DA art account: www.xxbrokendreamsxx.deviantart.com

My old/incomplete works: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/592063/

Sex: Female

Wanna know my shoe size_

All characters created by me are copyrighted to myself and only myself. Characters and likeness of them may not be used in other works without expressed, written permission. In other words, don't screw around with me.

1. Mary-Sue Mary Sue

n.1

A negative reference to a female character
commonly used by beginning writers in their Fan-fiction.

Most times, the "Mary-Sue" is based upon the author.
She is unusually perfect and more advanced, also befriends
or becomes romantically entangled with the author's favorite
character/characters from the series. Because she is more
superior than the other characters in the work, she mainly
becomes the focus of the fan-fiction, thus ruining whatever
the fan-fiction was about.

As stated above, the name of the character referred to as
the "Mary-Sue" does not matter.

1. Gary-Stu

Male counterpart to a Mary-Sue

I've recieved and responded to ~4~ flames from fangirls who can't tell the difference between concrit and flames.

And counting.

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Plants in the City by Lilithisbitter reviews
Elseworlds. The Grey City is a polluted wasteland on a rundown earth. A pair of Plant Twins lives there. One will save the city and one will destroy it. The question is... which one?
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,174 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 10/3/2004
Miss Sue by Kevin3 reviews
Yet another nasty swipe at all those Sues out there. I think that about sums it up. Chapter 3 is up, making the story even worse.... come on, with a summary like this, you know you Have to read it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Ron W., Minerva M.
Truth Beyond Memory by shadowycat reviews
Minerva McGonagall has a good life: a job she loves, dear friends, a comfortable home, and a passionate relationship with the much younger Severus Snape. Indeed, life is very good...until her past comes back and threatens to take it all away. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 186,945 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Parody by ashanta reviews
A group of Mary Sues enter Hogwarts, but find their typical charms and perfections somehow failing to get the reactions they usually warrant. Harry and Ron finally figure out the Sues weakness, with Special Guest Appearance by Hogwarts' Resident Man-Ho.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004
Flowers In The Snow by zensho reviews
“Sesshoumaru-sama never speaks much about his feelings,” Rin said, “He has told me he values me, that I am worth more to him than tenseiga... and that makes me happy."
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,871 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape dialogues by duj reviews
One shot. Snape-eye view of events at Hogwarts from Harry's first year till after the final battle, told in 8 55-word snippets of dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Draco malfoy's Army by drea23 reviews
In which Draco discovers that, not only is he actually a girl, and not only is he Voldemort's daughter, but even worse, he is somewhat attracted to Harry Potter. Poor Draco. What's a boy, er, girl, to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Not Again by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Legolas finds himself pregnant. Again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Legolas
Jack Sparrow: Gentleman? by kasey8473 reviews
Jack's feeling saucy. Elizabeth is passed out from rum. Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Complete
in the closet by Michi the Killer reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ah, the memories! by Cunien reviews
*COMPLETED*'Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...' - remember that? Jack will never forget. Illusive hats, rum smugglers, donkeys and religious confessions! Huzzah for Father Jack!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Borrowing Your Heart by Victoria to Worthing reviews
A slightly fluffy Jack Sparrow romance. JackAnamaria pairing! Set after the first movie. As in character as I could make it, so please read and review
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
I Am The Pumpkin King by Amp reviews
I've always wondered what Jack was like before he became undead. So, here's a story about his rise, or descent, whichever way you look at it, to Pumpkin King. Recently edited. Hope everyone's had fun! R&R!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/17/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 333 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Maiden From a Distant World by CNell reviews
A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the Fellowship react? Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2002
The Guy with the Eye by Minerva McTabby reviews
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Narcissism reviews
The Memoirs of Narcissa Malfoy - First, and final born son: the birth and infancy of Draco Aqualis Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Narcissa M.