![]() Was good? So this is where you get to learn a little bout me, well im 19 and sadly im a US marine. if you have the choice i suggest not joining but whatever. I like sitting on my ass watching tv, playing video games or reading manga. When im home i like hanging out with my friends or rather they like hanging out with me because im a source of entertainment, mainly due to the fact that nothing really bothers me im usually off to do something stupid consequences be damned. I dont have any stories yet but i plan on writing some in the near future... Name: Wouldnt you like to know Gender: If you cant tell im a guy Gripes: When people abandon their stories (a lot of those are actually pretty good) Catch Phrases: "I DONT GIVE A FUCK!" and "ORALE!" Race: Im mexican and proud of it...VIVA LA RAZA! Elemental Affinity: Fire just about everything i like involves fire Zodiac Sign: Gemini Spirit Animal: Weasel Favorite Object: A full bottle of hot sauce Favorite form of bending: It would have to be Fire bending ( I love fire!) Some Quotes: "they told me life sucked. they were right, it really sucks you into things you never expected to get involved with." - feifiefofum "When life gives you lemons shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn lemons." - Gustavo Soto Jr FAVORITE SHOWS I enjoy anything with a good story line such as:Naruto, Bleach, Air Gear, Get Backers, FMA, a few of the Gundam series, School Rumble, Great Teacher Onizuka (my hero) these are just the top ranking shows that i like. Fun Fact: Did you know that approximately 99.9 of all homsexuals and lesbians use their right hand to move the mouse on a computer. It's too late Queer don't try to switch hands now, accept it...you play for the other team. HAH! if you are reading this message that means that you actually have a sense of humor and have not yet clicked off my profile. You gotta admit I got you and rightAnow if you aren't admitting to defeat let me tell you that you're STUPID Reasons why you STUPID: 1.You didn't admit defeat. 2. You still think that you're not gay or a lesbian. 3. You're still holding the mouse in your right hand. 4. You just tried to switch hands. 5.You failed to notice that picture of the male genetalia right next to number one. 7. You are actually dumb enough to search for the picture even though you claim not to be gay. 8.You didn't realize that number six is missing. 9. You just realized it and feel like a dumbass for not realizing it sooner. 10.Your probably still holding the mouse with your right hand...and I thought you weren't a Queer. 11. If you just realized the fact that you laughed at some person calling you Queer. 12. If you just stopped laughing because of that last comment...laugh fool! 13. If you didn't realize the fact that when you saw the words fun fact I started insulting you and you just sat there and took it. 14. If you didn't figure out that this was the reason why I didn't tell you my name and that you can go back up and continue reading. 15.If you don't feel like a total dumbass for reading this list and actually understanding why YOU FEEL STUPID. Hah now I know I got you. you have no choice but to admit defeat. Put that on your profile if you're feeliing pretty dumb right now. This was made by grimstep five...if you post on your profile please note this. Post this up and help me in my quest to overtake the net. this guy is the man If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...) If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile! If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile If you, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser. Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh. I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while! You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!) Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto) Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon- Don't look at me with that tone of voice!- Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver- Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto) It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet- A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!" Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?? Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door... He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness "Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown -"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown Genius by Birth Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. You've gotta die in creative ways. They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a If it's not nailed down, it's fair game. To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL! Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up. Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough. If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break. Push something hard enough and it will fall. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes! I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest. Schizophrenia beats being alone. Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view |
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