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Dear beautiful readers,

I do hope my writings will create what you came here for and I also would like to apologise in advance for any punctuation mishaps, I am working on it and will get a friend to check it through. Please leave helpful reviews so I can improve.

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Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,130 - Reviews: 2598 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
True Love's Kiss by purrpickle reviews
Malora drabbles and short stories, all one-shots.
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Maleficent, Aurora
Do you want to play deductions by Frozen-Imperfection reviews
Rewritten version of "Do you want to build a snowman?" featuring Mycroft as Elsa and Sherlock as Anna
Crossover - Sherlock & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Please Don't Believe When I Say It's Hard To Breathe by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Bellamione. Very dark, dubious/no consent. AU. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Souffle and the Odd Kiss by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
In which the Doctor and Clara don't go on that many adventures, eat the odd souffle and snog. Quite a bit. A series of 11/Clara oneshots.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,032 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Live Show -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
The Phan shippers are acting up again, driving Dan insane by spamming the chat in his live show. he becomes so annoyed he accidentally blurts out his feelings towards Phil. what will happen when Phil hears Dan's rant and comes to see if he's okay? Seriously, worst summary yet, I'm sorry, anyway, please read. it's adorable I promise :D
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Tape -Phan- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Phil still has tape stuck in his hair after the radio show and Dan has to help him get it out. adorable fluffyness. please read
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
French by yeaka reviews
Rodolphus shows Lucius how to properly French kiss. (Vignette. RLLM, slash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Lucius M., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6073 - Favs: 14,385 - Follows: 5,030 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Window Notes by boshrocks reviews
Fred and Hermione pass notes to each other in the windows. Humour, Romance and silliness to follow. inspired by Taylor Swift music video 'You Belong With Me'. a hell of a lot better than the summary since i stink at writing them. reviews welcome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Movement by pinkyandthebrain912 reviews
Soul games in the dangerous dark. Bellatrix and Hermione play at submission. For mature audiences only (18 & up).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Hey You Wanna Marry Me? by McBoba reviews
5 year old Draco and 5 year old Hermione meet in a muggle park. Fluffy-ish. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Deaths by Greyella reviews
Hermione finds hated solace in the Library. Bellamione. For mature audiences only (18 & up).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Hermione G., Bellatrix L.] - Complete
I'm Marrying your Imaginary Boyfriend by Wolf Blossom reviews
Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 337 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reading is Sexy by musicmagic7 reviews
"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Children Minerva McGonagall Never Had by dhawthorne reviews
Minerva McGonagall had five students who were like children to her. This is why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
After Class by ChelleyBean reviews
Mild DH spoilers. A young Gryffindor delivers a message.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 203 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.