![]() A good friend would support you fiercely in court, but I would break you out of jail at two in the morning, and skip home with you hand in hand, cheerfully yelling, "Damn, that was fun!" Hmm... what do we have here? A visitor? Well, well, well. Welcome to my humble profile page. Now, a little about me... First off, my name is Lisa. Boring, boring typical common name. Stalkers, this information is unlikely to help you track me down ^.^ I am of Chinese descent, therefore, I adore noodles, dumplings, and those red paper things you get around the new year. I subconciously say things like 'eh' and 'toque' because of my Canadian awesomeness. I am a high school first year, tenth grade, although maturity-wise, I am probably much, much younger. I play the piano, therefore, my right pinky can pierce Superman's chest. I do three forms of martial arts (kendo, aikido, Chinese wushu), therefore the drywall in my basement is covered with dents and sword punctures. There is no need for a guard dog in my house. Other hobbies of mine include singing, writing, jewelry-making, origami, art, finishing projects at the last minute (yet getting 90% on it, being the nerd I am), and attacking the pictures of my enemies on my dartboard. Inoue Orihime's food is only slightly worse than my own cooking. The normal fare for a Lisa-made dinner includes microwaveable pasta and ready-made soup. When it comes to music, I generally dislike American pop music. J-pop and anime tunes are much more appealing, in my opinion. Currently, my favorite artists are Aqua Timez, UVERWorld, and Lia. Notice that all three artists have taken part in one anime or another. K-Pop is my life. I am obsessed with the amazing boy band, B2ST, particularly their lead vocalist, Yang Yoseob, whose voice would put angels to shame. Other bands I adore include Super Junior, SHINee, Big Bang, 2AM, 2PM, 2NE1, miss A, and SNSD. The Hunger Games series, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You as well as its sequels, all the Harry Potter books, and the City of Bones series are several of my favorite books. Other authors I adore include Rick Riordan, James Patterson, and Sarah Dessen. If anime ever comes up in a conversation, I find my mouth automatically spurting nonsense about Bleach. Other favorite animes of mine include Fairy Tail, Death Note, Kaichou wa Maid-Sama!, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Angel Beats!, Skip Beat!, and an unending list of other animes. My absolute most favorite thing in the world is most certainly food. On a daily basis, I find that there is always something being crammed into my mouth, or already in my mouth. I utterly despise it when people tease me about my short stature (5'0), not unlike a certain 10th Squad Captain. I prefer tea over coffee, and my favorite tea is Chinese jasmine tea, lightly brewed and strained, with absolutely no sugar added. Bubble tea also occasionally catches my favour. My wonderful betareader is OtakuEntertainmentInc, to whom I owe much to. She is the single most amazing person in my online life. My amazing bestie is hinamori-pockylova01, who has a great sense of her own importance. *glares at Tsuki* Yeah, yeah, you're on my profile now, dongsaeng. Happy? Another one of my amazing FF.Net buddies is OtherXSideXOfXSorrow, an amazingly cool and talented writer. Check out her fanfiction Insomnia! Love you, Sorrow-chan! My Top Ten Bleach Pairings (Canon and non-Canon): 1. Byakuya/OC - Simply adore it. Preferably an OC that aggravates our wonderful Byakushi. 2. Byakuya/Hisana - 'Nother Byakuya pairing. Cute and very sweet couple. 3. Renji/Rukia - Renji is so protective of Rukia that it makes me jealous. 'Nuff said. 4. Toushirou/Karin - Both independant, strong characters who've lost someone important. Adorable... 5. Orihime/Ulquiorra - Ah, this pairing makes me cry... love it so much. 6. Yoruichi/Urahara - Teh heh... 7. Matsumoto/Gin - This one makes me cry as well... 8. Yuzu/Jinta - KAWAIIIIIIIII!!! 9. Unohana/Ukitake - Not too many of these, but still a great pairing nonetheless. 10. Ichigo/OC - Personally, I don't think Strawberry's a perfect match for anyone. So, an OC shall suffice. Top Ten FAVORITE Bleach Characters: 1. Kuchiki Byakuya 2. Hitsugaya Toushirou 3. Ichimaru Gin 4. Kuchiki Rukia 5. Urahara Kisuke 6. Abarai Renji 7. Ukitake Juushirou 8. Ise Nanao 9. Kusajishi Yachiru 10. Kurosaki Karin Favorite Bleach Quotes: "You are slow, even when falling." ~ Kuchiki Byakuya (PWND!!!) "Yachiru: Attack with your intuition! "Let's rain down and show everyone with some measure of reiatsu, what defeat and annihilation really means." ~ Grimmjow Jeagerjaques "SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU!" ~ DON KAN'ONJI!!!!! "No one starts... on the top of the world. Not you. Not me. Not even gods. But the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. From now on... I will be sitting on it." ~ Aizen Sosuke (Never knew he was so poetic.) "Bye, bye!~" -waves- ~ Ichimaru Gin (LOL) "Your brain must have been constructed completely wrong." ~ Uryuu Ishida (After what happened before he said that... yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Soz, Strawberry.) "If you don't look now, you may never see it again~..." ~ Shihouin Yoruichi (Teehee...) "GOOD MORNING, IIIIIICHIGOOOOOOOOO!!!" ~ Kurosaki Isshin (Best. Quote. EVER!) A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot! FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" ~ From hinamori-pockyluva01's profile - thanks a lot! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. (Be it a wall, table, or person, I've head-butted them all.) If you have your own little world, copy this. If you've ever talked to yourself… If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. You know you live in 2011 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your ID number and password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Post this on your profile if you hate racism!: A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Quotes: "A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking." "God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die." "I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead." "The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day..." "Retreating? Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!" "Smile; tomorrow will be worse." "Best friends - You fight. I fight. You hurt. I hurt. You cry. I cry. You jump off a bridge, I'll get a paddle boat to save your retarded ass." "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then just sit back and smile as the whole world sits there and wonders how the hell you did it." "Organized people are just too lazy to look for things." Stories in Progress: A Cappella: When There's No One But Us - romance, friendship, family, drama - unpublished - writing in progress After years in exile, Arisu, the last of the Asukai clan, returns to Soul Society after the Winter War as the new Captain of Squad 9. But even the great Kuchiki Byakuya could not foresee the insanity and drama that followed the return of his best friend… Byakuya/OC Ichi/Ruki Renji/OC Possible Future Stories: Glockenspiel - romance, friendship, humor - unpublished - storyboard - universe of WTNOBU Kuroda Hitomi, the new Lieutenant of Squad 13, has always been a quiet, reserved person. However, when Hitsugaya Toushirou meets her on a night stroll, his life becomes brighter and brighter as the two grow closer. Toushirou/OC Persimmon Tree - romance, friendship, humor, drama - unpublished - storyboard "ICHIMARU GIN!" Aizen heard his silver-haired companion curse before he bolted away from the pedestal. The espada gaped as Yoshiko and Gin became blurs of black, white, and silver, flashstepping around the meeting room. Oh, shenanigans... Gin/OC Grimmjow/OC |
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