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why hellooooo, it's been tooo long. i'm not on here as often as i used to be.
i'm tellin' you, it's 2013... i haven't read anything on here for about 1 1/2 years, but i'm back!

i enjoy:
- being happy
- cruising at night
- fooooood
- cities
- theatre

i can't write a story worth a shit.

and, i'm a spazz. i do CAPS a lot.
i mean.. i go crazy with that fucking shit. yeah.

xoxoxoxo

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On the Run by madcowre reviews
Edward is a fugitive on the run. A misunderstanding causes Bella to join him. She's angry that she's been taken from her perfect life. He's angry that he has to run with a woman who annoys him no end. They don't get on, but can it lead to something more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ruthless and Ivory by MujerN reviews
The full story to the Red Ribbon assassin-Finalist to Tattward and Inkella Contest: She finds every corpse he hides. She follows every trail he leaves behind. A ribbon. A clue. A crime. She doesn't know he'll do anything to keep her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 266,387 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lords of the Gangland by LeeCullen89 reviews
Edward Cullen is a hot, bad, gangsta fella who is a new kid in the Chicago underworld. But refusing to pay his respects to the big, ruling Godfather, his arrival is not welcomed. Bella is said Godfather's estranged daughter who becomes Edward's prisoner. COMPLETED STORY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,018 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 1,873 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,830 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lions Eat Lambs by Raggdolly reviews
A camping expedition goes awry when Bella's friends disappear. While searching for them, she stumbles upon the manor of Edward Cullen, unaware that she is about to become a pawn in his dangerous game - a game she can't afford to lose. AU/OOC/V&H. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,467 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10842 - Favs: 12,315 - Follows: 12,821 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5420 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6106 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Washed Up by xrxdanixrx reviews
She washed up along the river near his secluded log cabin with no memories. He couldn't just leave her to fend for herself, could he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,721 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Deceitful Taboos by LyricalKris reviews
It was love at first sight. He made her heart flutter. She took his breath away. It was a match made in heaven... with one exception - he thought she was his cousin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,812 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 6,746 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3861 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4689 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4318 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 4,743 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fixers, Broken by cbaybee reviews
Bella is a call girl with a damaged past living in Brooklyn. Edward moves in across the hall, towing plenty of his own demons. Two people, struggling to do right by themselves, while trying to fight for eachother. AH. Lots of angst. Future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,326 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Serve and Protect by Chedea reviews
He was supposed to protect her. It was his duty to keep her safe, to keep the monster from her past from ever hurting again. He never meant to fall in love with her. M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,925 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ai no Tsubasa by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
A Demonic Angel. He was her guardian and servant. He would die for her, and would kill on demand. All she had to do was tell him. He'd even love her on her command. AU SasuSaku inspired by the video made by ExquisiteKOREAN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,859 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Ragweeds by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Bella & Edward are two broken kids in foster care who meet under tragic circumstances. When the world wants them apart, fate seals them together. Can they fight to stay together? And at what cost? ** Angst, Cursing, Physical Abuse. OOC**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,560 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Stockholm Syndrome by acquintessence reviews
The first time I saw Edward Cullen, he had pummeled Mike Newton to pulp and was methodically licking Mike’s blood off his fingers. Like Mike was a cake and his blood was the icing on the top. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Angels Sing, Gods Play The Piano by coquelicotte reviews
Welcome to Washington State Music Academy:Bella Swan gets accepted into a prestigious music academy, where she meets the mysteriously gorgeous Edward Cullen. They make beautiful music, but can that be enough for them to realize their love? ALL HUMAN! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,520 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Staged Beauty by rhea12 reviews
Bella is an out of work actress living in New York City, when an audition comes along that could change everything. Does she have what it takes to impress noted Broadway Director Edward Cullen? Humor, romance, angst. AU-HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,734 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Everything About You by twilightnite reviews
/All human/I gawked at the boy walking through the door. The girls swooned at the sight of him. I froze. It couldn’t be him. He turned, his eyes met mine. It was. And he was headed right for me. Him. I hate Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008
A Poor Imitation by leafygirl reviews
Sakura is injured on a mission, forgetting everything she knew of life in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,913 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 6,528 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete