Author has written 19 stories for That '70s Show, ER, Misc. Movies, Caroline In The City, Monkey Island, Just Shoot Me, and Kevin Smith. Well, hello. I haven't been on this site since the restrictions have been put in place (I.E. No Music fics.) I'm now 17 years old, and I'm a junior in high school. Since my first stories, Suicide Mission, and Donna's Dilemma, my writing has improved. For starters, I'm in 11th grade, not 9th. Believe me, folks. That helps... A lot.I am a huge Kevin Smith fan, and so I hope you will read my stories from that fandom. I'm also a review-whore, so if you would kindly review all of my stories. Oh, and this is my prayer for my AP History Exam which is on May 9, 2003: Now I lay me down to study, "Oh, the tortoise and the hare had a race one day, to see if slow could beat fast. Well, they were both neck and neck 'til a truck came by, and they both ended up dead last!" -Red Green's campfire sing-alongs... "Alyssa: How bad could it have been? "Alyssa: You know, I didn't just heed what I was taught, men and women should be together, it's the natural way, that kind of thing. I'm not with you because of what family, society, life tried to instill in me from day one. The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person who just *gets* you--it's so rare. My parents didn't really have it. There were no examples set for me in the world of male-female relationships. And to cut oneself off from finding that person, to immediately halve your options by eliminating the possibility of finding that one person within your own gender, that just seemed stupid to me." -Chasing Amy QUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORITATI. -The Possum Lodge Motto Runaway train never going back "It makes other people sensitive. Straight people say, "C'mon, you know you're just gay," and gay people say, "C'mon, you know you're just gay," and everybody just wants to make me gay! There is such a thing as bisexual. People want black and white. And I enjoy being bisexual. I enjoy being with men and I enjoy being with women, but tonight I will be with one of each and I'll be on the outside on the sidelines watching, having fun. Something happened to me sexually when I was a child that tweaked my reality.” -Andy Dick, on being bisexual. "Behind every great man is a woman kicking his butt." -Christopher Titus "How about: Will, the Naked, Retarded clown?" -Syd, Vulgar "A recent Study found that 63% of all Families are noe dysfunctional. Hi, I'm Christopher Titus, and y'know what that 63% means? All of us, 'abnormal' people... We're the majority!" "Every great man was thought insane before he changed the world. Some never changed the world. They were just insane." "I learn something new about myself every day. Why do you think I have this perpetually horrified look on my face?" -Titus |
Checkmate by Comedy Kitty reviews
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Too Old to Die Young, Too Young to Die Now reviews
Out of Madness (Dying of the Light) reviews
Family Reunion reviews
In Too Deep reviews
Dam*it! {For Lack of a Better Title} reviews
Disco Sucks! reviews
Sweet Child Of Mine reviews
Broken Heart--A Placebo/ER crossover. reviews
I'd Love You to Love Me.. reviews
Suzy is a Headbanger reviews
So Mote It Be reviews
Strange Frequency: Forever reviews
Dude, Where's My Love?!?!? reviews
Sheena is a Punk Rocker reviews
Worry reviews
Donna's Dilemma reviews
Suicide Mission reviews
Rock and Roll All Nite: Pt. I-the beginning reviews