PeachyKeen
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Joined 08-23-00, id: 16990
Author has written 19 stories for That '70s Show, ER, Misc. Movies, Caroline In The City, Monkey Island, Just Shoot Me, and Kevin Smith.
Well, hello. I haven't been on this site since the restrictions have been put in place (I.E. No Music fics.) I'm now 17 years old, and I'm a junior in high school. Since my first stories, Suicide Mission, and Donna's Dilemma, my writing has improved. For starters, I'm in 11th grade, not 9th. Believe me, folks. That helps... A lot.

I am a huge Kevin Smith fan, and so I hope you will read my stories from that fandom.

I'm also a review-whore, so if you would kindly review all of my stories.

Oh, and this is my prayer for my AP History Exam which is on May 9, 2003:

Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pity me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
Quotes:

"Oh, the tortoise and the hare had a race one day, to see if slow could beat fast. Well, they were both neck and neck 'til a truck came by, and they both ended up dead last!" -Red Green's campfire sing-alongs...

"Alyssa: How bad could it have been?
Holden: Put it this way: Have you ever heard a nun call a small child a f*king cunt rag?" -from Chasing Amy

"Alyssa: You know, I didn't just heed what I was taught, men and women should be together, it's the natural way, that kind of thing. I'm not with you because of what family, society, life tried to instill in me from day one. The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person who just *gets* you--it's so rare. My parents didn't really have it. There were no examples set for me in the world of male-female relationships. And to cut oneself off from finding that person, to immediately halve your options by eliminating the possibility of finding that one person within your own gender, that just seemed stupid to me." -Chasing Amy

QUANDO OMNI FLUNKUS MORITATI. -The Possum Lodge Motto

Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here nor there
Can you help me remember how to smile
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded
Life's mystery seems so faded
I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
Here I am just drownin' in the rain
With a ticket for a runaway train
And Everything seems cut and dry
Day and night, earth and sky
Somehow I just don't believe it..
Soul Asylum- Runaway Train

"It makes other people sensitive. Straight people say, "C'mon, you know you're just gay," and gay people say, "C'mon, you know you're just gay," and everybody just wants to make me gay! There is such a thing as bisexual. People want black and white. And I enjoy being bisexual. I enjoy being with men and I enjoy being with women, but tonight I will be with one of each and I'll be on the outside on the sidelines watching, having fun. Something happened to me sexually when I was a child that tweaked my reality.” -Andy Dick, on being bisexual.

"Behind every great man is a woman kicking his butt." -Christopher Titus

"How about: Will, the Naked, Retarded clown?" -Syd, Vulgar

"A recent Study found that 63% of all Families are noe dysfunctional. Hi, I'm Christopher Titus, and y'know what that 63% means? All of us, 'abnormal' people... We're the majority!"
"I never fail. I succeed in finding what doesn't work."
-Christopher Titus

"Every great man was thought insane before he changed the world. Some never changed the world. They were just insane."
-Christopher Titus

"I learn something new about myself every day. Why do you think I have this perpetually horrified look on my face?" -Titus

Checkmate by Comedy Kitty reviews
What if Bartelby had made it to Heaven? What is the end of everything like? Is it worth it all...? [My first Dogma fic. If anyone is still around, review?]
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2003
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Dirty Little Secret reviews
Finch is assaulted (dark themes). Rating changed (again). Updated!
Just Shoot Me - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002
Too Old to Die Young, Too Young to Die Now reviews
Sad/Remorseful Banky Fic. Chapter 8 up...
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 4/21/2003
Out of Madness (Dying of the Light) reviews
LOOK! I updated **8-2**! More unraveling in the yarn of our tale...
Monkey Island - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2002 - Published: 9/28/2001
Family Reunion reviews
Attention KMart Shoppers- Hell's Frozen Over... Blame PeachyKeen for updating... Cleanup in Aisle Seven....
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2002 - Published: 8/11/2001
In Too Deep reviews
Continuation of 'Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magik' about Dave
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2001 - Published: 10/12/2001
Dam*it! {For Lack of a Better Title} reviews
Whoooo-Hooooo! Finally updated the story, and i promise to do so until the end. The Date-from-Hell progresses.....
Caroline In The City - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 7/25/2001
Disco Sucks! reviews
This story is based on the flick 'Detroit Rock City'. Dave is a sophomore at RFK in Cleveland with his three best friends, headed to a concert that weekend...*watches readers run away in terror*
ER - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2001 - Published: 7/10/2001
Sweet Child Of Mine reviews
In the words of Matthew Brock, 'Everything's gone totally bitchcakes today!'
ER - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2001 - Published: 7/12/2001
Broken Heart--A Placebo/ER crossover. reviews
I'm back with this one. What funner things to do than pick a wedding dress for a tiny guy with big feet?
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,961 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7/11/2001 - Published: 5/18/2001
I'd Love You to Love Me.. reviews
Hyde is restless, but goes to visit his true love to calm his soul... Summaries Totally ***SUCK*** oh, yeah... flames not welcome.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2001
Suzy is a Headbanger reviews
I am sorry, but i had to end it. I'll do another Dave fic pretty soon though....
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,203 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2001 - Published: 5/12/2001
So Mote It Be reviews
Short Dave fic. Centers on his religion and relationship with his mother. RR! Religious Flaming will be happily deleted.
ER - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/25/2001
Strange Frequency: Forever reviews
[Disco Inferno] Buck says goodbye to Randy for the last time... Or is it? (
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2001
Dude, Where's My Love?!?!? reviews
Jesse and Chester: A Love Story. ***Warning! Contains Slash (male/male) themes! If you don't like this stuff, don't read it, then!***
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2001
Sheena is a Punk Rocker reviews
Chapter 8: Happy Birthday Erik! I've decided to end the story, and maybe do a sequel to it soon. hope ya like!
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,855 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5/10/2001 - Published: 4/22/2001
Worry reviews
Well, I finished the entire story. I'm done with it and i want to give my apologies to everyone for the sad, yet lame ending.
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4/20/2001 - Published: 3/4/2001
Donna's Dilemma reviews
Donna has a problem that will change the lives of our gang forever. It's the whole thing, so read and please Review.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2001
Suicide Mission reviews
Kelso deals with a problem in his life...Don't bother flaming me, b/c i don't give a rat's ass, and this is the original stories, compressed into one file.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2001
Rock and Roll All Nite: Pt. I-the beginning reviews
A story about a quest for fame from the Skyhighs, the band started by an unlikely character. This is more of a Humor/Drama fic.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/26/2000