![]() Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist. Haiya everyone! Well, I am glad to meet you all. I have deleted all of my previous stories, and I have decided to start fresh. ..: Updates - The Top Is The Most Recent :.. I've decided that YES, I am going insane with obsession, but I may be able to use it to my advantage. ;D Sorry for being gone so long, I realy needed a break. Actually, it might be awhile before any moar updates. I am having emotional issues and I am sure that update FMA fics is the least of my current worries. Like if I'm going insane with obsession or not. Besides, it's my b-day. I think I deserve a break. If anyone is seriously pissed because of this development, feel free to vent your anger in a pm. I will eventually get around to updating 'Things Have Changed'. Right now I don't feel like it. It's not like anyone's really interested anyways. My traffic has fixed itself, and I am ready to take on the new year with zeal! I have some fresh inspiration ready to be placed upon my paper. And with the new year has also come my obscure fetish with Envy. O= But Roy still stands number one. I think everyone should know that I am year of the sheep in the Chinese Zodiac. YEAR OF THE SHEEP, I TELL YOU, NOT YEAR OF THE PIG!! Okay, my spazz is over. Now I want some watermelon bubble tea. ..: Stories :.. I am currently only working on one major story, which is 'Things Have Changed', however I am continuing to work on my series of drabbles. The only thing is, I AM EXPERIENCING EXTREME WRITERS' BLOCK IN WRITING DRABBLES! I need some serious inspiration. If you have any techniques in ridding writers' block, PLEASE let me know so I can continue to supply my best writing. You want to help me out, ne? ..: NAME :.. Jayne's my name. I AM PROUD OF IT. I have never met another person anywhere near my age with the name 'Jane' let alone "Jayne". Although I once went to get my fortune told, and the fortune teller was this old lady named Jayne. Also, When I turn eighteen I plan to change my last name to 'Doe' (I am hoping that someone here will get the joke. But sadly, I am not kidding), and become a lawyer in five years (That's right, five, not seven, and it's possible), graduating from Tokyo University. ..: Location :.. I live in Alberta, Canada. WHOOP. I'm Canadian. And you know, I do not add 'eh?' to the end of every sentence. I haven't done that once in my entire life. DON'T JOKE ABOUT CANADA! If you do, I'll attack you with my army of caribou. xD BTW it's -35 degrees Celsius where I am now. Fun. ..: Age :.. My grade was previously on here, but no more. For those few who saw it, whoopie! You're the only ones who ever will! Not that I think some rapist is gonna take the time to come to Canada and find me, in the winter no less (you'd have to be insane!). ..: Ethnicity :.. Ima Irish on my dad's side, and Swedish on my mom's. I guess I also consider myself Canadian. ..: Appearance :.. Green eyes and blond hair. You can kinda guess from the picture, and yes, that's me. As I mentioned, no guy is gonna put aside his personal life to come stalk me. I'm not worried. I also own an overprotective, 120 pound chocolate lab with a set of strong, shiny white FANGS. He has given me injuries while playing, so just imagine what he could do if he thought I was in danger. He has tried to protect me from a hobo before, so I think this is a plausible argument. Call me stupid, I don't care. My life, not yours. And FYI Facebook isn't really that much more secure that FanFiction (depending on your settings), and people post their pictures there. I should also mention, I am female. EDIT: Okay, I changed my mind. My picture is now gone, but I don't feel like taking the time to backspace the paragraph prior to this. The reason I took it off is because I remembered a dream I had not too long ago. I had gotten stuck in a horror film called Jack the Slasher, which was about a sadistic clown barber who murdered his clients with a razor. He was set on killing me, and he had all these clown minions with huge head that were dancing around everywhere grinning maniacally and calling my name (I have distinct suspicions that that dream was inspired by the movie Sweeney Todd, Halloween and the Big Comfy Couch). You can call me insane, and I won't deny it. It's just that I now have a terrible fear of clowns with sharp implements. ..: Hobbies/Interests/Favorites :.. I luubb: Music (I sing ina choir and I play flute. My fav bands are Panic! At The Disco, L'Arc En Ciel, Hedley, The Police and The Beatles), writing (I probably write more than I read at the moment), Reading (I do read everyday), watching anime/ reading manga (this could actually be better described as my secret confession of drug usage, but w/e), and shopping ( This probably sounds really girly, and I don't really look at myself as girly, I just care about my hair more than I should. But still, nothing beats a day at the mall with your friends or your sister. I also love sheep, they are soo adoorrablee. My fav food is sushi (Unlike so many others, I'm not saying that I like sushi just because it's Japanese when I actually hate it. On the contrary, I was introduced to sushi far before anime/manga and I actually love it. Yes, all that raw fishy goodness... yummie. Ima addict to bubble tea, you should know. I'm so happy, my friend gave me rainbow tapioca pearls for Christmas! SQUEE! ..: Mah Lifee :.. AHH. Born in Alberta, and will be staying in that goddamn oil kingdom for many years to come. WHY CAN'T MY PARENTS DECIDE TO MOVE TO ITALY OR SOMETHING? cough Anyways, I attend and Arts IB school gag where I used to be a straight A student, but then I got the worst teachers possible for every core subject. My science teacher is a dumbass who is continually going off topic (I know exactly how many plum trees he owns) and whoms voice is a complete monotone. My social teacher is... just crappy (and our student teacher just left, and he was super awesomeness! He teaches karate, did seven years of kendo, is in a band, owns an alpaca fur sweater, and READS RUROUNI KENSHIN!! Gosh, I miss him), my math teacher cannot explain things in numbers, and my LA teacher is a friggin' NAZI! (I'm sorry if that name insulted/offended anyone - I had no intention to do so and please kindly pm me if it did. Anyways, I guess you could say that I am worst off in science because my current average is 51. In social I am getting 97, LA 92 and math 80, so I really have nothing to complain about. Except you need two science degrees to become a lawyer. DX ..: The SHIZ of Animes/mangas :.. Major obsessions include: Rurouni Kenshin (anime), Fullmetal Alchemist (anime), Fruits Basket (anime),Clannad (anime), Hana Kimi (MANGA!!), Vampire Knight (MANGA!) and Air TV (anime). Minor may include ... okay, let me think on that. I think B.O.D.Y (manga) and Aishteru Ze Baby (manga) are the only minor ones... ..: Fav Characters :.. Roy Mustang (FMA), Maes Hughes (FMA), Zero Kiriyuu(Vampire Knight, or VK), Shiki (VK), Kyo Sohma (Furuba), Yuki Sohma (Furuba), Momiji Sohma (Furuba), Hiro Sohma (Furuba), Kenshin Himura (Rurouni Kenshin or RK), Misao Makimachi (RK), Aoshi Shinamori (RK) and Tomoe Yukishiro (RK). ..: Charaters of F E T i i S H :.. o n l y . t h e . b e s t . g o . h e r e Roy Mustang (FMA) and Envy (FMA) ..: Personal Peeves :.. Bad grammar. Or spelling. Or punctuation. I am what could be called a perfectionist, and I cannot read stories with bad grammar, spelling or punctuation. The reason being, I end up focusing on that and not on the actual plot. You could describe it as similar to an itch you can't scratch. I HATE FLAMERS! I know that (almost) everyone on FanFiction writes to the best of their abilities. Don't discourage them over a trivial matter such as personal opinion. Tamora Pierce. Don't get me wrong, I loved those books when I read them. Sometime in grade... 6? But anyways, recently I tried reading them again only to find out that Tamora Pierce has an extremely undeveloped vocabulary. Therefore, I refuse to read Tamora Pierce fics. They bother me. I also hate Naruto, Bleach and One Piece. Do not argue. I HATE THEM. =) ..: Dominant Personality Traits :.. I would say that I am pretty nice, or at least I try to be. Kindness to others is rewarding in more than one way. I don't like making people feel bad, and if I do I apologize. A long time ago, I used to flame stories I disliked, and I realized now what a total idiot I was. Those stories may not have been well written, but I didn't have to make the author feel bad about themselves. If anybody is reading this that I have flamed in the past, I owe you a sincere apology. Umm...yeah, I kinda got a bit off topic... anyways, you could describe me as sociable (this can vary; I am an extreme intervert), I am loyal to my friends (and to my sister), when I love something I get OBSESSED, I am wierd and RANDOM (my school is kinda known for the looneys), I am pretty shy on the first meeting, but I soon open up, I like to cuddle, and my family often teases me by calling me morbid. =) I enjoy learning about torture, and I can watch/read any level of gore, except I cannot watch live action gore (with the exception of Sweeney Todd, Edward Scissorhands and Jisatsu Circle.). Umm... That's pretty much all. Let's all hold hands in a circle and be friends. |
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