![]() Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Harry Potter. Wheres Finnick? Odair he is! First, I am a female, which really sucks actually... like we go through so much shit to get the guy and when we get the guy he is a asshole... then theres the monthly bloodshed... guys dont have to go through that... Damn Boy Are You The Sun? Cuz You Need To Stay About 92,960,000 Miles Away From Me that is unless your Gale Hawthorne or Finnick Odair ;) If already not obvious I am a proud member of The Hunger Games fandom... Always be yourself unless you can be a unicorn!Cause Unicorns are epic...cause they can spew rainbows Nerd? More like Intellectual Bad Ass ;) My favourite shipping is Gale & Madge I think there just so cute also Finnick & Madge would be cute too. Nightlock: Peeta: Togther Katniss: Ehh..Why Not YOLO! How I Would Go In The Hunger Games: Announcer: 5,4,3 Me On Platform: *trips* BOOM! Me,The Cop & The Friend Me: I love the Hunger Games Friend: Psh...Twilight is better Me: Friend: Cop: So your friend just fell out of the window? My Sister She said to me, “I wonder if Peeta likes pita chips.” Then she just started giggling hysterically with a mouthful of chips at her own wit. I Set Fire To The Rain (Peeta Version!) I SET FIRE TO THE BREAD WATCHED IT BURN AS MOM SLAPPED MY FACE THEN SHE SCREAMED AND I CRIED AND I RAN OUTSIDE INTO THE RAIN THE RAAAAIN I SET FIRE TO THE BREAD TTHEN I THREW IT AT KATNISS'S HEAD THEN SHE SCREAMED AND I RAN BACK INSIDE OUT OF THE RAIN THE RAAAAAIN The Mortal Instruments: (COPYRIGHT TO ME) Jace: Jace. Oh, Jace. That hunk of a Herondale... Simon: Child Of The Night... Feel free to take me home for the night ;) to me! Magnus: ....YOUR GORGEOUS... Alec: Work those magic blue eyes on me! Kyle: Tear me apart with those wolf claws Movies: Okay don't get mad at me fellow Nerds these are the movies I have NOT seen: Star Wars Indiana Jones Batman Spiderman Any Marvel Movies Jaws Sound Of Music Back To The Future DONT ABADON ME PLEASE! WARNING: DOCTOR WHO PICK UP LINES! (DANGEROUS FOR YOUNG GIRLS CAUZE MATT SMITH IS DIVINE!) Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? You've stolen both my hearts! Would you let me be the one to open your Pandorica. You know what they say about Time Lords with long scarves... Come back to my place and you can call me The Master. A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Are you a Dalek? Cause you've been rolling through my mind all night. Baby, you just gave me Torchwood. Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe. I'd like to take you out for texting and scones. PROCREATE!! Why don't you come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey? I hear you're Allon-easy. I won't blink cause baby, you're a weeping angel. Wanna tickle my tardis? Are you an angel? Because I haven't blinked since I first saw your face. You make my centurion stand at attention. Can I stick my fish fingers in your custard? You're so Oodiful. Wanna come back to my place? You can play Doctor Donna. INSEMINATE!! GAH! I FOUND HUNGER GAME PICK UP LINES MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! 1. Are you Katniss Everdeen? Cuz you got my District in an uprising. 2. Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cuz you look like you got survival skills. 3. Are you a Gamemaker? Cuz I feel like you’re in control of my fate. 4. I’m really into inter-District dating. 5. I’m sorry, I had to come over and get a better look at you — you really resemble a girl I once bludgeoned to death with a twig. 6. Girl, you ON FIRE. 7. I’d eat poison berries for you. 8. Girl, you look like you were created by Cinna himself. 9. Are you a tribute? Because you’vebeen running through my arena of death all day. 10. We could fall in love … or I could kill you. 11. Hey cutie, is that Cupid’s arrow in your bow, or — no? Wait! Don’t! Eughhhhhhhhhhhhh! 12. Hi, I’m Haymitch. How bout you buy me a drink? 13. Hey sweetie, are you even old enough to be in this place? You don’t look a day over 11. 14. You know, every revolutions starts with a flame–ing shot. 15. I don’t mean to be too forward, dude, but I want to have your baby boys — and name them after girls. 16. I’d love to see you again — can I get your smoke signal? 17. I know I should be murdering 12-year-olds while tending to my gaping flesh wound right now, but I had to stop by to tell you that you have absolutely beautiful eyes. 18. I really want to strike up a conversation, but my breath smells like blood. 19. Hey girl I know how to handle my frosting 20: You make snares? Cuz I'm all tangled up in your love (GAH GALE) 21. Can I see your rosebush? 22. I'll keep your arrow safe in my quiver 23.I'm a Gamemaker but I wont play games with your heart 24. I think I've been stung by a trackerjacker... because you look so good I must be hallucinating! 25. I want you more than Haymitch wants alcohol. 26. Call me Annie, because I’m crazy about you! 27. You look sweeter than Finnick’s sugarcubes. Mind if I have a taste?(Finnick *melts*) 28. Are you one of Beetee’s? ‘Cause you are the bomb. 29. Are you an Avox or do I just leave you speechless? 30. I knead you like Peeta kneads bread. GAH SO GOOD! KK Byzies Emma Hawthorne Odair x Please feel free to PM me any time I really enjoy it :D |
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