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Joined 10-14-11, id: 3339589, Profile Updated: 12-29-12

I love The Hobbit and LotR, RotG, HP etc. I love anime and manga. My favourites would be K, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, No.6 and Kuroko no Basuke. I'm kind of a Weeaboo, I guess? Or more like an Otaku. I like Criminal Minds (uhuh all my shipper feels) and CSI and such stuff.

I'm not very good at english, as you may see. Don't blame me though; I live in Sweden w

I guess I don't have anything more to say..? See you :3

HERE IS SOME COPY/PASTE STUFF FOR YOU TO ENJOY:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN (well, pescatarian), so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Out of Hand by blehgah reviews
Gaara's only goal in life is to be successful. He has no plans of incorporating useless relationships into his life and keep his life in his control. But when he meets a chattery store keeper, he comes to face the reality of life. GaaLee, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,310 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Lee R., Gaara
What We Take, How We Win by zefrahn reviews
"He trusts me! I was chosen!" Draco struggles with the war he was born into, and the responsibilities bestowed upon him. Sixth year, beginning somewhat HPB compliant. Slash. M for self harm, angst, violence, and adult situations in future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Shoot the Piano Player by seditionary reviews
AU! Set in New York in the 1930s. Morgan is a consulting detective from Chicago; Reid plays piano in a hotel bar. It's supposed to be a one-night stand, but things get complicated, especially when Reid's wife shows up. Slash, sex, violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,743 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Pure Intimacy by bluerose-28 reviews
Zero loves Kaito very much,but Kaito has been taking him for granted. One day,Zero meets Kaname and Kaname falls for him.Will Zero be able to love Kaname in return?And will Kaname be able to comfort Zero when he's being abused by Kaito?
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,822 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K.
What Kind of Fool by SouthernBelle.Love reviews
When tragedy strikes, Draco only has one place to go to save himself. He believes he's safe, but when the Golden Trio formulates a plan to use the damaged blonde, is he any safer with them than he was at home?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,734 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
An Unexpected Future by Turkos reviews
Draco ställs inför rätta för det brott han begått under kriget. Han fruktar en cell i Azkaban, men domen blir något mycket mer skrämmande - ett liv som mugglare. Att anpassa sig är svårt, men han får hjälp från ett oväntat håll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Swedish - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Trust in Hope by Omi-Omi reviews
It's Eighth year, and Draco is broken, ostracised. One person prefers him the way he was, full of life – Draco just needs to learn to trust in hope. Written for the 2012 HD Smoochfest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hold Me Close by cristina reid reviews
Slave Spencer! It's FINALLY! here. After having the idea in my head for two days... Violence, non-con, SLASH! for later. It seems I have to put the slash letters HUGE! because some people are either blind, ignor, or don't bother reading warnings!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,660 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Equal by EmpyreanSun reviews
The teenage Gods of Thunder and Mischief hear of a bingelsnipe roaming the outskirts of the city and decide to go after it. Things prove difficult when Loki and Thor are caught off-guard. Short story that may become a two-shot.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Thor, Loki
Heart by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
AU. A popular prince at school meets a certain green haired man with a common illness. Sanji notices something different about him and tries to help. Zoro, on the other hand, wants to break away from him. SZ AZ.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,737 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Sanji, Zoro
Falling by LuanRina reviews
By making Zero drink his blood Kaname traps the silver-haired hunter in the world of despair and his dark desires. Now the pureblood is the only one who can save him from falling to the End. But will he save Zero or make him fall even further with him..? KxZ, some non-con&rape - ON HIATUS.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 95,224 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Weak, Fragile by asdjkoasji12u301 reviews
"A goodnight kiss, huh?" The events of episode 7 shortly before and after the kiss.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion
Tango With Death by Lady Souffrance reviews
Yuki/Kyo slash. Kyo has always blamed Yuki for all of his misfortune. However, he finds that he is no longer able to stick the rat with the blame. As a new part of the Cat's curse comes to light, how will Kyo deal with the consequences?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,265 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Midnight Ascending by IncaGold27 reviews
Zero knows he's close to breaking. He has fought his transition for four years, but he's reaching his limit - the call of darkness is growing stronger. When Kaname finds him one moonless night, Zero's fate is changed forever. Eventual KxZ/ZxK
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,106 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K.
When You Wake by Blackened Wing reviews
He lays so still, machines breathing for him. But his heart beats for me, because if it stops, so will mine. So long you've been asleep. But I will be here when you wake.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete