![]() Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Stories I have Beta’d: I wanted to put this here because I've beta'd some pretty cool fics (through no fault of my own). They all deserve as much opportunity to be read as possible. From Within, by theAsh0 I believe this story has been removed :'''(All's Fair in Love and Business, by Roshelle DiallLa Nostra Estate Insieme, by atomikin Which hasn't been posted yet.Long Tokyo Nights, by Roshelle DiallImpossible, by Mint-Chocolate-LeavesSearching for the Ghost of Prussia, by Prussian CornflowerIn the Path of Revan - Classified Information by AncientDoomHet Kos Dovahhe (Here be Dragons) by Ailith-The-Khajiit-DovahkiinQuotes: For my stories, I enjoy inserting quotes that have to do at least somewhat with said chapter/story. The funnier ones are near the bottom (generally quoted from fanfictions here on FF.net. You can probably find most, if not all, on my favourites/follows list). Here are some of my favourites: "I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." Winston Churchill "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." Winston Churchill "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life." Winston Churchill "In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away." Shing Xiong "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss "You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret." Unknown "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present." Unknown "It's funny how hello always ends with goodbye,it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry,it's funny how forever never seems to really last,it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past.It's funny how friends can just leave when you're down,it's funny how when you need someone they're never around.It's funny how people change and think they're so much better,it's funny how many lies can be packed in one 'love letter.'It's funny how people forgive even though they can't forget,it's funny how one night can contain so much regret.It's funny how ironic life turns out to bebut the funniest part of all, none of that's funny to me." Unknown (this kind of makes me think of Matthew/Canada, though I don't really know why.) "Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come." Luke "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." Unknown "15 things you probably never knew or thought about...1. At least five people in this world love you so much they would die for you.2. At least fifteen people in this world love you in some way.3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.6. You mean the world to someone.7. If not for you, someone may not be living.8. You are special and unique.9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.13. Always remember the compliments you receive. Forget the rude remarks.14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great." Unknown "I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don't change; when everybody else does." Unknown "People say you don't know what you have until it's gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you'd lose it." Unknown. "And then on the eighth day God created Super Bowl Sunday and then on the ninth he reconsidered this decision because he had yet to create beer. The tenth day was spent trying to reverse those two days but it was a little too late for that, so instead of wallowing in his misery at fucking up he said hell with it and then created Hockey Night in Canada. Not a bad day." -Save the Rave, Part Right, Half Wrong, A Third Crazy. "Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you were someone else? A particular someone, perhaps?Have you ever imagined what you would be able to do if you were, say, Superman?What would you be? Stay good or go evil?Heck, if you had that much power, would you even stay sane?" Anonymous “He never knew a single second could be expanded into something timeless and so archaic. It shook him to his core – there were no words for it.” Dianna Hardy, The Sands Of Time. "Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end." Unknown "When life gives you lemons...When life gives you lemons, burn someone's house down! With the lemons!When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!"When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down.When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from.When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness.When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch while the world wonders how you did it.When life gives you lemoms, yell at life saying "I said I wanted apples!"When life gives you lemons, put them in the microwave and see if they explode!When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you don't like.When life gives you lemons, disguise them as apples then give them to people you don't like and laugh as they taste the sourness!When life gives you lemons, eat them with a fork!When life gives you lemons, eat them with a spoon!When life gives you lemons, trade them in for pineapples." "I feel like I just died and went to... Well, not heaven." Me after eating McDonalds. erhgkhAlfredwhathaveyoudonekugkiu. "Ludwig. Allergic to fun, social-darwinistic, Ludwig. Had just up and thrown a pillow at his face." CelticFeather, Flight of the Valyrie ''Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up'' Unknown "'Oh, you mean that magical land of overstock beyond those big swinging doors where you can find basically whatever the hell you want because it's logical to find everything there because it's out back? Yeah, because we totally have everything, even the things we don't carry ever, back there, cause that's just what we do. It's magical, right?'" Canada fromPart Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave "'ONWARD, PINKY! WE RIDE TO FIGHT MORGADU! SHOW NO FEAR, AND NO MERCY!'" Alfred from The Invitational Year by Demand Truth. "Two iPhones walk into a bar..." Siri.When I first saw this commercial I didn't get it. But when I got it and explained it to my sisters they were all like, "leave it to the little one to get it." Yeah... When I was trying to figure out how to spell Siri, I found out I was wrong... My explanation of the joke was funnier, though... The iPhones walked into a bar... As in reception... hahaha... "But perhaps growing up with his speech impaired I'll-answer-your-question-with-my-favorite-grunt family it could only be expected that Gilbert was not often exposed to people who cared about their enunciation much." Celtic Feather, Flight of the Valkyrie. "-and I will not be seduced by the fifteen watt personality power of a swaggering heap of over-active testosterone glands and churlish masculinity courtesy of Neanderthal-induced charms with beer-deadened brain cells you dim-witted pompadour and inept social moron!!!" Kagome to Inuyasha in Dead Famous, by Torenza. "'Good thinking, Russia!' says America. 'Okay, instead, everyone just pair up with someone you're sexually awkward with! England, you come stand over here with me.'" America from Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference. "Jesus Christ on a motherfucking bicycle, was he angry. Like, really angry, but also tinged with a bit of hurt that he had finally released after years of repressing. In fact, he couldn't even formulate a single word, in any language, that could express just how pissed off he was at the situation.So, he ignored it.Lovino pulled out of the Academy's car-park, cut off an oncoming car, sped through two red-lights and was off, speeding down the roads without his helmet on. Feliciano would actually have a genuine heart-attack if he had seen him. Which isn't really good, 'cause then he would have to deal with an angry German, and quite frankly, Lovino has enough on his plate without an uptight piece of wurst being added to it." Broken Hearts Club by City Girl Dreamer "'I suppose he had a point,' Mogi conceded grudgingly. Gods above, L thought. The smartest person in the room has a point. Why do you morons think your superiors wanted me on the case in the first place?" uberneko-zero, A Balm for Social Failure. "Jim offered Spock a wry, lopsided smile. 'Frustratingly nosey Vulcan.' Spock inclined his head. 'Illogical, impolsive captain.'" Angel Baby1, Atlas. "'Howdy, Sugar, are you rationed?'" Alfred to Arthur; George DeValier, We'll Meet Again. "We're not rocking the boat, we're abandoning ship, to extend this rather tortured metaphor. They can keep their jolly little boat, we just won't be in it." Sherlock to Malcolm Dobbs; MadLori, Performance in a Leading Role. "There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first, although, if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal." - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. "If you're reading this, Alfred, then your agents have been caught on my land conducting intelligence activities on your behalf. Since we're in a time of good feelings, I realize that these activities are either because you are making sure all is well in my land and you're too much of an overprotective idiot to ask me or because you're trying to woo me and are too much of a clueless dunce to take me out to dinner. Please accept these items and stop stalking me. It's creepy. Love, Matthew." Canada to America, It's Kind of a Funny Story by IlluminatedShadow "[Thor] looked pretty dazed, which, fair enough: died, went to heaven, kidnapped out of heaven, swallowed alive, woke up with his brother's tongue in his mouth—Tony felt the guy had earned more than a little confusion." astolat, Revelations “Well, the Bible does speak out against [homosexuality, can't get around that. But the Bible also says not to eat lobster, and most folks don't seem to pay that too much mind, do they? I figure, they ain't breaking any of the commandments. Best I can recollect, there ain't one that says men shalt not shack up with other men.” Human Interest by MadLori |
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