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Joined 10-11-11, id: 3331654, Profile Updated: 10-23-11

Hi, apperantly I'm Nerussa since that's the only name I could get approved. I mean seriously?! I tried ten different names--one of which being my real name--and all of them are taken! So anyways I go by Mello or, in the unfortunate case of my pen name, Nerussa. (I do have to admit the name does have a ring to it...)


About Me:

Name: Mello or Nerussa

Favourite Books: I love anything by James Patterson or Tami Hoag and am currently reading Hannibal by Thomas Harris (Hannibal is jackshit insane! I love it!). I also adore Farlander by Col Buchanan. And my favourite book series are the Harry Potter series (J.K. Rowling), the Mortal Instrument series (Cassandra Clare), Songs of the Seraphim (Anne Rice. Yes! It's the insane vampire lady writing about angels! Go figure...), and so on.

Favourite Authors: As I said before: James Patterson, Tami Hoag, and Thomas Harris

Favourite TV Shows: Hmmmm... I'm gonna have to say Dr. Who (preferrably with David Tennant), Scare Tactics, Paranormal Witness, Supernatural, Ninja Warrior (its like Wipeout but better!), uh, Bedlam is okay, and that's just about all I can thnk of right now.

Favourite Movies: All the Fast and Furious movies, The Rite, Suckerpunch, The A-Team, the classic slasher movies like Scream and Saw and all the Jason movies...

Favourite Songs/Artists/Bands: Oh wow. This may take a while... Okay, so I've decided to list my top ten artists of right now...

1) White Tie Affair

2) I Am Ghost

3) Hadouken!

4) A.F.I

5) Artist Vs. Poet

6) The Offspring

7) Course of Nature

8) Blood on the Dance Floor

9) Emily Browning

10) Florence + The Machine

That's my top ten, but please keep in mind that my rankings change often, meaning every week.


Light
You have a big aim in life
x You hate to lose
You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
x You are obsessed.
x Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s.
x You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims.
You have talent to seduce the opposite gender.

Total: 4

L
x You love candy.
You don’t care about how you look.
You walk/sit curved.
You are a genius.
You have dark circles around your eyes.
x You are thin no matter what you eat.
You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love.

Total: 2

Misa
You love someone blindly.
You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
x You dress in a very peculiar way.
You can’t tell when people are joking around with you.
You can’t handle alcohol very well.
You are very jealous.
You can make people do what they don’t want to do.

Total: 2

Mello
x You love chocolate.
x You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender.
x You always dress dark and tight clothes. (XD that's the only way to dress, people!)
x You are always second. (always...I have never been first, in everything)
x You have a burn/scar on your face. (It's actually a birthmark but it looks exactly like a scar. Don't believe me? Ask Matt!)
x You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes.
x Near creeps you out a little bit.

Total: 7

Matt
You are always playing video games.
You smoke.
You wear streaky shirts.
You would do anything for your friends.
You use glasses that look like goggles.
You are always relaxed.
x You are very affectionate to your best friend. (at times, although Matt insists that I am very abusive... NOT TRUE!)

Total: 1

Near
You are patient to the limit.
You always win.
You have Peter Pan syndrome.
You love to wear pajamas.
x You are very intelligent.
You have a lot of abilities using your hands. (Sounds kinky O.O)
Your hair is of a weird color.

Total: 1

Mikami
x You believe in a god.
You search for justice everywhere.
You use glasses.
You are/want to be a lawyer.
You don’t care about following orders as long as it’s for justice’s sake.
You support Kira unconditionally.
All your life is perfectly planned.

Total: 1

Ryuk
You love apples.
x You are bored.
You think that humans are… INTERESTING!.
You laugh in a weird way…
You don’t let your feelings lead you.
When there’s an argument, you never take one of the sides.
x You are a little bit crazy and weird. (a little...?)

Total: 2

Matsuda
Some people think that you are an idiot.
You always see someone’s good side. (more or less their good intentions..)
You know someone who is an example for you.
You don’t think Kira is either good or evil.
You talk about a love life that you don’t have.
You do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you.
You are pretty, but old.

Total: 0

I'm Mello, why does that not suprise me? Oh, that's right, because I already know I'm Mello.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Mostly German, Irish, and Italian though I also have Scotch, Native American, and Welsh...)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I've been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (That right there is the most offensive stereotype I've ever encountered)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake


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You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke


Random Quotes:

"Join the army! Visit exotic places, meet new people, then kill them!"

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?"

"Everyone is entitled to thier own opinions. It's just that yours are stupid.

"When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep--not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody ever makes it out alive anyways."

"Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is 'never try'."

"Talk is cheap, but that's okay, so are you."

"I'm busy now, can I ignore you some other time?"

"When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head."

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Breathe Electronica by KyuketsukiKokoro reviews
Sequel to Techno Rejump; Matt's parents are on the scene, making life a little more difficult for Matt than he originally expected... Surely their romance can last though? Rated M for yaoi, lemons, the usual stuff
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,367 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Matt, Mello
FML by Deathly Noted reviews
FML moments for the Death Note characters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Light Y., L
End Transmission by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
'I think that either L or Wammy kidnap genius children and bring them here to become the next L. And the things that happened to us, as well as the fact that everyone who could truly identify us is dead, are a bit more than coincidental.' - MM,Char Death
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 146,309 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Techno Rejump by KyuketsukiKokoro reviews
Matt's just your average, goggled gamer, but with a sudden decision on his brother's part, practically his whole life changes. But what can he do but accept it? Beware of lemon and self-lovin', MxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,862 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Choices by ShinigamiMailJeevas reviews
Matt, a genius hacker and spy, is sent undercover at Wammys for the sole purpose of discovering the secrets of the mysterious letter known only as L. The only problem... he didn't plan on falling in love with his roommate. Some yaoi, Character death.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,601 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete