Hey everyone, my name is softporcupine because I am just weird like that. So, yeah, I have never really posted, or let others see my stuff, so this is a new experience for me. Those of you who hate how JK Rowling left plot holes big enough to stuff an entire herd of elephants into, I feel for you. Also, those of you who think Rowling got the pairing right, I pity you becuase you have as much understanding of characters as Rowling herself. Anyways, onto bigger and badder things. Janet Evanovich namely. I am of the opinion that book thirteen could have been sooo... much better. There was barely any Steph and Ranger together. And she was with Joe! Talk about disgusting, she needs to end things with him ASAP. And on the subject of Ranger- who cares if he has a no relationship policy! He is so fen sexy that she should just jump him and made some Batman babies. So, as you might eb able to tell, am not simply a fan of the books i read, I am obsessed with them. It's liek I am some hippy on the good juice while I am reading my books since I am in a whole other world. And on my final note- all of you who have seen Pirates AWE, are you as dissappointed as me that Elizabeth married the whelp! She so should be with Jack- who cares if he is older than her. He and she are from the same cloth, whereas dear William had to be shoved into piracy. Elizabeth is a pirate. Jack is a pirate. Will is simply a merchant sailor who was forced into piracy. So there you go, my opinion on everything. wait, wait, wait! Please don't navigate away yet. One last thing: the best coupling in the Tamora Pierce books is Rosto and Beka, and yet there is barely any. People this is a crime- please fix it. Oh, and one other other thing: here are the pairings I approve of: Harry Potter series: Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Snape, Hermione/Fred, Hermione/George, Hermione/Fred/George, Hermione/Harry, with an occasional Fred/George thrown into the mix Stephanie Plum series: Stephanie/Ranger Tamora Pierce: Daine/Numair, Rosto/Beka, Kel/Neal, Alanna/George, Tris/Briar all my love, the softporcupine PS- I believe and hold firm to many things. The Rules of Man #1 abortion is murder #2 abortion is acceptable in the case of the woman would die having her child, or in the case of rape, or also in the case that she is trully unfit-a claim made by others, not herself- to so much as give birth #3 children can always be adopted, but please don't murder your child unless necessary- they're just babies, what did they do to you? #4 Northern Viginia should split from the rest of Virginia because all our money goes to Richmond and none returns to us even though N. Virginians make up the majority of Virginia's tax dollars #5 live your life knoing that someday someone will look back at it. Live your live knowing one day someone will ask. Live your life so you are not embaressed when they do. #6 every soldier who fights for the US should be respected no matter what. It's not their fault they are ordered to go off and fight away from their loved ones. They go to protect every simgle American. Some even go to fight for citizens of other countries as well. They fight and die for us, they deserve to be given our respect. #7 no one should be forced into religion. No one should be forced to go to mass, or a church service, or any religious gathering; by forcing people you just make them more reluctant to believe, so where is the point. #8 everyone should respect the others' religion. Unless their religion tells them to kill the world. If this is the case then it is not a religion, it is a cult and is not to be respected in any way. #9 respect your fellow man no matter what he has said/ done to you. If you retaliate to what he says, you are put on his level. If you act back to what they have done to you, you are simply putting yourself in their hands. #10 fight for liberty for all persons. I don't care how, just make a stand and fight for what you and everyone deserves- freedom to say/do what you want so long as it does not hurt another This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. 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If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. READ IN A DARK ROOM AND ALL ALONE!! chineese kid is seen down the hall You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER : 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. 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