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THANK U MARZ009j FOR THE INSPIRATION TO MAKE MY PROFILE!

Name: Alva Söder

Age: 13

Gender: Female, last I checked

Birthday: April 27

Favorites:

Shows & Animes: Transformers (G1, G2, Armada, Animated, Prime series), Bones, CIA, House, Legend of the Seeker, Camelot, Charmed and more!

Movies: Iron Man 1 &2, Transformers (First, ROTF, and DOTM), Transformers (Original Move from the -80s), Twilight, Jurassic Park and many others!

Food: Hard one. I guess anything that doesn’t make you threw up. I can’t eat Cray fish, since you have to rip the parts of it’s body.

Games: Many, but a few. Haven’t played a lot, but I love watch my friends and videos on YouTube.

Music: POP! I AM MADE OF THAT! Not really. But got the inspiration from a song named “Made of Pop”. Performed by the lovely Eric Saade. Go check him out!

This is my DeviantArt page . But I have to tell u, I’m not the girl drawing. It’s my wonderful friend named Natalie. I know I haven’t posted any pics yet, but I promise, they’ll come soon. Actually as fast as I post my first chapter of my new story.


My favorite quotes from Transformers:

"Fate rarely calls upon us in a moment of our choosing." - Optimus Prime, Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

"You'll never stop at one. I'll take you all on!" - Optimus Prime, Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

"Damn, I'm good!" - Sideswipe, Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

"The boy’s pheromone levels indicate he wants to mate with the female." - Ratchet, Transformers

'Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.' - Optimus Prime, Transformers

I usually make some “quotes” about what’s happening in my life.

Life will punch your face. Be sure to punch back. Hard.

Friends will come and go. Unless you have something real.

You can have a sister and love her. Even if you don’t have the same parents. It’s called SoulSisters.

Just a few examples. I might have a “quote of the day” later on.

Story(s) in Progress:

Okay, I decided that the name of my first fic is; When you think you know it all, Think again.
No bullying, please. Had a hard time on this!!

Look here!!!
Anyone who’s reading this, I want to write a story with someone else. The idea is that we write every other chapter. Me 1, You 2, Me 3, You 4 etc. Got it? And we’re not going to speak to each other during this time, Wait for the other one to finish the chapter and then write the continuing. Interested? PM!


~WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!~

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her sister.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (Ohh, good idea. HIDE! I Need to borrow your canons for a sec!)

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...

You know you are obcessed with Transformers when...

1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.

2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.

3) When you see a picture of your favorite characters you start screaming.

4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession.

5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time.

6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more.

7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.

8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots.

9) You are that your first car transforms into a super cool robot like Bumblebee.

10) Last of all... You are in love with Optimus Prime!!

GO AUTOBOTS!!

Transformers:
Which side are you on?

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DECEPTICONS

Copy and paste this into your profile!

1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Optimus Prime!

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

I don’t know. Cause’ I would like to ask him like hundreds of questions, but I’m sure I wouldn’t be able to speak…

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Say; “I know you!” No, probably not. But it would have been really cool!

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

Classic? Maybe. I haven’t really had the chase to ask him!

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

Yepp, her name is Leori.

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Be scared? And then excited and curios. And ask lots of questions.

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Who has an Deception on the first question? My answer is still OPTIMUS!

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Get REALLY drunk. And start a HUGE fight!

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Little Megsy. *Trying to tap his head, gently.*

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Spare the life of hundreds of humans! But that won’t happen…

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Not shake hands and chat. They would most likely have a huge FIGHT!

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Sentinel Prime. How could he just kill Hide?! I HATE HIM!

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Screamer, since he is so fucking dumb and selfish.

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

MAYBE one. But honestly, only if he wanted them. I really don’t want to have kids. No offense to the worlds moms!

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Optimus and Elita-1

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

Yeah? So what?!

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Okay, sorry OP, but I would have a yellow Chevrolet Camaro with black racing stripes.

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Arcee, for sure.

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Autobot! Who want to work with the ugly ’Cons?!


LIST YOUR 10 FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

Optimus Prime

Leori (OC)

Alexandra (OC)

Bumblebee

Jazz

Arcee

Ratchet

Ironhide

Megatron

Screamer

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET OUT!
Optimus: But why did you screamed my name then?
Me: LEAVE, NOW!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Alexandra: Have u seen my mascara?
Me: Going out with Jazz again? It’s on the top shelf.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Bumblebee: Marry that jerk?! Urk!
Megatron: This is foolishness!
Me: Okay… I’m leaving before the “to be spouses” have their first real fight.
Bumblebee and Megatron: We’re nor marrying each other!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: Arcee, wake up.
Arcee: Why?

Me: Just kidding.
Arcee: Don’t disturb the sleeping beauty…
Me: If u say so…

Me: Arcee! Wake up.
Arcee: Shut up...

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Really Ratchet? Are u my granp… mean uncle? Can I touch your wrenches now?
Ratchet: No.
Me: Awwwww…

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Ironhide, what are u doing here?!
Ironhide: It involved my canons and some bloody ‘Cons.
Me: Why did I even ask?

More coming soon!


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