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Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Suite Life series, Ned's Declassified SSG, Zoey 101, and My Babysitter's a Vampire.
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I Beg Your Pardon, Potter? by Riyan reviews
Harry asks Malfoy on a date. On a dare. What's the worst that could happen? Story originally posted 2007-2010, reworked and republished. Set post OoTP, pre/instead of HBP. AU. Updated (hopefully) every 2 weeks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,120 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Tea Collections by ForgottenLoreNvrMore reviews
Fred and George have created a new product line. This is the Tea d for those of you out there that want to send me hate mail. I do have permission from Kamerreon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,644 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., George W., Fred W.
Taped by GodsLittleGeek reviews
Ray tried to keep him from Drex, but Henry was stubborn. Now the teen has been taken and Drex is so much more dark than Henry had thought. His innocence will be purged, but can Ray save what's left? *It will be explicit, contains non-consensual sex. M for a reason, don't like don't read easy as that.
Henry Danger - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,033 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 9/8/2017 - [Ray M./Captain Man, Henry H./Kid Danger]
You’re Dating Who! by MissKittyCheshire reviews
Harry and Draco have successfully dated for 2 years, and Harry decides that it’s time to come clean about it to his friends. Draco, on the other hand, is apprehensive about telling them- and thus the meeting goes quite differently from how either had expected! Post-Hogwarts Drarry! Funny and fluffly, with a twinge of angst and smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Draco M., Harry P.
Snogging Pox by Blackkitten23 reviews
it's that time of year for all Hogwarts students and staff to have the potion to prevent dragon pox and wizarding flu, but it seems a small batch of the potions from St. Mungo's was tainted with a little bit of an experimental potion that was going to be disposed. The outcome is a group of people stalking Harry for more salacious reasons – Harem – Yaoi Boy x Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,226 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Contract by LonelyAquarian reviews
AU - A Date Night Gone Wrong Turns Into Something More.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,128 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 2/9/2018 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Sweet Distraction by Lady Uruviel reviews
An interesting little fic on how a very seductive Harry gets a half-reluctant Draco into bed. AU, OOC Draco/OOC Harry. Minor kink. Rated M for later parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Behind Closed Doors by JayseHasNoGrace reviews
Did you ever want to know what happens behind the scenes in Professor Potter and Professor Malfoy's lives during Friendly Competition? Well now you can find out! (Read the preface for a full summary and explanation of which parts are explicit)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/11/2018
Friendly Competition by JayseHasNoGrace reviews
Harry is going to be the new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. Unfortunately, he finds out Draco Malfoy is also going to be starting as a Hogwarts professor. Their rivalry is, of course, not budging. But since they're teachers now, they're not allowed to fight. They become terribly competitive and their students start to get a different idea about their relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,916 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/11/2018 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
The Couch in Potter's Office by k-kizkhalifa reviews
Malfoy, the best attorney money can buy, and Potter, the best Auror the Ministry has known, are brought together over a case. They're bound to destroy each other, right? / [MA. AU. Fluff/smut.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,365 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 5/21/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
You've Cast A Spell Over Me, Nope, Just A Hex by XenaDragon-xoxo reviews
Draco Malfoy is a very important person with a very important job. He's got a tight schedule to keep, but he's always willing to spare a few minutes to hex Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/19/2018 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
A friendly hand in the dark by Ninjasnowflake reviews
Someone throw Peruvian dark powder in potion class. Draco hates the dark, especially when it ruins his potion. A friendly hand helps him out. One situation seems to crack up the whole year. AU 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 5/25/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
More Than Just Friends by bluefoodlove reviews
Both Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are back for the eighth year at Hogwarts. Harry Potter befriends Draco but will Draco be able to hide his feelings for Harry for long? Drarry! If you don't ship it then don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 2/3/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W., Blaise Z.
Nothing Ventured Nothing Gained by digthewriter reviews
Malfoy wants to get back at his cheating boyfriend so he asks Harry to be his pretend boyfriend. Or, that awkward moment when your roommate that you're in love with wants you to start kissing him in public.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,140 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 12/30/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Fairest Creatures by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Of course, Harry would be the only person in wizarding history to get turned into a Veela by a chain of coincidences and then compelled to attend Veela finishing school to learn about his new powers. And the only one of those who has to get instructed by Draco Malfoy, for that matter. Who does not look any better with wings. Updated Sundays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,510 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 12/20/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Twilight Moonbeams by Kittylin15 reviews
Since the ministry had confiscated the Malfoy vaults Draco was required to find a job though no one would hire him. After saving him from an altercation in Knockturn Ally George Weasley offers him a job at the joke shop as a potion master. Harry doesn't approve and checks in often to make sure that Malfoy is not up to something.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,080 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] George W. - Complete
Redemption Takes Two by LetGo666 reviews
This takes place post-war. Draco was put on trial and he was judged to live with a worker for the ministry of magic. He got stuck with bloody Harry Potter. This takes place post-war. Rated M for language and later lemon, maybe (probably). Each chapter marks day to night. Frostbite-Frozen is helping me write this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Happy Birthday To Draco by MrBenzedrine reviews
Draco is convinced his friend is bisexual -the only problem is, Harry doesn't know it yet. On Draco's birthday, he takes it upon himself, with a little help from a lust potion, to figure out the truth. Rated M for lemons to come, as well as, well, awesome, shameless smut. Drarry. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/8/2016 - Published: 11/11/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Maybe I want you by Demonfawn reviews
Harry foolishly agrees to Draco's dare, and while dealing with the repercussions he finds that something is not quite right with Draco. Who is this other guy? M/M/M, Creature fic, Drarry/OMC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,816 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Harry P., Draco M., OC - Complete
Decree Number Twenty-Six by mschmnged reviews
new Headmistress Umbridge posted many ridiculous decrees but Decree Number Twenty-Six is just insane; girls and boys must be at least 8 inches apart. Furious, Harry Potter storms the halls until he overhears Draco complaining about the same decree only to have his dirty secret revealed... Harry(T)/Draco(B) Drarry, some Harry/Cedric, M rating comes in later, books/movies mix world
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,303 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Cedric D.
A Series of Malfoy Events by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry saves Draco's life. That should be the end of it. Except it isn't, because Draco keeps coming up with crazy things—and Harry goes along with it because he can't wait to see what Draco's going to come up with next. Updated every Thursday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,166 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 6/18/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Open Your Eyes by LittleYepa reviews
On October 31st, 1981 the sacrifice Lily Potter made help defeat one of the world's most feared wizards once and for all. 15 years later Harry Potter is struggling with a string of bad boyfriends, maybe he just needs two mischievous red heads to change his luck. FW/HP/GW Warning: Twincest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,156 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Harry P., George W., Fred W.]
Please, Don't Hurt Me by Dallstin4ever reviews
One's a shy nerd. The other is Marino's leather-clad badboy. They're both gay, but everyone is too afraid of the latter to pick on him. The prior, however is picked on everyday. But, when the nerd is forced into a date, things start to change. Romance, Angst, fluff and some smut later on. Please, Read & Review!
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Austin M., Dallas
The Printed Press by Soupy George reviews
Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,993 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Golden-Boy and the Auburn-Twins by TypeWriterKindofGuy reviews
A tale of lust, theft, and some interesting magic at the hands of two groups of dynamic characters in the series; Harry, Fred, and George. Content is quite graphic and the forecast calls for Smut. Warnings: Male/Male and Coarse Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Harry P., George W., Fred W.
Humanly Impossible by SweetSalt23 reviews
Draco is reaching his eighteenth birthday and with it his heat. He can't control the urge to mate and begins to forget in the fire that is consuming him that Harry Potter is an enemy, not a sex toy. WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter. MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,441 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Pornography? by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry hates his picture being taken, so what will he do when Kingsley forces him to go to a photo-shoot? With none other then the magnificent Malfoy? Well he didn't think he was going to have to strip, but nothing does go as planned. Now does it? WARNING MALE ON MALE SEX! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,996 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Wrong Conclusion by SweetSalt23 reviews
Oh my! Apparently our favorite Slytherin has a secret admirer! I wonder how our blonde will take it? Hopefully he doesn't find it to..hard to deal with the flood of letters and presents. Hopefully he realizes who it is, or will he have to wait for this mystery man to show himself? WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Project by kjay15 reviews
When Farkle comes over to work on a school project, him and Lucas end up a little bit closer than they thought. With the help of a strip poker game, the two finally realize how important they are to each other. Rated M for a reason. I do not own Girl Meets World or any of the characters.
Girl Meets World - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Farkle M., Lucas F. - Complete
Bodies Reaction by SweetSalt23 reviews
Harry and Draco have become partners. While chasing a man that they all want dead, Harry makes a startling revelation. Draco has a kink for parseltongue. WARING male on male intercourse. MATURE! Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Love is a Duel by LillianLockhart reviews
Pansy decides to make Draco love her once and for all and slips some love tonic in his drink. When it doesn't work exactly as she planned, Draco's world is turned upside down by a pair of bespectacled emerald green eyes. Is it only downhill from here?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,843 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Appallingly Wrong and Irreparably Broken by Tessa Crowley reviews
Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,521 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Play Nice by allthingsmagical reviews
Back to Hogwarts for their eighth year. Wanting house unity Headmistress McGonagall pairs the eighth year Gryffindors with the Slytherins, telling them they are to play nice and set a good example for the younger years…. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Les Amitiés Particulières by lavenderfieldscemetery reviews
If Alexandre Motier hadn't committed suicide, then maybe his summer could have been the best by far. Fanfic for the film Les Amitiés Particulières/This Special Friendship. Georges De Sarre x Alexandre Motier
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
I'm Not Gay! by Sanshine7 reviews
Harry returns for his sixth year to find out everyone thinks he's gay... But he's not! Really, he's not! A series of drabbles, sort of...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Reawakened Prince by Mythical Darkness reviews
After centuries of losing Hyacinthus, he suddenly returns with no explanations to how he was was suddenly alive. Convinced that it's simply a gift that Hyacinthus is returned to it, Apollo doesn't think anything of it until things go awry.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Apollo, Hyacinth
Harry Potter and the Last True Pure-Blood by AwfulLawful reviews
Eighth Year would have been horribly boring if not for one of the Ministry's new laws; that every Witch and Wizard take a potion that would reveal their Blood Status. The intent was to prove there were no more Pure-Blood lines left. Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,416 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Attraction in Opposition by Brianna R West reviews
(Draco/Harry) Harry cannot seem to get a hold of his sexual urges for one hated enemy, Draco Malfoy. What has happened to him or is something other than the dreams of a hormonal teenager at play here? How will Draco and Harry settle their differences long enough to figure all of it out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,049 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Chasing Draco by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,783 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revelations by IzzyLilliana reviews
Harry can sometimes run into bad situations, but here he runs into a pretty unexpected one. Hope you like my first attempt at a FredXGeorge story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Crossing the Line by ClassicalConundrum reviews
TWO Head Boys?...Harry and Draco thought Dumbledore was screwed up already but now they have to share a bed as well? Our two favourite boys are in a pickle, fate will prevail! Smexiness included, DM/HP YAY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,739 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
An Accidental Allegiance by made.of.bees reviews
Harry and Draco become business partners in their eighth year at Hogwarts. Animosity quickly melts away into acquaintanceship into something more, perhaps? Another sort of business agreement comes into play, but will it be enough? Harry/Draco; Drarry. Silly fluff, nothing too serious. Rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,883 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindors for Sale! by Slash-MangaLover reviews
The Gryffindors are getting sold off for a charity event.What happens when a certin Slytherin buys a certin Gryffindor. What will he make him do? top!Draco bottom!Harry SLASH! don't like don't read R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes by Omi-Omi reviews
Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy. EWE, written for 2012 HD Holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harmonised Consciousness by Talizora reviews
[HPDM 8th Year EWE] This time it's a spell gone wrong in Charms that will bring our two favourite boys together. Expect Mind-Magic Classic HD Clichés & Soul Mates (extra smut added at end due to popular request)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wooing the Reluctant by Makoto Sagara reviews
Harry is in his twenties and still a virgin, because he doesn't feel much of anything for either sex and is wary about whom he dates thanks to the gossip. Cue Draco doing something different and interesting to attract Harry's attention. - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,688 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Seduce Draco Malfoy by Hanyou-Foxgirl reviews
Because it was all Narcissa's fault, really. Harry/Draco AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,826 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alone Time by the-local-parselmouth reviews
Just three days into Christmas break, Harry had come to the conclusion that it was impossible to get any alone time at The Burrow. Warning: Slash and twincest. Please don't read this if you don't like that sort of thing. THREESOME M/M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Homeward Bound by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Insignia by Lunadeath reviews
It's Harry's last summer at the Dursleys and he gets an unexpected visitor, who gives him an unexpected Mark. *slash*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,286 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Seducing Harry Potter by hpgirl4ever reviews
After much thought, Draco comes to the conclusion that he wants Harry Potter. And what Draco Malfoy wants, Draco Malfoy gets. Now all he needs is a plan. But there's just one problem, his innocent little Gryffindor isn't as clueless as he thinks. And funnily enough, it seems Draco isn't the only Slytherin interested in inter house unity. Solution? Seduction and sweet, sweet chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,311 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Blaise Z. - Complete
Triple Play by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Percy always knew that Fred and George were the family pranksters, and he never held it against them. But he never knew that they would go this far but...maybe that's a good thing. Fred&George/Percy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/8/2012 - [Percy W., Fred W., George W.] - Complete
Changed by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Harry is sick of not having any control over what happens to him. This whole Veela thing is the final straw. Harry is gonna take control of his life and maybe someone else's too. Challenge for LalalaSpacingInPandaLand. Dominant Harry/Sub Draco. 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Reason Why by Random Fandom Trash reviews
We all know Tom Riddle had a hard childhood, and we all know that that is what made him hate muggles but why dose he hate Albus Dumbledore? Non graphic rape slash AD/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D. - Complete
You, Me and Veela Genes by Draco mudiliar reviews
"I AM NOT YOUR MATE. Get it clearly into your ferret head Malfoy. Don't play your silly Slytherin games with me" Harry screamed at him. Then how did Draco convince him? it has M.preg, cute veela,Parseltongue, War/Voldemort. Pairs H/D,Mione/B,R/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,036 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Elf's Lament by Amethyst Flames reviews
Santa is determined to reward Draco's appearance on the “nice” list with his heart's desire and that desire just happens to be Harry. A pushy elf named Hector is landed with the rather impossible job of giving Harry to Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
CorpoScambiare by SonofLuffy reviews
Harry and Draco happens to just be having their normal everyday fight. What happens when a second year Hufflepuff tries to end their fight? DM/HP slight HP/GW. Read and review! WIP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Double Play by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
This is a rather strange combination between Ron and George & Fred. Unfortunately I can only name 2 people so sorry about that...MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS / M/M / INCEST Please let me know if you like! Thank you in advance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2012 - [Ron W., George W., Fred W.] - Complete
Perfect, Precious by You're All So Vacant reviews
Eighth Year Fic. After the war, Harry and Draco drunkenly sleep together. Then they are assigned as buddies in a Muggle class! Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,935 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take a Chance by dipped.in.ink reviews
When his boyfriend Terry dumps him in a muggle club, Harry's ready to give up dating altogether until he overhears Terry making a bet with Draco Malfoy to get Harry into bed in under a month. Now the sparks are about to fly? DM/HP,RW/BZ,HG/Theo. R&R PLZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,749 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Roundabout Way by kellegirl reviews
Veela are very sexual creatures, and when Harry wakes up on his 18th birthday he finds himself unbelievably horny all day long. Draco walks in on him in a restroom and finds Harry wanking and offers to help. Bonded as mates, how will they cope? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,254 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You've Gotta Be Kitten Me Right Meow by YoungAndOverIntelligent reviews
With no one else left to confide in, Harry finds comfort in talking to his new cat, finding that having something to spill your secrets to without worry of judgment is very therapeutic. But those blonde hairs and silver eyes remind him of something... D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hold My Hand by YoungAndOverIntelligent reviews
Harry has never enjoyed being in the Slytherin's presence. So having to spend what could be the rest of eternity literally stuck to him? He had a feeling he would be having migraines much more often. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,378 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Plan by JohnnysGotAnAddiction reviews
The jig is up and Draco's parents have found the gay porn stashed in his hideaway. But why be mad when it can be used to their advantage? Especially when they have their sights set on a certain Hero in order to complete The Plan... Humour/Mystery/Drama
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,767 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Drunken Love Affair by Lord AdonisScorpius reviews
REWRITTEN! Harry and Draco attend the same Ministry gala. After ditching it and getting wasted at a bar, they wake up in Harry's bed, clothes forgotten on the floor. Drama ensues. Magical,Compliant with series except DH epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Don't Mess With Harry Potter by Reality Remastered reviews
What's a bloke to do when his ex girlfriend won't leave him alone and his arch nemesis decides to make his day worse? Right, you teach him a lesson. The 'hard' way. M/M Draco/Harry Harry/Draco Slash Rated M for a reason. Very first fic so please be kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tale about horny teachers by papuruakuma reviews
Draco wants Harry. Like half of the male population on Hogwarts... Draco's horny and Harry's clueless. Put three plotting ex-students in the mix and you get a new hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,059 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Artificial Love by XxHarry-DracoxX reviews
I guess the only way to get rid of these girls is to date Malfoy, Harry thought and brushed his hand against his blond potion partner's thigh/"Will you go out with me, Draco?"/"No, Potter!"/"Please?"/"Get lost! I'm not interested!"/ Ginny-Bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,687 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Dominant One by Louis.please.love.Armand reviews
When a rouge spell causes Harry and Draco's minds to merge, they find that now life is constant battle for dominance. One that Harry seems to be losing…. HP/DM sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Yoü and I by BloodyQueenSprouse reviews
Dylan and Cole have been growing apart lately. And it might just have something to do with what happened a few weeks ago... But the question is - what exactly DID happen?
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Private Pet by Muffarino reviews
Who knew that an accident on a potions project could leave Draco Malfoy with a few problems? Namely a Gryffindor with certain changing animal characteristics, a large secret and new feelings to discover. DMHP. Slash. M-rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,214 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Secrets & Lies by Digitallace reviews
Auror Potter is given the task of taking down Draco Malfoy using whatever means necessary. Even if it means sleeping with the enemy - Beware: hot boy love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,754 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Caught in the Act by counting-12x reviews
Harry and Draco are all alone in their classroom. Where could it lead? / Rated MA for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Curious Case of Draco Malfoy by Toppysammy reviews
Harry discovers that Draco has a heart under all that gorgeousness, although it would take a little digging to find it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shadows by RathofDrarry reviews
My first fanfic. Draco and the Slytherins are playing tricks on the DA. Harry must put a stop to it. But does he want to? Rated M for a reason! HPDM! Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hardly Rational by xErised reviews
Driven out of his mind about his affections for Draco, Harry seeks urgent help from the resident love guru of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry the Stoner by Drarrytheusinkableship reviews
so cedrics has the holy grail...WEED! Harry's taken it for a spin and while on his little trips to happy land who does he always end up? With a certain blonde gentleman ofcourse! Slash! Weed! Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
it started with a smartmouthed malfoy by Lost-angel-703 reviews
*project romance* oliver and Harry fall for each other, simple as that. The real problem is trying to live hiding it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Oliver W., Harry P.
Acquiescence by unbrilliance reviews
When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,744 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Class Project Romance by FallingRedRain reviews
Loomer gets paired with Ned for a class project. A project that usually happens with a boy and girl. Inspired by a project I got done with in school. I cheated to get with the person I wanted. Hee hee hee Don't tell no one. Loomer/Ned smex later on.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Billy L./Bully, Ned B.
Dead of Night, Silent Kisses by phix27 reviews
Harry comes up with a plan to pleasure Draco Malfoy while he's sleeping, but all doesn't go as planned when Draco finds out about it. Does true love ensue? Only time will tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lollipop by Cha The Emerald Panther reviews
Oneshot HarryxFredxGeorge Story for Fred and George's Birthday on this hilarious day of April Fools xp does have explicit content so don't read if you don't want to read yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Harry P., George W., Fred W.] - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veela challenge by diagonfloo reviews
Drarry Veela fic. Draco Malfoy/ Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy is a Veela who hasn't found his mate yet. He should have had a vision by now of his future mate, but he hasn't. Or has he? Rated M for later chapters. Warnings for SLASH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,988 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Be Mine Potter! by Blazenix reviews
Due to traditions of the Malfoy family, Draco has to choose a mate, someone to share the rest of his life with and the person he's choosen is Harry Potter. But unfortunately he has to not only win Harry over but also compete with Harry's other admirers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,636 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry's Dirty Little Secret by cdraco reviews
Harry's a succesful Quidditch player that enjoys a very casual lovelife.When sudden paternity suits arise and accusations are flying,an old fashioned Ministry decides to auction him off in Marriage to the highest bidder. HarryDraco slash AU no Voldie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,041 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Unwrapped by nicevenn reviews
"He's like an exquisite sweet, protected by so many layers of wrapping that no one's ever had the patience to get him naked. But I'm Harry Potter, dammit, and I want him for dessert." OOC Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Secret Shags, Talks, and Fainting by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,036 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Afternoon in the Room of Requirement by In The Mix reviews
Harry seeks refuge only to find Fred and George. Ron and Hermione want a little get away from Harry.How will these adventures change their lives? Four shots featuring yaoi, hentai, slight incest and threesomes... first 3 chaps under reconstruction soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
I Kissed a Boy by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Potter is pissing Draco off with how happy he is with his friends, well Draco is going to put an end to that. rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Started with a Bet by Mistress Ashley reviews
Bets have a different meaning in the Wizarding World so when Harry hears one being made he feels obligated as a Gryffindor to break it -it has nothing to do with any feelings he does not have for Colin Creevey! SLASH - Complete list of warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Colin C. - Complete
I'm Not Harry by Galadriell reviews
NOT MY STORY! Draco pulls Harry into a hidden room and starts talking to him like he's Pansy - which is bizarre since Harry looks nothing like Pansy. Now Harry is determined to get to the bottom of this. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Humbled by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco & Harry are hit by a spell gone wrong. N/B This along with Matinee is the first thing I ever wrote, it's WiP only 1 chapter to go and written preOotP but set in 7th Year. Features Vengeful Neville, Unconscious Ron & OOC Crazy FanGurl Hermione ;P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,589 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hormones by shounenai4life reviews
Harry finds Draco unconscious at his doorsteps 2 years after leaving his life of Hogwarts behind. When he finds out that he desperately needs Draco to keep things together for 3 weeks, he has to take the chance. But alot can happen in 3 weeks. Alot. HXD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,916 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flutterby Love by CeeCeeMoFo reviews
HP/DM a little HP/BZ Slash Story! What Would You Do If You Found A Note Fluttering Above Your Head, Anonymously Signed? What Would You Do If The Sender Was Your Sworn Enemy? AU & OOC For All Characters HBP & DH Don't Exist! Rated For A reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,470 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Everybody Must Get Stoned by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is obsessed with figuring out what Draco Malfoy would be like stoned. What happens when he finds he likes the results a little too much? Slash, Drug Content/Use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,100 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shaken and Stirred by nicevenn reviews
The story of how Harry and Draco fell in love-in nine drinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Noble In Reason by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The Head Auror thinks Voldemort's magic is coming from the cellars of Malfoy Manor. Harry agrees to investigate. He's not happy about being made to investigate via formally Courting Draco, but he has little choice. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,904 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Boy Who Baked by Cassie-Black1 reviews
As Harry reluctantly develops a working relationship with Draco Malfoy, he finds himself becoming interested in more than just business.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,819 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Magic Eight Ball' by tigersilver reviews
Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trophy by Digitallace reviews
DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,761 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
There's Something About Malfoy by Cassie-Black1 reviews
Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dream Connections by Tygrressatheart reviews
SLASH...Harry is having some disturbing dreams about a certain blond wizard. He doesn't know what to do! What will happen when the object of his affection plots to seduce him? Will he give in to his lustful urges? Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, possibly GWBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart's Desire by Olivia Warden reviews
While wandering the castle one day, Oliver gets lost and ends up before the Mirror of Erised. What, or more importantly who, does he see when he peers into it? [oneshot OliverX?]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Oliver W., Harry P. - Complete
Attraction by Lunadeath reviews
Harry's sexuality has finally come out, but not the way Harry wanted. He gets flirted with by all types, but just who is Harry's type? Different pairings at first, but will be HD soon. Yes, it's Slash. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,975 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pulling Pigtails by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mind Games by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE: Ron's bad spell work causes some unusual results. Harry gains a bit of insight into his closest friends and worst enemy. HPDM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,783 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Growing Up by Draysgirl1 reviews
Ron and Harry are fighting during potions, which is never a good thing. What happens when someone gets covered with their messed up potion and when that person is Harry’s secret heartthrob and Draco Malfoy at that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,087 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Horcruxex by Walter the Wizard reviews
Horace Slughorn had a good reason to withhold his memory about Horcruxes, as Harry and Dumbledore find out…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Horace S. - Complete
Into the Closet by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE: Harry and Draco are stuck in a closet for a night. What's there to do? Fight, of course! And perhaps something else...HD SLASH formerly under roxierose13 penname
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,416 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Settling the Differences by The Potter Identity reviews
Harry gets fed up with Malfoy and challenges him to a duel Slytherin vs. Gryffindor, but when some of the participants are caught, the punishment is rather unexpected. Fire Whiskey, a locked door and the entire night to settle their differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
12 Days Until Midnight: A Harry Potter Christmas by LadyBelz reviews
It's the 7th and final year for Harry and his friends. The war with Voldemort ended during Harry's summer vacation after his 6th year, when he found and destroyed the final Horcrux. 1 Chapter a day will be posted with the final day being on Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Incidental Plot by lovelyloey reviews
A cliche veela fic! Readers have fun spotting the cliche plot elements! Overused plot but unique elaboration! HPDM slash n mpreg. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,693 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He is NOT my boyfriend! by Lunadeath reviews
H/D slash. The sly Malfoy gets out of trouble by telling those he sees that he and Harry are a couple. Of course, it's not true. Or is it? and how will Harry's friends get along with him? *rating's up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,300 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing Houses by CrystalStarGuardian reviews
McGonagall has had enough of Draco and Star picking on the other students, so she comes up with the perfect punishment. But this may exactly be what everyone needs DH RS HrS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,209 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/29/2001 - Published: 7/1/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Not how he pictured it! reviews
This story gives a twist on the episode "Repack Double Negative." Ethan is home alone, he expects his friend Benny any moment. but when he opens the door, he finds A Benny, but not HIS Benny. And it will not leave until he gets what he came for. Can the real Benny save his friend intime? Story contains Rape and guy on guy romance. Don't like it? Then don't read it. EthanXBenny.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Benny W., Ethan M. - Complete
How to make class fun, Logan Style! reviews
My very first Zoey 101 FanFiction. Now it's about Dustin and Logan, it's not a love story though, Logan has a boring class, Dustin sits under his desk. What could happen right? Yes it's a guyxguy story, don't like it, then don't read it. Rated M for a reason. Enjoy.
Zoey 101 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Dustin B., Logan R. - Complete
The Sea Is A Cruel Mistress reviews
This story is about 3 guys : Moseby, Marcus and Woody. The 3 guys without a lovelife, now get 1! The ship enters International Waters, now these 3 guys team up to get what they want : A hot night with either Zack or Cody, or both. this is not a love story. But its not rated M for nothing. Dont like it, then dont read it. Warning Gay contents. have fun. CodyxMarcus, ZackxMoseby, Etc
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Cody M., Zack M., M. Moseby, Marcus L. - Complete
No Time, No Money reviews
Giving a twist to the Episode of 'Fundraising & Competition'. Ned needs Money quickly to pay his debts in school. Both Gordy and Sweeny know a way for him to make money, but... Well just read it yourself and find out. This is both about NedXGordy and NedXSweeny. Cant handle that, then dont read it. Okay have fun.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Ned B., Gordy, Mr. Sweeney
I Hate That Game reviews
A short Suite Life Story. Zack is playing Truth or Dare with his friends. He's not a fan of the game and when he must kiss Cody... and even tricks Cody to get this Dare done... Cody wants revenge. A CodyXZack Story. Warning Incest!
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Ancient Romance reviews
Yaoi love story , dont like boy2boy ? dont read it. a teenage Marik is going to meet the most powerfull man in ancient Egypt , will Marik become property of the Priest Seto or become the Faraoh's new Lover ? find Out
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Marik I. - Complete