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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

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Anime -

Naruto : Shippuuden
Ouran Koukou
Gurren Lagann
Tide-Line Blue
Elemental Gelade
Chrono Crusade
Loveless
Gravitation
Junjou Romantica
Air Gear
Fullmetal Alchemist
Kyo Kara Maoh
D. Gray Man
DN Angel

Manga -

No Bra
School Mermaid
Naruto : Shipppuuden
Ouran Koukou
Vampire Knight
Yu Yu Hakusho

"-puts on jacket, zips it up- This is taking a long time... -sits down and puts on hood. Emos-" Me

I'm Sorry;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your
car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge
bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

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Too Personal by Huntress of Flames 55 reviews
Sakura is sent to Sunagakure to train the medic ninjas there but there is one problem…. That she be living with Kazekage himself and his family. Will Sakura survive through his sudden mood changes or will she fall in love with him? Find out here.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,143 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Egocentric 'Think About The Other Half' by xxWfCPxx reviews
Deidara/Ino. DeiIno...surprise-attacked on a scouting mission, Ino finds herself agreeing to let two S-class missing nins from the infamous organisation 'Akatsuki' camp out in her house for the night. rated T for in-detail-not-really-very-adult themes. xx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 155,096 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Sleepless Nights by SatuAka reviews
Sakura hasn’t been getting much sleep, but when she is sent on a mission to be the personal nurse of none other then sleepless king himself, Gaara, will she get any sleep at all? gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Tainted Love by Nara Temari reviews
After being poisoned and forced to spend a passionate night together, how will Neji and Tenten keep the secret of byakugan safe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,583 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Drama in the War Room by IceCrome reviews
Really, Pein should've realized that his evil minions were quite the characters. Crack. SasoDei OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Stupid Stoic Bastard by wutduhfuk reviews
Neji's a stupid stoic bastard. Everyone knows that; even Tenten. Sorry if you read the original one...I accidentally opened the wrong document Anyways, a Nejiten fanfic...enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Deidara's Voicemail by PoisonAngelTears reviews
Deidara's got a new iPhone...what will his voicemail be? AU-ish Oneshot, sort of fluff...T just b/c I'm paranoid...slight crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Femme Fatale by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten puts Neji through exquisite torture. Best of all, she doesn't even know she's doing it. ...or does she?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
High School Lie by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara wants to get into a famous art school, but to do so, he has to dress as a girl. He ends up getting a room with Sasori, what will happen when Sasori finds out that Deidara is a boy? I dont own Naruto, all chacters belong to their owner, SasoXDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ladybugs by TuffMuffin reviews
Tenten has a weird allergy that Neji isn't to happy about... CHAP. 16: Akatsuki's "preparing for the battle" ritual is... a little strange...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,778 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Kazekage Misadventures by YondyB reviews
Just humorous drabbles about our favorite redheaded insomniac psychopath Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Gaara
Two Tails by Youkai-of-anime reviews
While out training on one of her only days off, Sakura is struck with a strange arrow to her heart. Strange things start to happen but not only to her. May be descriptive in some chapters. Takes place some time after chap.315 in the manga and whatever ep.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 176,836 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
I Have Feelings Too? by PGNarutoFan reviews
Gaara has come to Konoha getting papers signed by the Hokage. He sees old friends, but will a certain kunoichi be able to teach him there's more to life than Kazekage duties? Can she teach him about new feelings? WILL NARUTO EVER GET HIS RAMEN CORRECT?R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Why by otterlily reviews
Deidara and the other Akatsukis struggle to survive in a futuristic world. AU sasoxdeiMy first fic! I'm waiting for one review to put the next chapter up... I don't own any of the naruto characters... Rated m for later lemons with sasori and deidara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Aang: The Last Indie Old Version by comptine reviews
AU My teacher used to tell me stories of the old days, a time of peace when the Indie kept balance between The Emos, The Artists, The Punks and The Populars. But that all changed when the Populars attacked. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,102 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Katara, Aang - Complete
You could just stay by Rockeh reviews
Formerly Why are you still here?. Gaara is found unconcious is a clearing, and Sakura must care for him. But what happens when he has to live with her? And will Naruto bring Sasuke back? Rated T for unknown future. GaaSak, maybe more. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Injuries are a Good Thing by katiesquilts reviews
AU: Sakura joins the volleyball team, and is intrigued by a guy who keeps popping up at practice. She wonders who he is, and is embarassed to find she has feelings for the captain's younger brother! GaaraxSakura complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
To Heal A Broken Kazekage by itachi2011 reviews
Sakura is sent to Suna to heal the Kazekage. But she doesn't who know who it is or what is wrong with him. Will she be able to heal the Kazekage? Will somwthing more than friendship come into play? Summary sucks I know..but story is better. SakGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Lemon FOIL by Cyberwolf reviews
written for the Nejiten FOIL challenge. Pure random Nejiten smexiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
String of Splendid Songfics by CheerfullyPessimistic reviews
Your song, your pairing, your request, your songfic... Watch your dreams come true...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007
SHE'S SAKURA! by Sakura Rei Yuki reviews
Sakura finds out threw Tsunade that they are suppose to be going into a war but what happens when they get help from a person that they lest expected. Will they win the war? or will they get hurt even more than before. SakuraxGaara, NarutoxHinata,tenxneji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,786 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Bad Memories by Kawaii Berri reviews
Mommy, why do I have dark eyeliner that won't wash off? Sequel to Daddy, Why is My Hair Pink? GaaraxSakura fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Daddy, Why Is My Hair Pink? by Kawaii Berri reviews
Everyday, Gaara's son comes home from kindergarten and asks his dad, Daddy, Why Is My Hair Pink?. Pure fluff, GaaxSaku. Random and funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Giggles and Gossip by luck33ang3l reviews
Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Boxers by notesonlife reviews
In which Tenten reorganizes Neji’s underwear drawer, and Neji decides to propose. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Because of Red Wine by MyFallenAngel reviews
[ NejiTen ] That night is the night where Hyuuga Neji and Tenten shared a party, a dance, and a kiss. It's all normal, right? They're just friends... Right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Bokia 6600 by syaoran no hime reviews
The newest model of cellphones in Konoha shows how it could disconnect...er connect people, even the proudest of people. NejiTen request fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Dream by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Gaara doesn't sleep, but he still wants to dream...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Gaara - Complete
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Konoha School For The Gifted reviews
We're all gifted. We have these things called A-Mechs. We're the key to save the world, and we're all only teenagers. We can do just about anything in the world. We're the only generation of A-Mech handlers that are alive. NejiTen, and other couples.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Neji H., Tenten
Loves Me Not reviews
SasoDeiSaku. One-shot. Songfic. Who does Deidara really love?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete