![]() Author has written 1 story for Misc. Anime/Manga. Gender: Female Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Wasting Time, Piano, Singing, Volleyball, Badminton, Swimming, Acting, Dancing, Doodling, Daydreaming, etc. TV Shows: (Please spare me, I don't watch it much) Big Bang Theory, Avatar the Last Airbender, and NCIS Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist, Rave Master, Naruto, Gakuen Alice, Skip Beat, Faster than a Kiss, Platinum Garden, etc. Music: My Chemical Romance, Greenday, Paramore, Rise Against, Taylor Swift, SID, 2ne1, VOCALOID, Maroon 5, etc. Well, I think that continuing to list my preferences probably does absolutely nothing for you in terms of my profile. All it does is informs you of my interests! Hi, I'm Rima, also known as hyperjudgement. You may know me from Wattpad, my username is the same there, and I have a joint account with my friend called quiet_judgement. In any case Wattpad isn't exactly a good place for fanfictions, so here I am! I love manga and anime, and I like j-rock and k-pop. In general my favorite genre of music is alternative/pop-rock/punk-pop/punk-rock, you get the idea. I love classical music, though, and I love traditional and cultural influences. I feel like culture is really underrated and that people should do a little bit more to preserve it. I mean, it's only your heritage, and it's beautiful, so you might as well treasure it. Anyway I tend to be very girly and hyper, and live in the moment. Generally I believe that the entirety of life is a paradox since we try to separate the universe and everything in it when it really is all just the same. Case in point, the world. Everyone sees divisions and things to try to tear us apart when in reality, we're all pretty much the same deep down. Well now that the whole world peace call is over, I think I'll get on with more important things, like finding ways to put off updating my stories! I'm horrible with procrastination, but I try to get over it. Luckily I don't have many excuses over the summer, so I tend to update more. I love love love reviews and critiques, so please GO ALL OUT ON MEH! I don't care how severe the judgement is, criticism is the basis of improvement. JELLY ROLL FEVER!!!!! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, “Wait! That's mine!!!" 7. Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'. 12. Sing along at the opera. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!' 19. Tell your children/siblings over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.' 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever needed a witty comeback to keep your social status but couldn't think of one, then two hours later you think of the perfect thing to say, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have authors you respect, copy and paste this to your profile. If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile! If you're both insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, StainedGlassCuts, LonerBlackCat, Depressed Writer, hyperjudgement If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile. If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you love ice cream, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you strongly support women's rights, copy this and paste this into your profile. If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. If you think the only torture cute anime guys/girls should have to deal with is tickle torture, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrellas BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' OR call him saying 'You're gonna die in 7 days' FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place... FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you. BEST FRIEND: Will help you kidnap the band. FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down. FRIENDS: Will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you. BEST FRIENDS: Will sit back and laugh. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!! Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it! "Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions." "Don't play stupid with me...I''m better at it." "People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege." "People that don't know me think I'm shy. People that do know me wish I were here." "The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water." In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. Every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us. "Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end." Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. |
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