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Hi, people of Fanfiction.net! I'm SaphiraMockingjay (also known as Coin Cipher), and I'm glad you came to check me out! I sometimes may not update very often because of school and normal stuff (because I have a life, unlike some people). I am an Otaku (anime-lover, but many people consider it offensive in Japan. It means that this person has no life at all except for the Internet and anime. This is true of me). Please keep your reviews nice, constructive, and free of profanity. All of my fanfics will be T-rated (because of violence, blood, gore, mentions of torture, probable character death, etc.). Follow & Favorite! Thank you! Flames will be used to make Markiplier some waffles. XD

Age: 12-14

*WARNING: Very, VERY extensive profile.*

I have a Tumblr! scentedotakumachine101.tumblr.com

I have a DeviantArt! My profile is SaphiraMockingjay there as well!

What fandoms do you like or what fandoms are you a part of?

TV:

Gravity Falls My Little Pony (Generation 4, obviously.)

Books/Book Series/Movies:

Warriors (Dark Forest cats for the win!) Wolves Of The Beyond (WHY DID YOU END?! *sobs furiously*) Divergent (I hated Allegiant sooo much...) The Hunger Games (Mockingjay Part 2 comes out in NOVEMBER 2015?! I. AM. GOING. TO. DIE. WAITING. Team Gale! I have read all of the books.) The Inheritance Cycle (I have read all of the books: Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, and Inheritance.) Wings of Fire (NIGHTWINGS ARE BEST TRIBE!!! DRAGONS!) The Maze Runner (I've read all of the books, but the movie was a ripoff.) Lord Of The Rings (I have not seen the Hobbit trilogy yet.) The Fault In Our Stars (LOVE IT.) How To Train Your Dragon (LOVE BOTH MOVIES SO FAR. I WILL DIE WATING FOR THE LAST ONE.) The Forsaken Trilogy (I have read all books in the trilogy.) The Fire and Flood Trilogy (I have completed the first two books.) The Twilight Saga (Hate myself for loving the series. I've read the books, and I will never watch the movies. Ever.)

Youtube Subscriptions:

Markiplier (*slurs* Hello, my name ish Wilfurd Whhuarfhstath) Gaming GinjaNinjaOwO (Horses, are sexy, you should * a horse. XD XD XD) Animation LifeIsRandom14 (The AMVs! The AMVs!) Animation/ Media Smike (FNAF for the win!) Facts/Gaming/Media Vsauce (Cool Info!) Facts Vsauce2 (Cool stuff!) Facts Numberphile (Mathy and sciency stuffs.) Math Thoughty2 (Interesting facts!) Facts Matthew Santoro (Top tens!) Facts Jaltoid (Master Chef Meowsy, please tell us who made da best blubcakes.) Animation The Royal Order Of The Holy Mackerel (The dually appointed, high exalted, big fish: Douglas MacKrell.) Media Good Mythical Morning (GOOOOOOOD MYTHICAL MORNING!) Other Rhett & Link (Catchy random songs and stuff.) Music AnY Entertainment (MLP!) Media SplashKittyArtist (Crazy animations, and who hasn't been active for over a year!) Animation LewToons (Cartoon reviews and lists!) Media Misty Chronexia (Anime Top Tens! JOIN THE THE YUU DAVIEWER CLONE ARMY IN FIGHTING THE PIANOS! *battle cry*) Anime Lindsey Stirling (Beautiful violin and dubstep!) Music supercodplayer99 (Better than PewDiePie!) Gaming Ellen Brock (Writing tips!) Writing Welcome To Night Vale (ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD. ALL HAIL. ALL HAIL. ALL HAIL.) Media Pinkstylist (MAKEUP STUFFS! :D) Style 50,000 Subscribers With No Videos? (Help them out!) Other Zach Plays Ukulele (Has a lot of talent, but not too many subscribers! UKULELE STUFFS!) Music ERB (Epic Rap Battles Of History. Must I say more?) Music Thomas8april (Cool mind games!) Other CinemaSins/Music Video Sins (No movie is without sin.) Media Ink Rose (Great MLP headcanons and young writer! Check her out!) Writing Finchwing (Beautiful art!) Art SkyDoesMinecraft/SkyVSGaming (BUDDER!) Gaming CaptainSparklez (In a world...) Gaming Paint (Acapella!) Music alyankovic (Weird Al!) Music WeimTime (Synthesia!) Music FilmCow (Carrlllllll...) Animation Acnologia (More anime!) Anime jacksepticeye (More gaming) Gaming

Anime I Am Currently Watching/Have Finished:

Serial Experiments Lain (on Episode 2.) Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji (I have completed 1&2 seasons, along with Book Of Circus and Book Of Murder.)(I own none of the manga.) Fullmetal Alchemist (Not finished yet, on Episode 35.)(I own none of the manga.) Tokyo Ghoul (Finished!!)(Working on Tokyo Ghoul Re.) Shakugan no Shana (Not finished yet, on Episode 9.) Soul Eater (Not finished yet, on Episode 17.)(I do not own any of the manga.) Fate/Zero (Have not finished it yet, on Episode 3.) (I own none of the manga.) Death Note (Finished! Watched it in about two or three days.)(I own two volumes of the manga.) Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai (Not finished yet, on Episode 3.) Bleach (Not finished yet, on Episode 5. After I finish Season 1, I probably won't watch the rest if I don't think it's something I should be committed to.)(I own none of the manga.) Fairy Tail (On Episode 8.) (I own none of the manga.) Naruto (On Episode 3.) (I own none of the manga.) A Certain Magical Index (On Episode 6.) Spice And Wolf (On Episode 2.) Boku No Piko (Finished. *sigh* Why did I need to watch this again...? O_O'')) Durarara! (On Episode 3.) (I own none of the manga.)

Anime I'm Planning on Watching:

Yami Shibai Sunday Without God Hibike Euphonium Yamada-kun and The Seven Witches InuYasha Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club ((I have published a story on it, it's just something I found.)) Naruto Shippuden Blue Exorcist Jyu-Oh-Sei Future Diary My-Hime Tokyo Maginitude 8.0 Ah! My Goddess Fruit Basket Wolf's Rain Sword Art Online/Sword Art Online II Devil Is A Part-Timer Angel Beats! Madoka Magica/Magi Puella Madoka Magica Tales Of The Abyss Pandora Hearts Deadman Wonderland Eden Of The East K (Project K) Clannad/Clannad- After Story Noragami Trinity Blood Vampire Knight When Supernatural Battles Become Commonplace Loveless Vocaloid Attack On Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin

Anime watched: 15

Anime planned: 34

TOTAL ANIME: 49

I have no life other than Anime and the Internet. Deal with it. I am the true defintition of an Otaku. :)


Gravity Falls Pairings and AUs I support and may or may not use in my writing:

MaBill (MabelXBill) (Yay!) WenDip (WendyXDipper) (I still have faith in you guys! *cheers*) Transcendence AU (Alcor!) Reverse Pines AU. (DIPPER GLEEFUL!)

Gravity Falls Pairings I despise and will never use in my writing:

Dipeon(DipperXGideon) *sigh* Dipifica(DipperXPacifica) (O_O) Why. Just why. Wait, did you say it might possibly be canon? *rage quit* Macifica(MabelXPacifica) No comment. Pinecest(DipperXMabel) Why, people?! They're siblings! I HATE incest. Not anyone who likes it though. You're good. BillDip(BillXDipper) No..just..no. I don't hate Yaoi, but I'm not a big fan. It may be a guilty pleasure sometimes, though... *hates self for liking the ship*

My Little Pony Shippings I like:

TwiDash (TwilightXRainbow Dash) CadenceXShining Armor

Wings of Fire Shippings I support:

StarflightXSunny (Cutest to read) TsunamiXRiptide (Funniest to read) ClayXPeril (Most dramatic to read)

I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,

To help destroy Isildur's Bane,

To soar high upon Saphira's back,

To sail the seas with Captain Jack,

To take lessons with Professor Dumbledore,

To fight in battles 'til the Empire's no more.

All this I wish to do and see,

If I could just escape reality.

Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality!


102 Random Questions:

1) Have you ever been asked out?

No. Dang, I wish...

2) Where did you get your default picture?

DeviantArt. All credit goes to Lucky978.

3) What's your middle name?

Margurite!

4) Your current relationship status?

Single...

5) Does your crush like you back?

Real life: We're good friends, but I don't know...

Fictional: Hopefully he would...

6) What is your current mood?

Tired.

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Pink. I don't wear it much.

8) Missing something?

A love life...and good writing skills.

9) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I'd make Bill Cipher real. Love ya Bill! Imagine the tyranny unleashed on the world... *maniacal laugh*

10) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

I don't know, I love most animals, but probably a wolf.

11) Ever had a near death experience?

No.

12) Something you do a lot?

Sing, watch Gravity Falls, read, write, watch anime, etc.

13) The song stuck in your head?

London Bridge. You know that creepy tune I speak of.

14) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Spring Pines! Check her out!

15) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I don't know, do YOU have the same birthday as me?

16) When was the last time you ate lobster?

No idea.

17) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes, I sang Walk On Water by Britt Nicole at a school talent show. We had that 'everyone's a winner' thing, which everyone hated. So, technically I... won?

18) If you could have one superpower what would it be?

Flight.

19) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

That they are typically annoying...

20) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Starbucks sucks.

21) What's your biggest secret?

Yeah, right! Like I would tell millions of people!

24) Favorite color?

Blue.

23) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Does My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic count?

24) What are you?

Human...? Or maybe a demon... My family says I'm human, but I'm not really sure...

25) Do you speak any other language?

I'm taking French next year.

26) What's your favorite smell?

Freshly cooked hamburgers, blood, or bacon frying.

27) Describe your life in one word. What would it be?

SPRINKLES! Sorry, got into the Smile Dip again...

28) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

I've never kissed anyone. :'(

29) What are you thinking about right now?

What I'm thinking about.

30) What should you be doing?

Sleeping.

31) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

It wasn't really a person... I got mad at my computer because it can't keep two tabs open without both pages not responding.

32) Do you like working in the yard?

I don't have a problem with it, but I don't exactly enjoy it, either.

33) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Cipher!!!

34) Who last made you cry?

I have absolutely no idea.

35) Are you in a relationship with someone?

Nope! Wish I was.

36) Do you hate more than 3 people?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! WAY more than THREE!

37) How many houses have you lived in?

2 :)

38) Favorite candy bar?

Twix. Right Twix.

39) Favorite shoes?

None.

40) Have you ever tripped someone?

Yes. :) It was fascinating how he fell so fast...

41) Least favorite school subject?

Musical Theatre. It's an elective.

42) Favorite school subject?

History/Language Arts. Possibly Gym.

43) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

NO. Nor will I ever get one.

44) Have you ever thrown up in public?

No.

45) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Anime.

46) Favorite genre of music?

Dubstep or Classical. But I listen to a lot of rock.

47) How many pets do you own?

0.

48) What time were you born?

5:19 P.M.

49) Do you like beer?

WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT ME TO DRINK ALCOHOL WHEN I'M 12?!?!?!? But I probably would like it.

50) Ever made a prank phone call?

Nope. I want to...

51) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Don't have one!

52) Are you sadistic?

Yes. To both myself and others. Extremely. :) It takes a lot of craziness to rip off sections of your skin because you're bored in class... Oh wait, I did... and I now have a large scar on the back of my left hand.

53) Is anyone in your family famous?

My mom could have been. She tried out for The Voice, but the producers of the show gave her a 'very strong maybe' before the actual filming. They never called back.

54) How many watches do you own?

0.

55) Summer or winter?

Winter. I like the winter weather here.

56) Favorite color to wear?

Blue or black.

57) Pepsi or Sprite?

Sprite.

58) What color is your cell phone?

I DON'T HAVE A PHONE. T_T

59) Where is your second home?

In my mind, where references are made constantly.

60) Have you ever slapped someone?

I've threatened to, but I never have the guts to.

61) Have you ever had a cavity?

Kind of...

62) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

In my real bedroom, or in my dreamscape bedroom?

63) How many video games do you own?

3. All on my DSI.

64) What was your first pet?

I had a brown Pomeranian puppy named Pixie. We don't have a fenced-in backyard, so she had to be in her travel crate almost all day. Because of this, we gave Pixie back to her original owners after a little more than a month. She is doing well.

65) Ever had braces?

No.

66) Do looks matter?

No. No one's perfect.

67) Do you use chapstick?

Rarely.

68) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Not in high school yet. But I am in Middle School!

69) Ice Cream or Pizza?

ICE CREAM!!

70) Are you too forgiving?

NO!

71) How many children do you want?

I'm too young to think about that. ;)

72) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

No. If I could find something anime related, I'd buy it immediately!

73) Favorite breakfast meal?

I'm torn between sausage and bacon!

74) Do you own a gun?

No. My parents own about 50, though.

75) Ever thought you were in love?

Yes.

76) When was the last time you cried?

A couple of minutes ago.

78) What is your most memorable moment with one of your parents this year??

Me and my dad were watching Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, and he had recently found a new song by The Darkness, titled 'Barbarian'. He started playing it on the speaker and the timing of the drums, guitars, and lyrics was in perfect sync with the movie. It was awesome.

79) Olive Garden? Panera?

Olive Garden has really good pasta, but Panera has Strawberry-and-Cream scones that are to die for.

80) Have you ever called your teacher mom?

No comment.

81) Have you ever been in a castle?

Yes.

82) Nicknames?

Al, person who reads too much, nerd, geek, smart person.

83) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

No. My mom does.

84) Ever been to Kentucky?

Yes, for about 5 seconds.

85) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Nope.

86) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Nope.

87) Have you ever called someone Boo?

NO!

88) Do you own a diamond ring?

I do! Was not proposed to.

89) Are you happy with your life right now?

Kinda...

90) Do you dye your hair?

No, though I wish I could bleach out my dirty-blond hair.

91) Does anyone like you?

Possibly.

92) What year were you born?

2002!

93) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Not existing.

94) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

No.

95) McDonalds or Wendys?

Wendy's. It's more expensive, but it's worth it.

96) Do you like yourself?

Possibly.

97) Are you closer to your mom or dad?

Mom.

98) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender?

Nothing, really.

99) Favorite number?

999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999. I like nines.

100) Puma shirt or Panther shirt?

PUMA SHIRT!

101) Are you afraid of the dark?

NO!

102) Are you in the Honor Society?

Yes, I actually am!

103) Who are your favorite anime characters?

Fate/Zero: Not Decided.

Death Note: Torn between Light Yagami or L.

Soul Eater: Medusa.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Kimblee. 2 craZ 4 mee.

Black Butler: WHY YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE?! *sobs*

Bleach: I won't have one.

Chuunibyo, Love and Other Delusions!: AGAIN, WHY. ARE. YOU. MAKING. ME. CHOOSE.

A Certain Magical Index: Definitely has to be Index.

Naruto: I have no clue.

Tokyo Ghoul: Ken Kaneki. Is there really a choice? :3

Spice and Wolf: Holo!

Durarara!: Izaya. Fluffy-hooded jackets will never be the same anymore.

Random Copy-And-Paste Stuff:

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. (I had a mark for a week...)

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... (Look how well that turned out.)

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer, and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

I DON'T obsess! I think intensely...and like all the time.

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I'm not random, I'm just-HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? (Something's wrong with my wardrobe!!)

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. (There's a difference, you know...)

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends!

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...

If my calculations are correct...slinkyescalator= EVERLASTING FUN!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

We're so cool, ice cubes are jealous.

I'm not as random as you think I- SALAD.

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

On a scale of 1 to crazy, I'm a DRAGON!!!

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated. (YEAH!)

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh?

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. (I must destroy it.)

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? (Failed! Wait, succeeded! No wait, failed! SUCCEEDED! FAILED! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!)

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

It's you and me against the world. (Puts on helmet) We attack at dawn.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

People call me weird, then I turn to them and say, "People who are weird are unique. Unique people are strange. Strange is better that cool. Cool is acting. Acting is fun, but if you go too far, your world falls apart. You lose all your so-called friends once you mess up one time, but if you do something cool again, they come back to you. Your 'friends' never help you up when you're down; they always forget your name. Being weird is a gift. You have real, weird friends, that would never leave your side, even if you messed up 16 times. They help you up when you're down; they never forget your name." I stay silent for a minute, then say two words. "Thank you." And walk away. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you got what this was saying.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 99% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, insane, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Instagram or talking to a girlfriend or boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl who sits at lunch with a group of girls and stays silient. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with anime and Gravity Falls, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy or girl to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.

If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave...

If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway...

If you believe that the saying "Sometimes the brightest smile hides the deepest pain" is true...

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep...

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back...

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled...

If slow computers drive you CRAZY...

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe...

If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work...

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark...

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM when you’ve gotten no sleep...

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference...

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is...

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL...

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings...

If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in...

If you love people who text back instantly...

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot/cold water feels soooo good...

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later...

If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans...

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies...

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING...

If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van...

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up...

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet...

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically...

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded...

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever...

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs...

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!...

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next...

If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore...

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback long after the argument...

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life...

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway...

If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava...

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes...

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last...

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing...

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid...

If you told the person who called you a name "Words can cut deeper than a sharpened sword, and be just as deadly"...

If you would fit into all the universes of cartoons, animes, and books that you read and watch better than at school or home...

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."...

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting...

If you are an anime-holic...

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there...

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it...

Then you are the best kind of human there is, and we should be related.


17 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WALMART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"code 3" in Housewares.

5. Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look'' using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME! PICK ME!''

14. When an announcement comes over the speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

17: Go down the buisiest aisle, throw Skittles at people, and yell, ''TASTE THE FRIGGIN' RAINBOW!''

IF YOU LAUGHED AT THIS, REPOST IT ON YOUR PROFILE. YOU KNOW YOU DID, SO REPOST IT.


66 Most Annoying Things to Do In an Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push every button besides the floor they are actually going to. Protect the control panel so they cannot push the button they want to.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly in mock fear.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Throw a rave.

31. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

32. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

33. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

34. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to a random passenger.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

45. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

46. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

47. Shout "Food fight!"

48. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

49. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

50. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

51. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

52. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

53. Shave.

54. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

55. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

56. Practice your kung fu.

57. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

58. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

59. Fly a model airplane.

60. Do yoga.

61. Play the accordion.

62. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

63. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

64. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

65. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

66. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can on Your Desk and Label it “In".

5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.


If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done the evil laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you're insane because you say so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdrawl, copy and paste this into your profile. (ALWAYS.)

If books are your life, and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile (Not like there's anything else to do).

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have a profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to write, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one or more of your friends have ever thought that you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're still reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

I believe in the big bang; God said, "Bang!" and there it was! LOL. Copy/Paste this into your profile if you think evolution is pure nonsense.

If you are crazy and insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (All the time... all the time... *sighs dramatically*)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you can!

SPOILERS, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HTTYD 2 THEN DON'T READ THIS OR DO AND DON'T BLAME ME FOR THE SPOILERS BECAUSE I WARNED YOU!: If you started crying like a baby after the Alpha controlled Toothless and he killed Hiccup's dad, then when he realized what he had done and tried to help, if you started crying the most when Hiccup yelled at Toothless to leave, copy and paste this to your profile. (When Toothless cornered Hiccup, I was like don't cry, don't cry, and then when Hiccup's dad died, I started crying, then when Hiccup yelled at Toothless to leave, I lost it. And then Toothless got captured... I had tears streaming down my face, sobbing like a little kid.)


Stupid Warning Labels...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (hmm... I don't know... let's test it out to be sure!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm using this because . . .?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (where else?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What "other use"?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG, did not know that!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Okay . . .)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Wait, someone actually thought that it would make them fly? That's just sad.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a can of cashews: Warning: May contain cashews. (MIND BLOWN.)

Insanity Test

(X) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

(X) You have ran into a glass/screen door.

(X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(Barely moving.)

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree/bush.

(X) You have been called a blond. (I have dirty blond hair.)

(X) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

(X) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(X) You never knew that the Alphabet song, Baa, Baa Black Sheep, and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

(X) You just sang them to make sure. (Sang in my head and almost out loud)

(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

(X) You type with three fingers or less.

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling.

(X) You have fallen asleep in class. (I blacked out, I don't really remember much but someone saying something to me).

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I think I have, or wait have I?).

(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

(X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

(X) You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(X) You have eaten a bug accidentally...

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I don't know...)

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

(X) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

(X) You break a lot of things.

(X) You tilt your head when you're confused. (All the time...)

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(X) When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

(X) The word "um" is used frequently.

(X) You don't know what "um" means.

(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

(X) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this.

SCORE: 35! I'M CRAZY!!!


You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (All the time, every day...)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Just too easy...I've read a 700 paged book in two days.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

The Wings Of Fire Pledge:

I promise to remember Glory whenever someone can hide their emotions.

I promise to remember Clay whenever someone can eat great proportions.

I promise to remember Tsunami whenever someone is bossy and takes the lead.

I promise to remember Starflight whenever someone can memorize everything they read.

I promise to remember Sunny whenever someone is cheerful and kind.

I promise to remember Blaze whenever someone says they are so pretty and divine.

I promise to remember Blister whenever someone is cunning and sly.

I promise to remember Burn whenever someone likes fighting, and dies.

I promise to remember Webs whenever someone steals an egg.

I promise to remember Dune whenever someone loses a leg.

I promise to remember Kestrel whenever someone is loyal to their queen.

I promise to remember Morrowseer when someone is scary and mean.

I promise to remember Riptide when someone has secrets and lies.

I promise to remember Stonemover, who couldn't even fly.

I promise to remember Anemone when someone fears their power.

I promise to remember Smolder, and his scavenger Flower.

I promise to remember Whirlpool when someone is hungry for riches and to be king.

I promise to remember Peril for thinking she was a dangerous thing.

I promise to remember Thorn, who became the SandWing queen.

I promise to remember Deathbringer, who loved to tease and in the Ice Kingdom was seen.

Thank you Tui T. Sutherland, for all the adventures.

Thank you Wings Of Fire, for all the fun.

Yes, I will remember everyone,

until my day is done.

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll think of Brightheart, when I see a scar on someone's face.

I'll think of WindClan, every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream, when I see a young mother.

I'll remember Goosefeather, when nobody believes me.

I'll remember Scourge, when someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll think of Mothwing, when I find it hard to believe.

I'll remember Princess, when I see someone who seems native.

I'll think of Heathertail, when someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I'll think of StarClan, when I'm near the end.

I'll think of Tawnypelt, whenever I feel judged.

I'll remember Darkstripe, when somebody holds a grudge.

I'll think of Cinderheart, when I climb a tree.

I'll think of Midnight, whenever I'm at sea.

I'll think of Leafpool, when I must follow my heart.

I'll remember Hollyleaf, if I ever fall apart.

I'll think of Brambleclaw, when I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf, when I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll think of Lionblaze, when I'm feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar, if I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll think of Dovewing, when I hear of something far away.

I'll think of Cloudtail, when a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar, whenever I must choose.

I'll think of Crowfeather, when the one I love, I lose.

I'll remember Feathertail, whenever I must be brave.

I'll think of The Tribe, when I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur, when somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley, when my siblings and I are far apart.

I'll think of Ivypool, when I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar, when my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar, if someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw, if I ever have to flee.

I'll think of Jayfeather, when I have a strange dream.

I'll remember Cinderpelt, when my leg is sore.

I'll think of Longtail, when I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles, when I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats for the rest of my life.

Warriors Forever!


This is more Warriors Stuff.

:P (Contains a few spoilers here and there. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage, Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Frost Pheonix, DidSomeoneSayDipperPines, Fessran, WolvesRock14, SaphiraMockingjay

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list:Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, SpottedStar -Riverclan Leader-, A Harry Potter Lovin Girl, Brightpath123, DidSomeoneSayDipperPines(Can I alternate between worlds? Because I would miss Gravity Falls . . .), Fessran, WolvesRock14, SaphiraMockingjay

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with Warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. (Is this not obvious yet?)

If you ever want to be a cat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the apprentices ROCK for killing Bone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Whitestorm should so have lived, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Onewhisker/Onestar was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors! Go Warriors! :D

If you wish the warriors books are true, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Again, is this not obvious yet? xD)

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had a warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.

Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw, Newlife, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, DidSomeoneSayDipperPines, Fessran (this is so sweet), WolvesRock14 (I agree with the last person), SaphiraMockingjay

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

If you wish you were one of those people that can eat like Garfield and not gain any weight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (Me every day.)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you burst out laughing for no reason, copy and paste this to your profiile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, post this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you believe that eating people is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish the Enderdragon was neutral, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters, copy and paste this into your profile.(ALL. THE. TIME.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and join the fun in the adventure, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this to your profile.

Eevee Power! Help Eevee take over the world by pasting this on your profile. Credit goes to EeveeInHeat.

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A Few (Annoying) Sterotypes: Bold what applies to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe "Jesus wuz a brotha"

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black. (Kinda)

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I'm like 200 pounds, man!! :'( ))

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I DON’T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm a GUY WHO WEARS TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.

I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I DON’T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I have GREASY HAIR, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a witch.

I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m NOT POPULAR, so I MUST be a loser.

I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST encourage abortion.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I have MY OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be an old hag and fly on a broomstick. (Maybe I'm a witch, maybe I'm not.)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labelled.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be white.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic *BEEP*.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I CAN’T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.

I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a loser. (Sometimes.)

I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.


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Story Of A Girl by bitternessbitesback reviews
Soul Evans has always been able to figure people out, it's a gift; so when he is seated next the quietest girl in class, he isn't expecting anything different. Yet she is and his curiosity is piqued. Rated M to be safe, AU, main character death, tw: abuse.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,910 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] Black Star, Death The Kid
Tales of a Dreambender by LadyPhenyx reviews
A collection of one shot short fictions for the Transcendence AU, ranging from serious to silly to excerpts from Trashy Romance Novels (aka fanfic of fanfic). Each chapter/one shot will have a summary at the beginning of the chapter along with appropriate warnings.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 132 - Words: 249,560 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Deadline by NoImNotObsessed reviews
Bill Cipher never cared for the duties of being a demon. Torture, stealing souls, et cetera. Unfortunately, his slacking catches up to him one day, and he must put out a certain someone's light before this time next year, or he faces eternal torture himself. But the difficulty's been set to the max when his Boss adds a new obstacle: He's now human. T for heavy-ish themes later on.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,643 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [Bill, Mabel P.] Dipper P., Grunkle Stan
Gravity Falls New Episodes Predictions by GojiraCipher reviews
This is a group of short stories based off any new episodes coming up of Gravity Falls. They will all be based off my own ideas, hopes, other's theories, and codes. Fanfictions and fanarts will be inspired as well.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,923 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
The Scouring by LadyPhenyx reviews
It's been nearly forty years since The Transcendence changed the world. In Gravity Falls, things have mostly settled down, and life is good. Quite a few people outside Gravity Falls still aren't happy, though. And there's a certain Gravity Falls exile more than willing to help them achieve their goal - Namely, the undoing of The Transcendence - and their plans are finally ready.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Gideon G. - Complete
Don't Let the Triangle Text by pitchpearlgirl reviews
A bunch of random excerpts from our favorite character's text history. An array of pairings, character ages, really, everything changes from one to another. For some reason though, a lot of Billdip. Rated teen, just in case. Taking requests.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
Dramatic Author Meme by FallingNarwhals reviews
A look into life with two Stans in the house.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Of Wubs and Rainbows by Zamma2133 reviews
After a plane crash a young man is stranded in a strange place...Equestria. Follow him as he deals with living in this strange new world. But the longer he stays there an evil force starts forming. Everything is owned by their rightful owners. OcxVinyl, OcxRainbow Dash, and a little OcxQueen Chrysalis. First fanfic on here so please be nice to me.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Rainbow Dash, Vinyl Scratch, Queen Chrysalis, OC
Trapped in the Closet by Exotos135 reviews
Dipper, Mabel, Wendy and Soos are tasked with cleaning a closet, but when the door mysteriously closes, they are forced to wander deeper inside the "closet" in order to find an exit. Rated T just in case.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,238 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Complete
Gravity Will Fall by GuardianWitchDemiGhost reviews
Ever think of when that tree almost crushed the twins? Or when Dipper almost got squashed by the booby trap in the bunker? Well this is where my sinister and gory mind put those on paper. Read all the 'what dark ending could have happened' to every GF episode! Requests/Ideas are taken so feel free to leave them in the comments! :3
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan
My Sincerest Apologies by Lanx Borealis reviews
There really was no escape, was there? Not from her past and not from her future. The bodies, the gore, the 'I'M SORRY' written out at every crime...it all converged into this. Sometimes, the truth is better left unsaid.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,301 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Wendy - Complete
Singularity by Lanx Borealis reviews
It was over. Over when blue flames burst out of his skin, over when the first screams ripped out of his throat. All that's left is to pick up the pieces and try and put them back together. If he can, that is. Transcendence AU.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,846 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan - Complete
The Newcomer by BattrelaRage reviews
After being plagued by a certain demon,Dipper is really living by the "Trust No One" advice in his journal, due to lack of sleep. When a young boy suddenly shows up in Gravity Falls,with no parents or relatives in the town. Suspicions stalks Dipper Pines as he tries find out the mysteries of the newcomer.WELCOME TO GRAVITY FALLS There are NO OC's/ships.Warning dark themes!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,246 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill
Peace Between Tribes by AlwaysImaginative01 reviews
For years, dragons have been known to be the most dangerous beasts that has ever existed. But, after they have become friends with the Vikings, a new species has risen. Are these creatures as dangerous as they seem or are they just trying to protect themselves?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,748 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 12/16/2014
The Chronicles of Teraquestria: Skyfire by Argumedies reviews
It has been over one hundred years since Skyfire and the dark frontier of Teraquestria is lawless and oppressive. But Equinity is slowly beginning to carve out a new beginning in the middle of this nuke-altered world, pockets of civilization, peace and hope start to flourish. In the middle of old Mainhatten, Highlight finds the one thing that he needs for the future of his family
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015
Ask Insane Dipper by Forestspirit of Thunderclan reviews
I'm doing for the most part becasue i am board. So yeah, send in Ask and/or dares please. And also, if your a flamer you will be ignored and used to bake my drugged cupcakes. *Twitches* *Smirks*
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Dipper P.
Puppets by AkeldamaStone reviews
Deals are tricky; especially when you don't remember yours. Viola has been one of Bill's puppets for five months, and is desperate to be free. Dipper's new to the club, but may have a way to cut the strings. Mabel gets tangled up in wires, loosing her sense of reality. But what if they find something that they shouldn't have: Something that may erase their very existance forever?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill, OC
How To Train Your Falls (Rewritten) by Dragon Faller reviews
Originally called Night Fury. I'm rewriting all but the first chapter. Dipper finds a Night Fury deep within the woods and decides to befriend it. The two soon become best friends and Dipper learns a secret about the relation of dragons and Gravity Falls that he never thought was possible.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy, OC
Falling Into Berk by Dragon Faller reviews
After Dipper and Mabel fight over Blenden's time machine, they end up on an viking island called Berk and meet a viking and a dragon duo named Hiccup and Toothless. Will they find a way to get home or will they be stuck in the past forever?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Dipper P., Mabel P.
Once Upon a Shooting Star by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
"Now, Shooting Star, you know I would never hurt you," Bill Cipher said as he smirked like the Cheshire cat, a large, sharp smile that made her feel like she was nothing more than a play thing. She had wanted to believe him; to believe that he wasn't just a monster. But if he was supposed to be the 'prince in disguise', then that meant she was living one messed up fairytale.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,926 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill
Meet Your Maker by Mrs. Cipher reviews
Dipper and Mabel find a strange man unconscious in the middle of the forest. Who is this strange man and where did he come from? And how does he know Dipper and Mabel? Read to find out! One-shot
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Mabel P., Dipper P.
Revelations from The Revelation by Scaehime reviews
A poem I wrote after reading the second and third chapters of the Book of Revelations in the Bible, the Word of God. These two chapters are the messages to the seven churches.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Complete
Mockingjay's Demon by Pichicha123 reviews
Ciel is now a demon and is kidnapped and forced to compete in the Hinger Games as the male tribute from District 12 instead of Peeta. The capitol is in for it when they meet the young Earl, master of games. A game maker knows a game best right? Its on.
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Ciel P., Katniss E.
Friendship is a Contract? by ShinigamiOkami reviews
Angels? Demons? No, those equine creatures are far too colorful, not to mention none of them have chainsaws or lawnmowers. Maybe one of the locals can explain what has happened; nevermind, although it seems a party is in order. How shall the young earl return back to his mansion? Where in the name of tea and scones is Sebastian? A Kuroshitsuji Black Butler and MLP crossover. Enjoy
Crossover - My Little Pony & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Ciel P.
31 Ways to annoy Sebastian by AliceInDeadLand reviews
Exactly what the title says. 31 ways to annoy everyone's favourite demon/butler. Please read and tell me what you think
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sebastian M. - Complete