GASP. As the ever so clever MOE was walking down the main street of her small little town called Depressville, she spotted a screwdriver on the sidewalk. She stopped and stooped down to have a better look at it. It was inscribed with something. She picked it up and read it. It said: "Moréna, 16, female, Canadian, eh?, Drama Club President, Assistant Director, Acting fanatic, Debate team, off to university in the fall..." And the rest seemed to be rusted off. |