Chiapanean
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Joined 06-20-07, id: 1305774, Profile Updated: 10-10-12
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Name: Chiapanean (China, Japan, and Korea.)

Age: FINALLY LEGAL. (Well I still can't drink. Meh.)

Location: MY OWN APARTMENT. YEAH.

Sex: Female. Well I hope so. Or else I've been buying the wrong underwear all my life.

Quotes:

"You asshole, you're brilliant!" - Haley

"Listen to the dead parrot?" - Sensei

"I see the gears turning in your head and they are steering the funny boat TO the gutter." - Haley

"It took me 12 years to find out that the handicapped sign was a guy in a wheelchair." - Austin

"Denied and Rejected." - Andi and Me

"It's not like they step on a penny then everything explodes. It's more realistic than that." - Me

"You can't just look at a person and say 'That's a Jew.'." - Eryn

"Oh please, as though he COULD sire a boy." - Eryn

"Why is there a spider in your hair?" - Mom
" 'Cause I want it there." - Me
"But it's orange." - Mom
"And?" - Me

“DON’T CALL HER UGLY, YOU UGLY NINJA!” - Naruto to Sai in Feeling You by cutecrazyice

"Your chakra tingles…I like it,” - Deidara to Sakura in Vertigo By Cynchick

“So …what heinous crime would you like to be charged with?” - Tsunade to Sakura in Vertigo By Cynchick

"From puppets to sharks to zombies, and now cannibalistic plant men…Akatsuki sure liked to collect freaks, didn’t they?" - Narration (Sakura) in Vertigo By Cynchick

“It’s brilliant, so brilliant I think I just overwhelmed myself with sheer genius and ingenuity.” - Genma to Ino in Dirty Deeds by Serenanna

"It's like a whore in a sweat house!" - My Uncle Jeff

“I don’t. Want. Eyebrows.” - Gaara
"I don't care." - Sakura from Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone

"Duuuude." - Me
"What?" - Eryn
"I just saw what homosexual was in Japanese." - Me
"What is it?" - Eryn
"IT'S HOMO!" - Me

"Did you know that emo means potato in Japanese?" - Eryn
"No I didn't know that." - Me

"Girl who say I say what say what?" - Miley Cyrus

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
When God gave out brains,
Where were you?" - Random commenter on FF

"LAME!" - Me and Mary

"WELCOME! We're here to destroy you!" - B.O.B. from Monsters Vs. Aliens

"Nah it's a boy. See his boobies?" - B.O.B. from Monsters Vs. Aliens

"I don't know why she's angry...When is she not angry?" - Me

"FTW?" - Andi

“Would you quit looking at me like I just molested you? - Genma in Double Edged by nimblnymph

"CAMIELLE?!" - Me
"WHAT?!" - Camielle
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE BEATLES ARE?!" - Me
"NO!" - Camielle
"CHILD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" - Everett

AS OF 2011:

I AM ALIVE. How many years has it been since I've published something? Oh god they're so bad. I'm probably going to take them down all together. I've also decided to use my NaNoWriMo submission as a story on fanfic. It was always supposed to be an original story but I've re-written the thing so many damn times that I found a way to work in my beloved Naruto world. As for how everyone will like it that is a different story.

BUT YES I IS BACK. And I was gone mostly because of illness and being set back in school because of said illnesses but now I AM OKAY. WOO.

AS OF 2012:

OH MY GOD I AM SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON. I don't even know what to say besides SORRY. For those two of you that have read "Electric" I apologize. A combination of school and procrastination has kept me from my story. BUT ALAS. I IZ ALIVE. I'm going to try much harder to stay on top of this story. I am also gearing up for NaNoWriMo so I'm hoping to keep myself motivated between both projects. I also know that the chapters are crazy short right now but they will get longer. I hope. But yes. I am super duper sorry and I am going to get back into writing again. TAHTAH GUISE.

Electric reviews
She had a smile and a glint in her eyes and I felt my heart sink. I saw her flip through some files then hand them off to the nurse as he left. Her smile widened and my stomach flipped. The test had worked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sakura H.