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Well, I'm the Queen of Spazz, hopeless at dissing, bad with guys, obsessive over Naruto, have an extreme dislike of math, math problems, and all things related to using my brain with math.

...Good at run-on sentences.

And WAY too shy to write a fic.

Check My Favorites! There are possibly some of the best Naruto fics EVER on there! xD

Favorite Naruto Character:

Sakura

Hinata

Kiba

Least Favorite:

Sasuke

Music: I looove My Chemical Romace, Evanescence, and random opening and ending themes I hear on Naruto that I don't understand because I don't speak Japanese... but that's what subtitles are for, right?

Food: I'll eat just about anything,which sucks because even if I absoulutely hate something, or don't like it much; sometimes I'll eat it anyway.

I'm sort of sensitive about how I look, and I have low self-confidence and low self-esteem most of the time. I'm still learning how to control my short temper.

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Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,330 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,296 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 5,284 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 365,871 - Reviews: 5350 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Rise of the Fallen Ones by Dr.Bob reviews
They were left in the depths of underworld waiting for their death. Now Decus and Alice are back but in her search of revenge and a greater power the horrible truth that hides in the dark past of Aselia will be revealed. Pairs and more information in ch.1
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 218,160 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 8/9/2010 - [Decus, Alice] Lloyd I., Emil C.
Tell Yourself by Princess Kitty1 reviews
They've survived the war. He's gained a heart. Now Ulquiorra and Orihime get to face their most interesting challenge yet: living together. A series of drabbles and interrelated one-shots in which shenanigans ensue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 186,726 - Reviews: 3821 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Inertia Creeps by Cennis reviews
If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 252,256 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Dreams of Flying by Darksknight reviews
He was supposed to be gone. Scattered, ashes in the wind. She knew she just lonely, despite all the people around her. She was looking for him in her memory to push off the sadness that was settling around her, to convince herself she was home somehow. That had to be it, she was imagining him. So why, when she reached, did it feel like the air reached back?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 41,157 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - [Orihime I., Ulquiorra]
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Never Your Hero by General Kitty Girl reviews
WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,947 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - England/Britain, America
Crescendo by BlackInkStains reviews
As the melody dances through the painted labyrinth alone, many hands reach out to lure it into certain danger. Only one among them can lead it into safety. Or, at least, to safety on time. Sebastian/Ciel, shounen-ai, shota; modern artist AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 135,010 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Sell Out by MetaMirage reviews
"You are something for me to mold and taint, a project if you will. A toy Sakura, that is all you are to me." SasuSaku. War. Darker themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,797 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
1895 by Cheese-kun reviews
A famous writer was charged for gross indecency. An English author and an American diplomat decide to evaluate Love during a Victorian dinner party. What is the Love that dare not speak its name?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Locked Away by Iggycat reviews
When 14 year old Arthur Kirkland is evacuated from London during the Blitz, he dreads having to live with an American family. The Briton expects despair, loneliness, and lack of love- But what he doesn't expect, is to be wrong. Arthur's POV. USUK WW2 AU - Discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,078 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
liars for liars by mirai3k reviews
There's a small scar above his brow, covered by his fringe, but Mikado can see it on windy days because he knows where to look. Kida/Mikado. post-series AU
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Mikado R., Masaomi K. - Complete
Pawn Takes King by Closet Adventuralist reviews
Darcy is given a new assignment with SHIELD, and she seeks the help of an unlikely source to help her solve the case. Darcy/Loki
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,002 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki - Complete
Shifting Destiny by Symphoniafan reviews
He saw her, kneeling upon the cold, stone floor of her cell, features hidden by the shadows. She stared at him, only her eyes visible in the darkness and he paused and approached the metal bars…' Kratos X Anna.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,513 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Kratos A., Anna A.
Suit Of Dissonance by Symbiotific reviews
Alfred finds out that it's not easy ruling a kingdom. Not when your apparently-insane late father leaves it to you in a sorry state. Not when your new Queen has weird eyebrows and refuses to listen. Cardsverse!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,175 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
To Kill or Be Killed by lizzyclaire reviews
It all started with the bomb, but after that the life threatening situations just wouldn't end. I guess I shouldn't have been surprised then when Kurosaki put us both into hiding. TXK sort of AUish...I guess.
Dengeki Daisy/電撃デイジー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - T. Kurosaki, Teru K.
Conquering Egypt by KiwiDoughnuts reviews
He sat next to her in a bar and she thrown off by his unexpected behavior. He left her with an unspoken challenge to find the truth about what really happened that night so long ago. For her sanity and for his sake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,689 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Pangaea by RobinRocks reviews
*Manifest your destiny* On the eve of the outbreak of the Second World War, England and America disappear. From history. UKUS/USUK with GerIta, RussPruss, Franada et al. Cowritten with Narroch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,141 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Truth Shall Set You Free by caffeinekitty reviews
Honesty isn't always the best policy. Especially when perverted doctors have a hand in it.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Snuggie Sex by americalovesthecockpit reviews
England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chiaroscuro by Diane Long reviews
Alfred is exhausted and weary from carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders and Arthur is there to give him some TLC and build him back up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bell'Italiano by Shibby-One reviews
England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Handbook by Smart-chan reviews
USxUK. WW2. American soldiers are stationing in England... Alfred F. Jones happens to be one of them. Rated T for now for Arthur's language but it may and will go up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,813 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - America, England/Britain
Some Bunny Loves You! by destroyedparadise234 reviews
England, the perverted man he is, has quite a few fantasies that would make France shudder. America, however, has a fantasy that makes anything England could come up with look like child's play. Warning: OOCness, language, yaoi, no actual lemon. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
If only till then by Nic.Lan reviews
AU "Something was missing..." What if Shizuo didn't gain his amazing strength until much later on in his life? His impact on Ikebukuro sets off an altered chain of events along with the deepening interest of a certain informant. Izaya x Shizuo Izuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 135,087 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - [Shizuo H., Izaya O.]
When I Only Wanted to Save the World by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Shizuo's Bow Tie by CRQ reviews
Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Coalescence by DestinyShiva reviews
'The annual get-together was America's idea, and it was a good one; gave him quite a laugh, honestly. A good disguise for the utterly bitter mood he was in.' Multi-shot stories, same timeline, USUK - IN THAT ORDER. RPs with StarSpangledSilence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,124 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I know Who I Want to Take me Home by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Short Attention Span by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Potboiler by PrincessIxi reviews
One hundred prompts to one hundred different scenarios of Master and Butler's day to day lives. Warnings inside.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,282 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
American Dolls by Zaskaea reviews
England didn't like America's little creations at all, especially not the one with those... those abominations pasted onto its head! Mascara brushes, America? Really? Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Limey and the Tramp by OrangePlum reviews
"That, my dear boy, is what you so cleverly refer to as a 'tramp stamp.'" Oh dear God, no.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bloody Mary by tamachon reviews
AU Valentine Oneshot. Order it and see them fall in love. KaiMei for amaranth lantern.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kaito S., Meiko S. - Complete
When in Athens by RobinRocks reviews
Herakles tries to get Kiku to reciprocate some kind of PDA. He fails spectacularly even as everyone else wrecks Athens' classiest hotel with their ridiculous public sexual exploits. Giripan with disruptive background GerIta, USUK, Franada, Spamano et al
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
100 Themes Challenge: KaiMei, For The Most Part by dasshou reviews
11. SeventyOne: The True You. 1/10th done! Doing the 100 Themes Challenge for Kaito/Meiko, which needs more English language love. Main pairing will be KaiMei, obviously, but may include others depending on how this goes. Themes may/may not go in order.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Kaito S., Meiko S.
The Diabolical Accounts by Ren and Missa reviews
Some love stories aren't always love stories. Sometimes, it's just about...stalking. Sequel to The Eccentric Files
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
North Academy for Hybrids by GaaraFox reviews
Ch8! North Academy for Hybrids is a boarding school for Hybrids, which are people who can morph into animals. Sakura is new to this school, and is actually ready to start a new life, but is there danger? Rated M:future violence,sexual referencesNO LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,773 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
100 RanxGin Drabbles by Dragen Eyez reviews
100 themes in RanxGin drabbles. They're all vaguely connected, chronologically. Updated DAILY.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 49,676 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Reign Over Me by Zeta Kizzy reviews
In a world that seemed so perfect, what could possibly go wrong? It was not until she saw those metallic emerald eyes that her world turned upside-down and life became significantly more complicated. Which side is right? Which side is wrong? Who to trust?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,272 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Escaping Normal by Winged Galaxy Dragon reviews
Running a finger along the flat of Murciélago, a slice of his own reflection stared back. It was too late for Ulquiorra to decide he didn't want to change, for it had already happened- he had emotion. Yet, perhaps emotions could be for the better. UlqxOri
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,815 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Mobsters With Unicorns Die by KolKolKol reviews
America/England yaoi! Random crack at the end, all that jazz. Rated for a reason!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Dead Zone by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
And Then They Got Bored by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Arcana by Enchantable reviews
Sequel to Silent Force. Its been fifty years of peace for Soul Society until, in one night, the peace is destroyed. Now everyone must find the strength thought lost to once again, save the world. If they can figure out who they're saving it from of course
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,930 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Demon No More by Kyubbi-Kitsune reviews
Kyubbi has been successfully extracted & Naruto survived? Now, the Akatsuki are at large with thier new powers & the Nations are at a serious threat. Naruto & Sakura embark on a periless journey to reunite the former jinchuriki, & take back what's theirs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Looking In a Mirror by Striped Leopard 626 reviews
Looking in his eyes was like looking into a mirror of herself. She promised to make him strong, to help him defeat Itachi. Has Sasuke finally found a home again, after so long by himself? Slightly AU KakashiOC, implied ItachiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
The Big Bang Theory by redit reviews
In which I make fun of the Big Bang Theory. Deidara's arm is what brought all of this into existence. WORSHIP! Haha. This is rated because it contains minor coarse language and some scientific content. On Hiatus for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Avalon's Brood by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
There are five cardinal rules for being a shinobi. And the kunoichi personify them perfectly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/24/2009
Like Moths to the Light by VesperChan reviews
When Sakura overhears her friends doubting her stregnth as a ninja she's pushed over the edge. She used to be a bright and shining sun but now she's a shadow in the shade. She used to be a butterfly but now she is a moth Sakuracentric fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,017 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Flaming Heart by Creidhe reviews
An unexpected incident, sends Sakura into the past. She has a chance at saving everything, but as the wise say 'Playing with the hands of times brings you the most deadly consequences,' However, Sakura was not one to be intimidated ...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,781 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Haunted Love by Paper Things reviews
Akatsuki are a group of paranormal investigators. Their jobs become more harder then ever when they meet a female spirit by the name of Haruno Sakura. This job becomes harder with Itachi falling in love with Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,581 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Sweeney Todd Naruto Style! by SinsXIII reviews
Have you ever thought about what would happen if some of the Naruto cast were to be put in the Sweeney Todd Movie? Well here's your chance! 4th chap is up! HUZZAH!
Crossover - Naruto & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008
Belonging and Pretending by Amarxlen reviews
They don't BELONG. Neither does he, not anymore. But he can always pretend. -Sasuke-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Mikomi by keeper of most knowledge reviews
When everything you try seems to backfire on you, there is only one thing you can do. Hope. AU, TeamSeven-centric, pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Naruto U.
Bouquet of Flowers by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. Graveyards are lonely places. But it is only there that Sakura finds solace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Crystal Ashes by Blushing Petals reviews
San is just beginning to realize her feelings for Ashitaka when he is taken prisoner by the Emperor. After almost a year of hopelessness San is told that Ashitaka is still alive and she takes off to save him. Love story!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 8/2/2005
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Porcelain by Merridaine reviews
Things go bump in the night. Things that scratch at your door, that scream when you dont let them in. Modernday Snow White fic. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,194 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I Am NARUTO! BELIEVE IT! by khoabe reviews
What happens when Naruto tries to write a poem? What will he say? What will he do? Makes fun of English dubbed Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Hostile Makeover by blueeyedInali reviews
Hinata has been kidnapped! But by who? And how is lipstick and eyeshadow involved? Naruto/Hinata with a side of Neji/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
She and her Cat by Merridaine reviews
Winter again. She left home for work yesterday. She hasn’t come back. Sakura has a happy life till he leaves. What happens when she leaves those that love her to find what she's missing. Oneshot. Special point of view. Inspired by S&HC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete