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Joined 06-22-11, id: 3011106, Profile Updated: 07-05-11

Heyo! :)

Name: Krystal

Gender: Female

Birthday: 12th April

Likes: Soccer, Tennis, Swimming, Vampire Diaries!!!, roller coasters, chocolate!, music and playing on the computer.

Dislikes: Teachers. (they're so mean at my school!)


20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7:Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8:Don't use any punctuation

9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"

12:Sing along at the opera

13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell "I WON, I WON"

18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19:Tell your children, or younger sibling(s) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

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1864:Elena by NerdHotWriter reviews
Elena gets stuck in 1864 after mssing with a bewitched watch. She meets human Stefan and Damon and finds herself stuck with the decision of letting them become vampires or giving them the human lives they deserve.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,747 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.
Because I Said So by littlefaerychild reviews
When Elena was little she had a friend who would visit her in the night. His name was Elijah. Rating is for future chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Elijah, Elena G.
Jane's Story by Olivia Niamh Cullen reviews
After the Cullens and the Volturi have their confrontation at the end of Breaking Dawn, Aro wishes to find out what has become of Renesmee, so after 3 years Aro sends someone to check on the Cullens, but why Jane?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,476 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Jane, Edward