![]() Heyo! :) Name: Krystal Gender: Female Birthday: 12th April Likes: Soccer, Tennis, Swimming, Vampire Diaries!!!, roller coasters, chocolate!, music and playing on the computer. Dislikes: Teachers. (they're so mean at my school!) 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7:Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8:Don't use any punctuation 9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO" 12:Sing along at the opera 13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell "I WON, I WON" 18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 19:Tell your children, or younger sibling(s) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile |
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