
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Glee, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
I guess this is where I am supposed to introduce myself. Well here goes nothing...
10 Interesting Things About ME!
1. I love the Harry Potter Series.
a. mostly anyone in Slytherin or in the Black family.
2. I love Avatar: the Last Airbender.
a. the Fire Nation is amazing. I love the royal family.
b. Sokka and Toph are also my favs.
3. I am a complete Disney freak (and proud of it)!
a. I will randomly break out into Disney songs and can quote almost all the movies.
4. I tend to like the villains in books. Preferably the confused ones or the insane ones (don't ask why).
a. examples- Draco Malfoy, Zuko, Azula, and Hades(from Hercules).
5. I would love to live in Spain, Italy, the United Kingdom, Australia, or Argentina.
6. I absolutely love chocolate, especially dark chocolate.
7. I would love to go bungee jumping or skydiving.
8. I love to listen to music when ever I possibly can.
9. I have been to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios Orlando and LOVED it!
10. I am addicted to Sporcle (if you've never heard of it, check it out: )
Some of my favorite Quotes:
1. PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER! Itty-bitty living space. ~the Genie
2. Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~Willy Wonka
3. Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. ~Jack Sparrow
4. My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor house. And my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend. ~Draco Malfoy
5. Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones. What's with that? ~Gobber
6. So did they give you a name with all those rippling pectorals? ~Meg
7. I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yeuseus." And every one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. None of them could go the distance. ~Phil
8. There is no good and evil. There is only power and those too weak to seek it. ~Voldemort
9. You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... sudden urge to jump?... I don't have it. ~Jack Sparrow
10. How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me? ~Angelica
11. So! Hey can I ask you something? Is there any chance that I'm going to get super strength in my hand? Because I'm not gonna lie, that would be stupendous. I mean because here's the thing. Superhuman good looks, I've always had them. Born with it. But superhuman strength, can you imagine the possibilities of this? ~Flynn Rider
12. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? ~Jack Sparrow
13. You think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes them dead. ~Voldemort
How Starkid Obsessed Are You?
[ x] You have seen AVPM.
[ x] …more than twice.
[ ] …and the unedited, pre-lawyer version.
[x ] You have seen AVPS.
[x ] …more than twice.
[x ] You have seen LWL.
[ ] …more than once.
[x ] You have seen Starship.
[ ] …more than once.
[ x] You saw Starship as soon as you could.
Total so far: 7
[x ] You have seen MAMD.
[ ] …more than once.
[21 ] Name as many Starkids as you can! (one point each.)
[ x] You have considered transcribing the show so as to perform it.
[ ] …and actually done it.
[ ] You have performed it without the script.
[ ] …by yourself.
[ ] You find yourself resentful of people eating Twizzlers.
[x ] You have attempted to purchase Red Vines.
[ ] …and actually purchased them.
Total so far: 31
[ ] …and eaten them.
[ ] …despite finding the taste disgusting.
[ ] You have attempted to purchase Squirt.
[ ] …and actually purchased them.
[ ] …and eaten them.
[ ] …despite finding the taste disgusting.
[ x] You watch Glee.
[ x] …and ship Klaine.
[x ] You kind of sort of hate the Gleeks who think they discovered Darren.
[ ] You were standing by when the first version went down.
Total so far: 36
[ ] …and had already copied it to your computer.
[ ] You remember the lawyer song.
[ ] …and sing it constantly.
[ ] You noticed (before reading this!) that the “Treasures of the Past” series was abandoned.
[x ] You have attempted to figure out how various costume changes took place. (ex: Ginny—Rita)
[ x] You joined a Facebook group about Starkid.
[x ] You joined more than one.
[ ] You follow the @teamstarkid on Twitter.
[ ] You follow each individual Starkid on Twitter.
[ ] …despite swearing you would never get a Twitter.
Total so far: 39
[ x] You check the Facebook page(s) regularly.
[ ] You make fan art.
[ ] …despite your lack of artistic skills.
[x ] You write fan fiction.
[x ] You have attempted to punish a child/friend/sibling using the “Stupid Sister” clap.
[ x] Your wall (without clicking “see more”) has a Starkid reference on it.
[ ] …more than once.
[ x] You quote the musicals exhaustively with friends who have seen them.
[x ] …and friends who haven’t.
[ x] You re-read Harry Potter, finding new hilarity everywhere.
Total so far: 46
[x ] You re-watch Harry Potter, finding new hilarity everywhere.
[ ] You have eaten an entire jumbo-king-extra-large size Hershey bar, because Ron did.
[x ] You have a Zefron poster.
[ x] It is boss.
[ x] You own the soundtrack to AVPM.
[ x] You own the soundtrack to AVPS.
[ ] You own the soundtrack to LWL.
[ ] You own the soundtrack to MAMD.
[ ] You own Darren’s music.
[ ] …all of it.
Total so far: 51
[x ] You can sing the Liam’s Got a Phone Call song word for word.
[ ] You do this every time the phone rings.
[ ] …despite your name not being Liam.
[ ] You have changed the genre on all of your Starkid music to “Totally Awesome.”
] You have attempted to change your “Finder” icon to a Hufflepuff.
[ ] You own Starkid merchandise.
[ ] You own more than two pieces of Starkid merchandise.
[ ] You have made your own Starkid fan items/clothing.
[ x] You have taught the “To Dance Again” moves to a group, and performed them.
[ ] …despite the group not knowing anything about the musical.
Total so far: 53
[ ] …and despite the dance being completely inappropriate for the situation.
[x ] You constantly ask your friends if they got your text.
[ x] You consider watching Starkid videos to be studying.
[x ] …and thus, were not lying when you told your parents how long you spent
studying.
[ x] You are considering applying/transferring to the University of Michigan.
[ x] …even though you aren’t college-aged.
[x ] You have cast yourself and your friends in the shows.
[ x] You don’t clean your room, because you don’t want to turn into Voldemort.
[x ] You have walked into a room and said, “Did someone say [Name]?”
[ ] You have explained to a teacher that you’re not pretending to stab yourself, you’re being Taz.
Total so far: 64
[x ] You have taken a bubble bath since Starship came out, because Up made it sound really great.
[x ] You have had a Starkid related dream.
[x ] When you can’t get motivated, you yell at yourself with a thick Spanish accent.
[x ] …and it works.
[ x] You have quote competitions with friends.
[x ] You have entered a room by saying, “What the devil is going on here?”
[ x] You have practiced and perfected the accents of all the various characters.
[ x] You never answer the question of what you want seriously.
[ x] Anything can become a reference.
[ x] Any reference can become a song.
Total so far: 74
[x ] Any song is better with a dance.
[ ] You have used the phrase “totally awesome” as part of a serious essay.
[ ] You think “Cho Chang” rhymes with “skinny” better than “Ginny” does.
[ ] You have stolen packets of Hunt’s Tomato Ketchup from restaurants.
[ ] You have used the phrase “mondo bummer” to describe something.
[x ] You have used the phrase “chubby little f*ck” to describe something.
[x ] You have been very very sadhungry.
[ x] You changed your job on Facebook to “Starship Ranger at G.L.E.E.”
[ x] You came up with more of these as you were reading this.
[x ] Your high score on this made you proud, but you wish it was higher.
Total: 80
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe that Gay people will go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I want to STOP STEROTYPES, so I must fit into one. Repost this if you want to stop them, too.