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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Thank you to all that read, review, favortie, alert, and such for my fanfictions. I'm so glad that so many read my stories! I mean people all the way in Australia and Russia read it! It is so COOL!!!!! The only thing that my stories will ever be rated T for is violence and it will never be rated M. To stay true to TMNT, I will not use profanity in any of my fanfictions present or future, and TMNT is the only thing I will write fan fictions on. Here is a list of my favorite funny quotes: The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe it that it has never tried to contact us. He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. He who believes that the past cannot be changed has not yet written his menoirs. I plan on living forever. So far, so good. As to the seven deadly sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy, and Greed. Gluttony and sloth I pretty much plan my day around. When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. The chicken came first- God would look silly sitting on an egg. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you fails, and then asks you not to kill him. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you. great prayer before a test* Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things I decided not to know about. Amen. Lord, Lord, Lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer. Anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. Do not meddle in th affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer. Going sane again was ok, but when the voices in my head got quiet it was like losing my best friend. I'm an angel; the horns are just holding up the halo. If a man is standing in the forest and says sonething, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? A man has his will, a woman has her way. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? If you have any that you think I should add, PM me or add them as a review on my stories. I check both daily. Shadow and And Then There Were Seven were cowritten with MeddowFlower. With Hoatzin Wings from chapter 10 and up are cowritten with little-butterfly-wings. Apologies for any late chapters: I have 100 excuses. All valid. None acceptable. If you are falling victim to my laziness and other flaws, I apologies. I will have it up as soon as possible! | |||||||
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