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Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Vampire Diaries.

Obviously I love Thalia and Nico as a pairing.

My name is Shannon.

I'm a girl

I'm 15

I live in Dauntless(The cruelest of the five)

My favourite books are: The Inheritance Cycle, PJO and HoO, Divergent Trilogy, Harry Potter, The Matched Trilogy, John Green books, The Healer trilogy, The Wolves of Mercy Falls, Halo Trilogy, Vampire Academy, Bloodlines, and The Angel Trilogy.

I love music. It's my life. My favourite artists/bands are: Rihanna, Shakira, Cash Cash, Tinie Tempah, Zendaya, The Vamps, Katy Perry, Krewella, Avicii, Ariana Grande, David Guetta and Nicky Romero.

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Zeus/Jupiter

[x] You are a natural leader
[x] You are interested in meteorology
[x] You would love to be able to fly
[x] You’re not afraid of/you love thunderstorms
[x] The ability to control air and electricity is appealing to you
] Eagles are among your favorite animals
[x] You get angry when people ignore you or don’t listen to you
[x] Pride is one of your biggest flaws
[x] You can sometimes be a bit overdramatic
[x] Even though you try to be fair, you sometimes come off as hypocritical
8/10

Poseidon/Neptune
] Swimming and/or canoeing are among your favorite things to do
[x] You love taking trips to the beach
] You get along well with horses, or you love them
[x] You have often wished for the power to breathe underwater
[x] The ability to control water sounds awesome
] Your loyalty to the ones you love is your weakness
[x] You can be a bit moody and temperamental at times
] You are interested in seismology or marine biology
] Dolphins and sharks are your favorite animals (or one of your favorite animals)
[x] You have an overall caring personality
5/10

Hades/Pluto
[x] You tend to make people feel nervous around you
[x] You are interested in Geology or Forensic Science
[x] You sometimes feel a bit lonely
[x] Your weakness is that you tend to hold grudges
[x] Most people don’t see your kinder side because you hide it by being cold
[x] You crave power over darkness and the dead
[x] You are drawn to gemstones and precious metals
[x] When you are in a relationship, you are deeply devoted to that person
[x] You often feel like you don’t belong in the group
[x] You can be quite cynical at times
10/10

Athena/Minerva
] You value intelligence and wit highly
[x] It is a bad idea to get in your way, because you will never give up until you are finished
] You prefer to think things through, rather than start working on a problem immediately
] You tend to let logic get in the way of your emotions
] Owls are among your favorite animals
] You like sewing, crocheting, and other types of arts and crafts
] You are interested in architecture
] You don’t like the idea of someone else being better at something than you
] You usually regret losing your temper after you see the damage
[x] You have arachnophobia
2/10

Ares/Mars
[x] You pick fights with other people a lot
] Dogs or wolves are your favorite animals
] You like learning about different types of weapons and famous wars
[x] With a few exceptions, people generally don’t like you
] If you had a power, it would be to have the best fighting abilities ever
[x] You have a short temper
[x] You charge into situations without thinking things through
] You love playing first-person shooter games like Call of Duty and Halo
[x] You love violence in general
[x] You are brave and very protective of your friends
6/10

Hermes/Mercury
[x] You have always wanted to/ you love to travel
] You love playing pranks
[x] You can be very sneaky
[x] You try to help other people a lot
[x] You are pretty accepting of others
[x] You’re good at using phones and the internet
] You’ve been known to try all kinds of things
[x] You often rely on your sixth sense or intuition
[x] If you wanted to, you could steal something without people noticing
] You love watching sports competitions or even participating
7/10

Aphrodite/Venus
[x] People have told you that they think you are beautiful/handsome.
] You are good at convincing people to do things
] You can read relationships very well
[x] You believe in spreading love (not necessarily romantic) and beauty
] You can speak French
[x] You can see possibilities more clearly than other people
[x]You like pretty things
[x] You may have been described as a “girly girl” or in a boy’s case, “cute” or “hot”
[x] People sometimes underestimate you
6/10

Hephaestus/Vulcan
] You are good with your hands
] You like tinkering with things
[x] You prefer inanimate objects over human company
[x] You wish you had the power to summon and control fire
[x] You fiddle with things in your hands when you are nervous
] You have built a robot or some sort of contraption before
[x] You tend to fall in love with people who you feel are too good for you
[x] You are afraid of heights
[x] You have a bit of an inferiority complex
] You love creating things
6/10

Apollo
[x] You love sunbathing
] You like archery and/or are very good at it
]You like writing poetry and/or songs
[x] You know how to give first aid
] You are good at anything involving launching projectiles (i.e. basketball)
] You can play an instrument
] You are afraid of the dark
] You sometimes have premonitions about things that are going to happen
[x]Sometimes you can be a bit of a flirt
[x] You have sharp senses
4/10

Demeter/Ceres
] You like gardening
[x] You would love to have the power to control plants
[x] You can be a bit bossy at times
[x] You argue with other people a lot
[x] You love flowers
] You are passionate about nature conservation
] You eat a lot of grain products
] Poppies are one of your favorite flowers
] Geckos or snakes are your favorite animals
] You feel an unusual sadness as summer changes to fall and then to winter
4/10

Dionysus/Baccus
] You’re a real party animal
[x] You like grapes/grape juice/wine/kool aid/diet coke/diet pepsi
]You love the theater
] You think leopards are the coolest animals ever
[x] If you could have any power, it would be to literally drive people insane
] You become a bit hyperactive when you’ve had too much of your favorite drink
] You like playing Pac-Man
] You believe that a REAL party is an extravagant one
[x] You hate being restricted in any way
] Sometimes you tend to go overboard when you are planning things
2/10

PLUTO/HADES IT IS!

Camp Half-blood

List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.
1. Thalia Grace

2. grover underwood

3.nico di angelo

4. Chiron

5. Hades

6. Percy Jackson

7. Annabeth Chase

8. Travis stoll

9. Katie Gardiner

10. Connor Stol

l11. Zeus

12. Athena

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Percy/Zeus, no. and no i don't that would end badly...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

EEEEWWWWW!!!! no! chiron is not hot! he is half horse!!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

athena and travis, that would be awkward!!!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

katie? yes, yes i have, i read one yesterday :)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

nico and percy? wrong on a number of levels!!!!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

hades/katie or hades/connor...hades and katie!! hades and connor is just awkward

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

poor, poor annabeth would walk in on her mum and grover, she is gonna be mentally scared forever...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

grover travels to india where he goes shopping for a huge party where connor is going to try and impress a girl, will he fail?... or will connor get the girl of his dreams?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

thalia and travis? no, even if there was i would never read it, i'm all about the tratie(travis and katie) and thalico(thalia and nico)!!!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

annabeth/athena? uumm, getting over percy????

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

travis?...boyfriend

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

percy, thalia and athena? (could be painful)

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

hades? i can't remember

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

thalia and annabeth are in a happy relationship untill annabeth runs off with chiron. thalia is broken hearted, has a one-night stand with zeus(UM EW) and a breif affair with athena, then follows the wise advise of hades(Oh the irony) and finds true love with nico. (yayayayaya, thalico forever!!!!!!)

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good. (It smelt like fire so don't do it cause I wasted a marshmallow)

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen. (THALICO)

you LOOOOOVVVEEEE thalico.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird, you announce that you’re a demigod.

You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon

Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO.

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

You're in love with a fictional character.

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Hades or Zeus)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

Whenever you bake a cake, you turn it blue

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people. (i'm insane)

You have links to every great PJO site.

You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.

You are trying to learn Greek.(and i mean trying i suck at it!)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number.

You want to learn Latin.

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.

You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.

You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You name your pet fish Clovis

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).

You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.

You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".

You try to talk to horses.

You try to summon the dead.

You try to summon lightning.

You try to breathe underwater. (not my best idea)

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.

You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.

YOU HAVE TO THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!


HARRY POTTER

The ten commandnments of Harry Potter fans

1. Thou shall worship Harry Potter before all other book series.

2. Thou shall quote Harry Potter at every available opportunity.

3. Thou shall damn anyone who speaks against Harry Potter.

4. Thou shall remember the day Voldemort fell and keep it holy.

5. Thou shall worship Molly Weasley as the person to teach Bellatrix a leson.

6. Thou shall approach all gingers and say to them you must be a Weasley.

7. Thou shall raise your children with the teachings of Harry Potter.

8. Thou shall honur of all who fell at the Battle of Hogwarts, except Voldemort and the Death Eaters they can go to hell.

9. Thou shall not write bad fanfiction.

10. Thou shall dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

Harry Potter vs Twilight

In Harry Potter if vampires walk into the sun they die. In Twilight if vampires walk into the sun they sparkle.

In Harry Potter werewolves are awesome and actually kill people. In Twilight werewolves are pedophiles.

In Harry Potter the main character travels to a magical school in Scotland. In Twilight the main character wakes up to a 109 year old virgin watching her sleep.

In Harry Potter the villan is a bald guy with a snake called Voldemort. In Twilight the villan is a blonde guy who tried to kill someone in a ballet school.

In Harry Potter the main character choses the hot ginger over the emotional chinese girl. In Twilight the main character chooses the sparkling vampire over the sexy werewolf with abs.

In Harry Potter when the man Hermione Granger loved left her she continued to search for the horcruxes so they could defeat Voldemort and save the wizarding world. In Twilight when the man Bella loved left her she went numb for months and then jumped of a cliff.

In Harry Potter Robert Patterson dies. In Twilight Robert Patterson lives.

Now try and tell me with a straight face that Twilight is better than Harry Potter, impossible isn't it. To bring this home I'll finish with a song

Jingle bells
Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella died
Jacob cried
POTTER ALL THE WAY!!!!!
HEY!!!!!!!

Copy and paste if you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

My Harry Potter Stats:
House:
ravenclaw
Wand: elm, 10inches, elm, pheonix feather
Pet: Silvery owl, argentum(latin for silver)
Quidditch Position: Chaser
Animagus: Pretty Ninja Kitty :)
Patronus: Kitten
Future Job: Auror
Element: Fire
HP Character Best Friend: Rose Weasley
HP Partner: Albus Potter
HP 'ship: Scorpious
Favorite Teachers: Professor Lupin, Professor Snape, Professor McGonagall
Favorite Characters: Sirius Black, Lily Evans, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Fred and Geroge Weasley, Teddy Lupin, Rose Weasley, Scorpious Malfoy, Albus Potter, James Sirius Potter.
Favorite Classes: Defence Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, Potions

For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife

- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead.

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort (even though he should)

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

Hogwarts

List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.
1. Sirius Black
2. James Potter
3. Lily Evans
4. Remus Lupin
5. Nymphadora Tonks
6. Harry Potter
7. Ron Weasley
8. Hermione Granger
9. Nevile Longbottom
10. Luna Lovegood
11. Albus Dumbledore
12. Severus Snape

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Harry/albus...no and no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

i think he would have been when he was younger now im not so sure

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

severus and hermione...well ron'll be pissed

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

nevile? no

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

James/Harry...wrong in so manyways

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Tonks/Neville or Tonks/Luna...hmmm neither her werewolf husband will rip em up

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Poor Ron would be mentll scarred having walked in on James and Severus also because James has been dead for a long time

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Lily Evans travels in time to help a lovesick Luna who is after a boy who will never see past the crazy exterior...or will he?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Sirius/Hermione...maybe i wouldnt read it though

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Ron/Severus...In anothers shadow

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hermione...Legacy

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sirius/Harry/severus...(akward talk and scenes of pain)

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Tonks...never.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Sirius and Ron are in a happy relationship until Ron runs off with Remus. Sirius broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Albus and a breif unhappy affair with Severus then follows the wise advice of Nymphadora and finds true love with Lily

Hogwarts

List twelve characters from your favourite story, in no particular order.
1. Scorpious Malfoy
2. Rose Weasley
3. Albus Severus Potter
4. James Sirius Potter
5. Lily Luna Potter
6. Fred Weasley (senior)
7. George Weasley
8. Fred Weasley (Junior)
9. Louis Weasley
10. Roxanne Weasley
11. Hugo Weasley
12. Molly Weasley

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Fred Snr and Hugo no and no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes i think he's very hot

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I think it would have to be the other way around and that is gross!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No not him alone

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no because a. its her uncle and b. he's dead

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

their both incest!!!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

their uncle walking in on them having lesbian sex...i dont think it would go down well...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Albus and Roxanne are facing problems at school and with the rest of their family caught up in their own lives they only have each other to turn to

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

it could be possible but i certainly hope not

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Where's Uncle Fred?

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Replacement

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: dead people and a lil bit of lurve.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I haven't ever, not one by herself

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, (1) has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Scorpious and George are in a happy relationship until George runs off with James, broken hearted Scorpious has a hot one-night stand with Hugo and a brief unhappy affair with Molly, the follows the wise advice of Lily and finds true love with Albus.

GRYFFINDOR:
[ ] You’ve never done illegal drugs
[x] You have a lot of friends
[ ] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love soccer
[ ] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[ ] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[ ] One of your favourite colors is red or gold
[ ] Good grades at school
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 5

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[ ] You laugh a lot
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[ ] You love to swim
[ ] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[ ] You’re an optimist. ha! yeah right!!!!
[ ] You’re completely straight-edge.
[x] You’re very emotional YESSS
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[ ] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 3

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 9

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[x] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[x] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 12

SLYTHRIN IT IS!

HUNGER GAMES

The Hunger Games Addict's Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds' songs wake me

I'll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I'll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I'll think of Katniss every time

And I'll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake's sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I'll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I'll always think of Glimmer

If someone's pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I'll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I'm homicidally inclined

I'll make sure I think of Effie

When there's nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

TO EVERY GIRL:

To every girl that is SCARED
toput her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.

To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night
because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get
down on her knees open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want
a guy who just plays with her
emotions but actually cares about
how she feels.

To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
never again

To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

RANDOMNESSSS!!!!!!!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever...so far so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Who are the Temujai?" asked Will, looking up from the

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

bubble wrap

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Vampire Diaries

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11 am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:03 am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Justin Beiber, Boyfriend and dad and poppy talking.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

last night, going up to safeway.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Facebook and Fanfic

9. What are you wearing?

black skinny leg jeans and a grey ravenclaw shirt ;)

10. Did you dream last night?

Not that i can remember

11. When did you last laugh?

reading my book.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint, wallpaper pictures.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yes, a picture of some indian cheif guy on the wall.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

it's a bit wierd.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Paul, hehehe it's funny

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

india.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm not afraid of heights i'm afraid of falling(is that the same thing?)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would own india(they have cool clothes)

19. Do you like to dance?

Yeah

20. George Bush:

annoying

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Thalia

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nico

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

yeah, i guess that would be pretty cool

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

I'm not going to heaven, i'm going to the underworld(i'm not a very good child)

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

- Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

- "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

- “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

- “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

- When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

- Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

- "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

- You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

- They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

- I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

- Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

- 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

- Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

- I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

Bold the ones you are:


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be a freak

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH (or part Irish), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so i MUST prude
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. [Not much overweight, just a little chubby ]
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to bash your head in with a brick.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be about to steal all your stuff.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be stupid and the tests are getting easier.
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST twag school.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy

I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST be really BOYISH or WANT TO BE A BOY.

I'm sexually active, so I MUST be a slut and/or a SLAG

My family has a lot of MONEY so I must be a stuck-up, snooty, BITCH.

15 things to do in Walmart.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

15 annoying things to do in an Elevator.

1. Push the buttons and pretend they send a shock through you. Wait for the effects of the "shock" to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

2. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

3. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

4. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

5. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

6. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

7. Swat at flies which don't exist.

8. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it.

9. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

10. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

11. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

12. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

13. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

14. Draw a little square on the floor with a pen/pencil and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"

15. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.

Are you a tomboy or a girly-girl?

ummmm... I don't know, i wear dresses when i have to like only if i HAVE to other wise, you will never see me in one, i am sort of like a hecate girl i guess, they are like me, wear black and hate dresses and stuff so i guess somewhere in the middle

What's your fave genre of music?

Any but screamo.

What music/bands/artists do you dislike *Ahem, HATE*?

Rebecca Black (who likes her again?)

Favorite Colors?

Black and purple and blue and red

Team Peeta or Team Gale?

neither... CATO IS A HOMICIDAL HOTTIE!!!! and also i love finnick!!!!!!! but cato is better naturally

Which Greek God is your parent?

I would love hades or zeus but i guess hecate would be cool.

Favorite book series'?

Hunger Games, Harry Potter, blue bloods, Percy Jackson, inheritance cycle, tigers curse, legacy.

Name?

shannon

Age?

between 10 and 50

Do you have a love life?

No, because every chance i get i or one of my friends fuck it up.

Favorite hairstyle?

Braid or bun or ponytail. Never down. Ever.

Nickname?

shan-dog-diggity, shan, shanny, shan-shan(i hate them all!)

Male or Female?

Female

Pants or Skirts

JEANS

Vans or Chucks?

Vans

Biggest secret?

wouldn't be a secret if I told you, now WOULD IT?!

Regular everyday outfit?

ravenclaw shirt, skinny jeans, converse

Hello?

what do you want?

What are you against?

i don't really give opinions on this because who am i to say what people can and can't do, i'm not god, i can't say 'oh nah, that's wrong don't do that' they can do what they want, it's their choice, i'm not them so back off!

Favorite Couples in:

Harry Potter


Harry/hermione

Percy Jackson


Jasper

thalico

liper!

Percabeth

Hunger Games


Clato

Who is your best friend:

why do you care?

Any obsessions?

Fanfiction.net

books

music

black

taylor swift(don't judge me!)

justin bieber(get over it!)

reece mastin

one direction(i have friends who stalk them, literally, one knows when they were formed to the minute and what they were wearing at the time and she has their ultrasounds!)

What are your fave sports?

i don't really play sport but i like swimming

Do you like Italian food?

depends

Where are you from?

Australia, ireland, england and spain

Weird things about me:

i have the most retarded inboxs to my friends, we talk about the stupidest stuff, we were having pedo conversations at one stage :/ and also if anyone heard half the stuff we say we would be put in a mental hospital

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00 am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Awww...luv this. If you're a female who thinks this is sweet, copy and paste to your profile

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat!)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

The Mark of Athena, the new book we all can't wait for.

Heroes of Olympus must reunite to stop Gaea.

Every body has a fatal flaw.

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Who is also the Heroine of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of Heroes and the Greek demigods.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The second book in the Hero's of Olympus Series

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of Beckendorf and Leo.

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf, trainer of the roman demigods

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. He put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Aphrodite. Promised Percy a hard love life.

Nothing lasts forever. Not Even the gods.

Switched. The leaders of the two camp, Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Camp Jupiter


Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Do you like me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Do you want me?

Percy: No

Annabeth:Would you cry if I left?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Would you live for me?

Percy: No

Annabeth:Would you do anything for me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Choose--me or your life

Percy: My life

Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alotof things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, .Talithia-Hawk., Brittnodo, TheDeadOne28, Thalico-Forever13


When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.

You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.

You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.

You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.

You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.

You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags

You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.

You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.

You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.


We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.

She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.

I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.

She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.

We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,

"I like your eyes."

One day, I was playing basketball,

waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.

Suddenly, I got a phone call.

It was her mom. She was in a panic.

I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,

"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"

I had no clue what happened,

so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.

I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.

I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.

Then I saw her, Kelsey.

My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.

"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.

I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.

Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,

the main source of blood coming from her head.

I went to the hospital that night,

I went every night.

in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.

The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.

It was all my fault.

If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,

she wouldn't be going through this.

It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.

On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.

"Kelsey?" I called.

She wasn't quite awake yet.

Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.

I did, for a few hours.

One of the doctors finally came out saying,

"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"

"Yes," I whispered.

He bit his lip.

"She woke up, she's fine,

but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.

"I'm afraid so."

I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.

I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.

"You can go see her if you want,

but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."

I walked in, trembling in horror.

I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.

I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.

I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.

Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,

"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."


Girl: Heyy:)
BOY:hey
GIRL: I like you:)
BOY: wow.
GIRL: What?? you don't like me????
BOY: no
GIRL: wow you are so nice :'(
BOY: why are you crying??
GIRL: You don't like me :'(
BOY: well you never asked if i love you:)
GIRL: well do you?!
BOY: Lol no.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (the shoes looked the same)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.


I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, and if two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal abuse, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: RogueWarrior869, BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, Angelauthor14, James018, TheDeadOne28, Thalico-Forever13

If you are against plagiarism, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a slow runner, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely lazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely shy, quiet, and are very content with being alone, on your computer constantly reading and/or listening to music, copy and paste this into your profile.(Describes me scarily well.)

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile. (Edit Nov 1 2011: Major exaggeration, and more than a little embarrassing now.)

If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of those people who get excited when they see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are really out there sometimes with your friends, but without them, you can be extremely shy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these "If you blah blah blah, copy and paste this into your profile" things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.(my best friend pricey says i'm so weird i make it awesome :) like red turning pink or something)

If you believe, serve, and love Jesus Christ and God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that teenagers are stereotyped, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can never type fast enough, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider paper a safety hazard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a hypocrite for first thinking copy and pastes were ridiculous, and then copying and pasting things right and left, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a nerd, copy and paste this into your profile. NERDS RULE!

If you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune and were both composed by Mozart, copy and paste this into your profile. (I didn't know Mozart composed them. Mind you, I'm not sure whether to believe it anyway.)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have or want a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't want to be popular or cool, just unique, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get excited over books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those FanFiction.net ads that pop up right when you're about to click something important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy and paste this into your profile…

…if you don't get it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a friend who thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a pet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself or someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone?, goody goody gumdrop 06,poniescheerleader1993 (when i'm extremely bored), ghilliekitten, Wildimagination (When I have time), Pepipanda, Saphire Moon Maiden, Hyperactive Lioness, James018, TheDeadOne28, Thalico-Forever13

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. (C is true of so many songs I can't count, and A has happened with songs that don’t even exist yet…)

If you have ever been told to go somewhere and you forgot why and had to go back to find out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever begged your parents for something so much they got frustrated and bought you the thing you were begging for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favourite character in a movie, TV show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt like killing someone because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the irresistible urge to slam your head into something, whether or not it is another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a conversation or argument with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever invented your own "copy and paste" thingy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally until you choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. Cats, dogs and goldfish count.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull", or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran up a down escalator or vice-versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yay, I can finally put this in!)

If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile…

if you have read more than one in a day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read an M-rated fic at the age of thirteen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile…

…if you have ever run into a door and apologised, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile…

…if you have ever run into a tree and apologised, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later completely forgot what you said, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at your computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and if you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought about something while you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow, knowing that it was physically impossible, copy and paste this into your profile…

…if you tried it just then, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a "watch your step" sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked under something that was at least two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's called sleeping.)

If you have inside jokes with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse or Breaking Dawn, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile…

…if you know that they are real, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just lost the game, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock 'N' Roll', copy and paste this into your profile. (There's a story behind this. I've seen this line plenty of times before but didn't copy and paste it because I couldn't be completely sure that "I Love Rock 'N' Roll" was a part of the song's lyrics! Luckily, I heard it on the radio once.)

If you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer, copy and paste this into your profile. (Surprisingly, I didn't until early this year, when my old church pastor died of it.)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is, copy and paste this into your profile. (For those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. Ha! Now you know!)

If you like blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like copying and pasting things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy and paste this into your profile. :)

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like "copy and paste" stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FanFiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, James018, TheDeadOne28,

If you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight… (What's there to be ashamed about?)

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love someone more than they know, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this into your profile. (Only in private - I'm considerate of the good health of others.)

If you make up your own "copy and pastes", hoping that they may become popular but knowing that they probably won't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read books or listen to music that no one even knows about, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realized long ago that there was no point to copy and pastes, but do them anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects and then blame them for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that fan fiction absolutely rocks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that global warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that human identification thing when you log in to FF.net is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it would be hilarious to watch Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that bitchy people should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile…

…if you think that said bus should also take out Eric and Tyler while it's at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny and/or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that so-called "morning people" should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6am cheer to Martians, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writer's block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading fan fiction is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that you have too many of these "copy and paste" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are weird (but not as weird as you), copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.

If your profile just keeps getting longer and longer because of all your "copy and paste" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

LOL is overused and outdated. Copy and paste this into your profile and join the COL (chuckle out loud) revolution. COL!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. If you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste.

AND FINALLY... if you actually took the time to read all these, copy and paste this into your profile!


AWESOME LINES FROM PJO AND HoO:

“Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.”
Rick Riordan, The lost hero

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”
Percy Jackson, Lightning thief

How did you die?"
"We er...drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub.”

-Percy and Charon, The Lightning Thief

“My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.”
Hermes, sea of monsters

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
Blackjack, Titan's Curse

“Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.
Annabeth: Was it hard?”
Annabeth and Rachel, Battle of the Labyrinth

“But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword.”
Poseidon, The Last Olympian

“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”
― Percy Jackson, Son of Neptune

“Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?"

I don't hate you."

Could've fooled me."

"Look...we're just not supposed to get along, okay? Our parents are rivals."

Why?"

She sighed. "How many reasons do you want? One time my mom caught Poseidon with his girlfriend in Athena's temple, which is hugely disrespectful. Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens. Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her."

They must really like olives."

Oh, forget it."

Now, if she'd invented pizza-that I could understand.”
Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

“It only works on wild animals.”
“So it would only affect Percy,” Annabeth reasoned. -Grover and Annabeth Chase, The Lightning Thief

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth

"You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase, The Lightning Thief

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.-Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Humans see what they want to see." - Chiron, The Lightning Thief

Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing." - Chiron, The Last Olympian

Our English teacher, Dr. Boring (I’m not kidding; that’s his real name), adjusted his glasses and frowned.Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

"Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world." - Someone from the Battle of the Labyrinth

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said
"That's not what I meant."
— Thalia Grace and Percy Jackson, The Titan's Curse

"Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood, The Lightning Thief

"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" Percy Jackson,

She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.-Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

“So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
"It was probably important to her." Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"Beacause I'm your friend Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"- Annabeth Chase, The Last Olympian

"Let us find the dam snack bar."-Zoe Nightshade, The Titan's Curse

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?"- Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian

Well...sure good to be together again.
Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor." -Grover, The Last Olympian

Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." -Percy Jackson, The Battle of The Labyrinth

"The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us." - Percy Jackson, The Titan's Curse

"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs." - Percy Jackson

He fished out his acorns and threw them onto the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”
“Which one is me?” I asked.
“The little deformed one,” Zoë suggested.-Grover, Percy Jackson, and Zoë Nightshade, The Titan's Curse

Fortunately he’d shrunk back to normal size, so his hug was like getting hit by a tractor, not the entire farm. –Percy Jackson

Apollo?” I guessed, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
“I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”
“A god named Fred?” -Percy Jackson and Apollo, The Titan's Curse

“He looked… nervous. He told him monsters to spare me. He wanted to tell me something.”
“Probably, ‘Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear you friends apart. It’ll be fun!”-Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson, The Battle of the Labyrinth

We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. –Percy Jackson

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed. -Percy Jackson

"Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"
I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer. — Percy Jackson, The Titan's Curse

“It is a day when things…stir.”
The way he said it, stirring sounded absolutely sinister-like it should be a first-degree felony, not something you did to cookie dough. -Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

“Okay,” Annabeth said, glaring at the centaur. “Thank you, Captain Sunshine.” -Annabeth Chase to Chiron, The Lost Hero

“It’ll be dangerous,” Nyssa warned him. “Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering”
“Oh.” Suddenly Leo didn’t look so excited. Then he remembered everyone was watching. “I mean… Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let’s do this.” -Nyssa and Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

Even that horrible zit at the base of her nose, which she’d had for so many days she’d started to call it Bob, had disappeared. –Piper McLean, The Lost Hero

"if you don't like it, you can kiss my quiver" Michael Yew, The Lost Hero


Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

okay guys. i may seem like a good writer because it just comes to me. well it doesn't my life sucks basically. im officially emotionally unstable and not many people do get who i am. my best friend...i push him away, my friends...i push them away. it's what i do, when stuff gets tough, i run. when something is to emotional i turn off, i turn blank and everyone tries to brin me back but they can't. i'm the only one who can. i shut off because it's how i deal with it. i'm unstable. it's who i am. get used to it.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

There were 3 girls

They were looking through people's MySpaces

The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace

It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho

She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was

Right then, an instant message came up

It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could.

Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living daylights out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy *beep* man just block him, he's a freaking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy *beep, you think he's watching us?

SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared.

Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead.

She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

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Bandits by SuzieDaughterOfHermes reviews
All of the girls are runaways. Runaways from what exactly. Well, runaways from the 'perfect life'. They ran away from their families, the high society life, and their best friends. But they do have a good reason. It's 3 years later and the guys are hired to finish off the 8 mysterious bandits/assassins. What they don't know is: The mysterious 8, are the runaway princesses...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy Jackson and the Camp Half Blood Chat Room by Iota Xi reviews
The gods introduce the Camp Half Blood Chat Room. Percy and Annabeth go about their normal business. Craziness ensues including Thalia, Nico, and the Big Three's mojo. Pre-Heroes of Olympus.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Becomes A God by FallenFireDemons reviews
Annabeth and Camp Half-Blood doesn't care about Percy but one day when his dad came to visits him and take him to Olympus on Zeus orders, he becomes a God. Sorry really bad at summaries. Please No Flames about this story. PLEASE READ!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Artemis, Percy J. - Complete
A Regular Life by acro acro reviews
Draco's mouth popped open. He'd seen hair like that before in his other life, all curling golden-brown madness, rippling and crackling with an intensity that matched the gold fire in its owner's eyes. Her eyes. Her…Mione. Draco stumbled forward on disbelieving feet. "Granger?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,615 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Destiny's Mark by BlueCaramel reviews
Hermione is Marked. She has the Mark of Destiny embedded on her, as does her mate that she is destined for. Now in her seventh year, Hermione finds that her time is running out to find her mate. Her Mark has gone into the second stage and turned into a curse which may become life threatening. But what will she do when her mate turns out to be none other than Draco Malfoy? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,609 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Etiquette by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
Rose Weasley left Hogwarts for Beauxbatons, but for her sixth year she's returned, much to Scorpius' annoyance. Then they start to get on really well... Everything would be brilliant, if only he wasn't such a man-whore. ScoRose fic for tiiinam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Truth or Dare by I am Bianca Daughter of Hades reviews
Leo has unleashed a new terror on the demigods unwittingly... What is it, you ask? Well, it is the most terrifying terror, the most horrible of horrors, the bane of all sane demigods: Truth or Dare...Really, it's all Leo's fault that they started playing in the first place. [...if enough people actually want to read this, I will complete this]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,219 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012
The Queen's Knight by cleotheo reviews
There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,744 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Step Cousin by Never-Give-Up-On-Auslly reviews
My uncle just got married. They are going on a cruise for 2 months so my parent agree to watch my new auntie daughter. Did i mention she my age? Two teen age kids sharing a room. What could happen? Not that good at summary but HEY! Auslly
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
My Beautiful Soldier by SimplyAnonymous182 reviews
Thalia Grace decided to join the army with an upcoming war in view. There, she meets General Nico di Angelo. As life goes and war comes, will these two always find a way back to each other? Rifts may be created, scares that may never heal, but will love prevail, or is it just a fragile thing that can be destroyed with one heartbreaking action?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G.
The Sadness Of Mistakes by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico di Angelo is almost the most popular boy in eleventh grade at Goode High School. Thalia Grace hangs back in the shadows and lashes out at anyone who tries to come close to her. He knows she's hiding something. She just wants to be left alone. What happens when he starts getting closer to her? High School AU, Thalico, Percabeth. Rated for depressing themes in later chapters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,956 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
You're Quite the Little Firecracker by eskimoelena reviews
When Elena Gilbert's father is convicted of crimes against the vampire government, he is given two options - death or give his only daughter as a blood donor to the governor. When Elena is forced to let this new, mysterious vampire drink from her, it takes her on a journey she doesn't quite expect.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,736 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
and the fairytales never spoke of us by bisexualklausmikaelson reviews
Against all odds. This could be their story. —-RebekahMatt (and the classics never saw this one coming).
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Matt D., Rebekah] - Complete
indulge by halcyon calamity reviews
Rose is not in love with Scorpius Malfoy, but she kisses him anyway. Written for the Seven Deadly Sins Competition on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by deactivated-soflylikea36 reviews
For Thalia and Nico, listen to the song from the Disney movie "Hercules" (1997) before you read this. P.S. Pretend this happens before all the crazy that is "The Heroes of Olympus Series," pretend that Thalico got one Summer to relax and be teenagers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Percy Jackson the guardian of the hunt and son of chaos by Shadowlord1295 reviews
Percy has had his heartbroken and then a major revelation happen will Percy find a new home in the lest likeliest place or will his new home cause him to enter an early grave read and find out. ok i suck at summaries alright and its rated T because well read the first chapter its a Pertemis story alright so enjoy and review i really suck at summaries discontinued
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,775 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Hope by Four Leafed Clove reviews
Rose Weasley never thought the torture and punishment would end. She also never thought she could start a war bigger than Ben Hur. She also never thought Scorpius would care. But when she is forced to leave the people she cares about's life in limbo, none of these things matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Cold Outside by ArmedWithAPen reviews
"Wow, what a storm!" Jack Frost took the thermos of hot chocolate from the table and helpfully topped off the Tooth Fairy's mug, matching her stunned stare without once batting a sparkling blue eye. "Looks like you won't be going anywhere for a while, princess. Marshmallows?" Shameless Jack/Tooth; Frostbite; Fairyfrost; Rainbow Snowcone
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
I Won't Tell If You Don't by CineMariel reviews
Beca and Jesse have to hide their friendship from the Bellas. Beca's not entirely worried they have something to hide, until they start to get closer. T for language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,078 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Stare-off, the new Riff-off by Ema Marsel reviews
Stare-off are heated exchanges between Beca and Jesse that they began the moment they met on move-in-day at Barden University. Now they were on a whole new level of intensity. Most of the time with out words, eye contact and a whole lot of sexual tension.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Betrayal by Gummy Rocks reviews
"We can't tell Annabeth about this." He said through the kiss. "Never, ever." I knew it was wrong, she was my friend but I kissed him back. A Thalia/Percy fic rated T with reason
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Thalia G., Percy J. - Complete
Newly Employed by TheDeadOne28 reviews
Percy and the gang have been employed to teach self-defense classes and Greek Mythology in Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry. But as soon as they arrive, mysterious deaths have been occurring from an unknown source. Can the famous Golden Trio solve the case before it's too late? Or will the Heroes of Olympus beat them too it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
You're in Paradise Now by eskimoelena reviews
AU/AH Elena Gilbert desperately needs an interview with the terrifying CEO of Salvatore Enterprises, Damon Salvatore, to save her job. Damon however, gives her a better offer - write the story of his business into a book, promising she'll have the writing world at her feet when she's finished. Elena agrees, and the rollercoaster begins.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,365 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Kitchen Conversations by Lkay09 reviews
Rose leaves her fiance and ends up at her former best friend's flat. A few run-ins in the kitchen. Oneshot, R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
That's What You Think by Lkay09 reviews
Rose returns to her best friend Scorpius at Hogwarts after she spent a year in Greece. Let's just say, things are different. M for later chapters. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,898 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I Will Get You Back Di Angelo by FinnickOdair-Will-Live-Forever reviews
When Thalia rejoined the Hunt, she thought she would forget all about a certain Son of Hades. Months later, she still hasn't. Only now he has a girlfriend, a Daughter of Hecate who should really watch out because Thalia Grace doesn't take 'no' for an answer...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,189 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Maturity by deceptive-serenade reviews
Rose Weasley has boobs? Well. That's new. Rose/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Shackled By Blood by purplehairedwonder reviews
After the battle at Gil'ead, Murtagh and Thorn struggle with Galbatorix's power over them. But when Roran is captured by the Empire, Murtagh and Thorn must decide once and for all where their loyalties lie.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,940 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Murtagh, Roran
Wizard's Chess by halcyon calamity reviews
Because they've always liked playing games. - To Rose Weasley, being Queen of the chessboard seems pretty appealing after all. Even if it means having Malfoy as her king... No one's ever seen wizard's chess like this before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Guardian by zaera82 reviews
Five years after the events of Halo,Hades and after Bethany wedded Xavier and lived happily ever after. Molly Parker had crashed into an angel one night. She had sworn not to let her heart be broken again but can she find love this time and have it return
Halo, Alexandra Adornetto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,003 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Gabriel C., Molly - Complete
Look Between the Lines by SilverNight92 reviews
Cato/Clove One-Shot. How they met, cussed each other out, fell in love, and dealed with death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Clove, Cato - Complete
What Should Have Happened by SilverNight92 reviews
What I think should have happened at the Feast. Cato/Clove OneShot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Band Geeks and Football Stars by dnapolymerase314 reviews
When Percy, star quarterback collides with Annabeth, band geek. Who will come out on top?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
That one year with you by Fallen121 reviews
What if Artemis couldn't remember one year, what if Percy loved a apollo girl after Annabeth said he wasn't 'enough'. What if Aphrodite was lucky at rolling the dice of fate.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Artemis, Percy J. - Complete
Thanksgiving by duchessofdisaster reviews
Elena feels she doesn't have much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving, so Damon tries to give her a reason.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Heading That Way by AllWasWellatPigfarts reviews
Rose and Scorpius are having a secret affair. With her family drama and the fact that they hate each other, will they ever be anything more than just benefits?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Art of Seduction by WriterInDress reviews
Rose and Albus always dare each other to do something outrageous in the beginning of the year, and this year Rose was dared to seduce a certain Slytherin named Malfoy. Rose accepts the challenge but a challenge it will be. Hate/Love/Sex. ScoRose fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Run Away by Vitamin46 reviews
She loves him. He runs away. When he admits his feelings for her, it's her turn to walk away. What will happen to them? Please review! Some ooc-ness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Possessed by Twilight Chick 01 reviews
She's the maiden goddess. She's the goddess of the hunt.She was known for not ever losing her chasity. But she finds herself breaking her vow again and again. Olympian Challenge fic! Pertamis!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Artemis, Percy J. - Complete
Secretly Falling by Book-BoyObsessed956439 reviews
Molly has been in love with Gabriel's face since she first laid eyes on him. As she learns more about him and his family, how is she supposed to react? And what happens if Gabriel starts to feel the same way? Starts to feel?
Halo, Alexandra Adornetto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Molly, Gabriel C.
Truth or Dare Changed My Life by Gummy Rocks reviews
It was supose to be a simple game of Truth or Dare. But some things were said and some truths came out. That game left relationships and friendships destroyed. So what happened during that game? Thalico!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Thalia G., Nico A.
Pure by Gummy Rocks reviews
What happens when Thalia develops an eating disorder and turns anorexic? On top of it, being depressed doesn't help. So how does Percy fit into this story? Thalico and Perlia!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Thalia G., Percy J. - Complete
Breaking Hearts by Gummy Rocks reviews
Nico and his girlfriends...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Ultimate Demigod Truth or Dare by MoogleGuy reviews
its a slow day at camp and percy finds his friends playing an interesting game of truth or dare, thats all that needs to be said
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
Opposites Attract by AngelicKat445 reviews
Rose is a carefree songwriter, author, and artist. Scorpius is her uptight Healer next-door-neighbor. They barely acknowledged each other's exsistence until a certain day. Will the complete opposites attract? Rated M for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Differential by mindfluff reviews
-"You and I, elf, are not so different." One of the more unlikely pairings in the Inheritance Cycle: Murtagh/Arya.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Murtagh, Arya
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The Mistake reviews
Elena's thoughts when her and Damon have their big fight in 5x16. SPOILERS! Don't read if you haven't seen the episode! Rated T mostly because I'm paranoid also for slight fluff.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
How I think Mabekah should start reviews
Just a short one-shot on Mabekah, read and review. trust me it's better than the summary coz i suck at them but you get used to it. cookies given to readersssss (::) T coz im paranoid.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Matt D., Rebekah - Complete
Scared reviews
Thalia is scared. Nico wants to find out why. will she let him help her or will she push him away and fall prey to her everlasting fear. R&R! flames are welcome. so is constructive criticism and i am open to ideas!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
i knew you were trouble reviews
hey this is just somethign i wrote coz i was bored and couldnt think of anything for my other stories. hope you enjoy R&R. T for minor swearing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
kiss the girl reviews
just a short story full of kissing and parties. hope you enjoy it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Thalia G. - Complete
Oath reviews
k guys this is a song fic! well kinda, more of a one-shot. hope you enjoy it! its my first attempt so no flames please! xx
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Annabeth C., Thalia G. - Complete