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Lex absurda, sed lex.

I don't write fics. Actually I'm generally bad at it, I've made a few valiant attempts but since English is not my native language, well..., my stories kinda sucked. I wasn't able to use English sayings and proverbs, or to even use the correct grammar basically because my knowlegde of English lacks refinement. Or perhaps I just lack the skills. Oh well...
I tend to just read all of your magnicifent stories out there! I'm really impressed with the amount of amazing works on this site, I really respect and admire fanfiction writers, cheers to you all!

Fanfiction Interests:
Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, The Avengers
Books: The Book Thief, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit,
TV: Lost, Twin Peaks, Sherlock
Games: The Legend of Zelda, The Last of Us, Assassin's Creed
Manga and anime: Berserk, Nana, Monster, Fullmetal Alchemist


If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!


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Bonds of a Forced Marriage by Velirae.1245 reviews
Elizabeth is voted Pirate King by Jack Sparrow. Yet, when she finds out that she must marry Jack in order to become Pirate King, or the EITC will succeed, she relents. Will she ever learn to love him, or will she always see their bond as unfortunate? JE! [WARNING: NOT COMPLETED. RELEASING UPDATED EDITION STARTING 12/2017.]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,062 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Epoch by BonJiro reviews
The two of them held fast to routine, capturing their affair within hidden hours to leave it there, untouched by the rest of their days. But even the faithful ticking of the clock can become strained enough that the hands no longer move, no matter how much one might will them to, when weighed down by the gravity of what they had allowed. [Episodic ZelGan drabbles]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Ganondorf, Zelda]
The Sentinel of Shadows by BonJiro reviews
When opportunity strikes, the window is swift and fleeting. Ganondorf, taking an old trick from his foes and disguising himself as a Shiekah, takes a chance and finds himself guarding the Hyrulian Royal Family's most precious treasure; Princess Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 278,382 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Ganondorf, Zelda
Hostage by menonae reviews
Korra ran, and Amon chased, and he caught her as she fled—her and Tarrlok, taken for some purpose that neither understands. But things never quite work out as planned, even for Amon… Episode 9 AU. Amorra and Korrlok, dubcon/noncon warning.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,744 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Korra, Amon - Complete
At the end of the world by bassgoddess reviews
Set at end of AWE. What if Will had died, and when Jack and Elizabeth had parachuted off the Dutchman, there had been no ship to save them? Tender, but rated for later chapters. A lot of "what ifs" I know, but please try to enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,520 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Damnation by Nadia Blackrose reviews
To fall for her, means to commit the greatest of crimes. To love her means to bend the rules, defy his sense of justice. To protect her is to die, sacrifice his everything just to win a place in her heart. L x Misa and Misa x Light, no OOC,canon timeline
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,460 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - L, Misa A.
Telling Tales by Cheyenne32 reviews
If she didn't love him quite so much, she might hate him. JS/ES. M for minor suggestive themes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Like a Moth to a Flame by Willofthewisp reviews
For Halloween. What happens in the Locker when the living leave the safety of the ship and encounter the dead? "O mischief, thou art swift to enter in the thoughts of desperate men"...and women. j/e implied. complete, takes place during AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Empty Heart by SparrowsFlight reviews
A/U Sparrabeth with strong W/E overtones. Elizabeth and Jack have a heart to heart to discuss their future as a couple as Will Turner's return to the living draws closer. Please Review
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Will T., Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Captain by maidenfairhair reviews
At World's End Alternate Universe: Davy Jones never stabbed Will, so Will never stabbed the heart… Jack did. A three-shot. Sparrabeth forever!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
His and Hers by robot iconography reviews
Post-IM2. A series of firsts.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Legends of the Pirate King by maidenfairhair reviews
What really happened at Shipwreck Cove? Who is the father of Elizabeth's child? And how will her heart stay devoted to Will when she is risking everything for another adventure with Jack Sparrow? Post-AWE, Long Live Sparrabeth! NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,589 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Silent Treatment by How Like a Winter reviews
Juliet, furious in the aftermath of another argument, refuses to speak...but nobody has been able to beat Benjamin Linus at the silent treatment. One-shot.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ben, Juliet - Complete
Decrescendo by How Like a Winter reviews
“Did Alex ask about me?” “No.” Five snapshots of the decline in Ben and Alex's relationship. Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Ben, Alex - Complete
Disseverance by E. M. Stevens reviews
She never thought he'd actually let her quit. Pepper Potts meditates on life after Tony Stark. Tony/Pepper
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,886 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony
Tristan, Iseult, and Rum by Willofthewisp reviews
Just a one-shot about what happened during the voyage back to Port Royal after Barbossa had been killed and the curse lifted. Some problems are over, but others are just beginning. implied J/E. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Alchemy of a Name by SirenoftheStorm reviews
I never liked my name. Elizabeth Swann always sounded like someone else, a tall, elegant woman with perfect posture and unbitten fingernails, a stranger who dwells somewhere in the whalebone prison of my gowns and speaks with my voice... Sparrabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Love That Rings True by Sinnamon Spider reviews
Like every good pirate, Jack wore a sizable collection of rings on his filthy fingers. And like only the best pirates, each ring told a tale of a woman scorned and a prize gained. Save for one. One-shot, J/E.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Piqued by Florencia7 reviews
A CotBP scene modification/extension. Jack kidnaps Elizabeth... but only a little.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Vulnerant Omnes, Ultima Necat by Florencia7 reviews
MidAWE.Elizabeth is distraught when Jack is found dead in the ven a chance to see him once again,she travels back in time to say a hurried goodbye.But is the fear of severe punishment strong enough to suppress the temptation to change destiny? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 297,248 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., James N. - Complete
Penance by Luvvycat reviews
Sequel to "Rum and Persuasion" and "A Means to an End." After helping rescue Jack from Davy Jones' Locker, Elizabeth pleads for absolution--regardless of the cost. Can Jack find it in his heart to forgive her? Rated "M" for eventual Sparrabeth smut.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,457 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
An Honest Answer by Nytd reviews
Drabble in response to damsel-in-stress' prompt 'truth' over at the Broken Compass.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
POTC Sparrabeth Moments: Parodies by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Yes, we've seen all the Sparrabethy scenes, and we love them, but have you read the Sparrabeth Parodies? This is a collection of Sparrabeth scenes, all written as funny, make you wet yourself parodies! R&R! Guaranteed to make your day! M for adult humor!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Have We Met Before? by Florencia7 reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth is determined to be loyal & wait for Will,but she loses her memory in an accident. Luckily,a certain pirate captain comes to the rescue,but will he tell her the truth about the past,or rather attempt to win her heart as a stranger? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., Hector B. - Complete
Wrong Decision, Right Reasons by maidenfairhair reviews
Five years after AWE, Elizabeth returns home from a ball in London to find an unexpected guest waiting for her. JE. A different take on both characters... Last chapter now up-- COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,071 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
We Almost Met 10 Times by teapirategirl reviews
Sparrabeth. Jack and Elizabeth have both drank from the fountain but they haven't seen each other since AWE and they think the other is dead. They come close to seeing each other ten times in the course of history before they actually meet.Full of JE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,763 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
One or the Other by Willofthewisp reviews
Between COTBP and DMC, Elizabeth mastered swords and accepted a proposal. But is that all that was on her mind? On the way to the Locker to rescue Jack, she recalled a particular day and a particular night that would forever influence her decisions.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Childhood's End by Nilahxapiel reviews
Because he was not always the greatest detective in the world. Once upon a time, he was just a little boy named L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/28/2007 - L - Complete
Returning from the Seven Seas by tdkigha reviews
A severe cold and thick mist is sweeping in over Port Royal one late night, and something seems to be terribly wrong. Is something arriving together with the mist, a force darker and more dangerous than any mortal human can ever imagine? Sparrabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Kurisumasu Tai Harouxin by Nilahxapiel reviews
The day he died, Misa ate a piece of cake, calories be damned. LxMisa
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Misa A., L - Complete
The Jack Sparrow Rap by BG Sparrow reviews
One-shot. Jack does a rap. Self explanitory, don't you think? If you're curious, go on and read it. I guarentee you'll love it. NEW! The Jack Sparrow Rap in PotC: The Musical! You'll still love it. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
The compass by El loopy reviews
What if Elizabeth realised the significance of the fact that Jack knew she was sitting on the chest. Set between Jack finding the chest and digging up the chest in DMC. Oneshot. Elizabeth x Jack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] - Complete
No Such Counsel by Guardian1 reviews
After Twilight Princess. Dogs wait forever: Midna and Link, with Zelda bearing the brunt. Oneshot, spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Link - Complete
Message In A Rum Bottle by Sleepy Lotus reviews
Will's life is turned upside down after finding a message in a bottle from a certain pirate. JE, Will angst, one shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Shadow and the Soul by She's a Star reviews
She likes the sense of not quite knowing whether she will win. JackElizabeth. DMC Spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Daring Rescue, Daring Escape by Honorat reviews
Another movie novelization—Jack’s first rescue of Elizabeth. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,955 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete