Author has written 1 story for Gallagher Girls. 27.2.13 Hello. This is Emily (my name oddly enough), back from the dead. I went on a hiatus that was 100% accidental. Okay, make that around 10%. The other ninety was this odd thing named P. R. O. C. R. A. S. T. I. N. A. T. I. O. N. That's a long word. Especially when typed like that. Anyways, I'mma trying to catch up with my writing and I'm gonna be revising some of my stories and all that lark, so, for now, I think I'm gonna go back to my hole... Sarcastic jerk with a sparkling personality and a low tolerance for Homo Sapiens. Disclaimer: I own barely anything I write. Except for the plot. And a few characters. And settings. And... Favorite Books: Gallagher Girls - Ally Carter Harry Potter - J.K Rowling Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins CHERUB - Robert Muchamore Ways to Live Forever - Sally Nicholls The Fault in Our Stars - John Green Favorite pairings: Zammie Drarry Destiel Johnlock Merthur 25 Reasons To Thank My Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. (\_/) Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!! We’re always together, we’re one of a kind, 3 words describe us - 'partners in crime'. Anagrams.
PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: MOTHER IN LAW When you rearrange the you get letters: WOMAN HITLER TOM CRUISE When you rearrange the you get letters: SO I'M CUTER CONVERSATION When you rearrange the you get letters: VOICES RANT ON THE TITANIC DISASTER When you rearrange the you get letters: DEATH, IT STARTS IN ICE Bella: You're pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Edward: Say it...Out loud...Say it! Bella: A Snowman.. You: Teacher! Teacher: Yes? You: Can I ask you something?Teacher: Sure, go on. You: Would you punish me for something that I didn't do at all? Teacher: Of course not. You: Good, I didn't do my homework I've been in 2 milleniums, 2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the 1st black president of the USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Landen killed, a royal weding between at prince and commoner and the end of the world. I'm not even 20 yet The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we were born... and only stops when we take exams. "I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse." "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet." "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." "If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?" "I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens." "There is one thing my wife and I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." "Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." "The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." |
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