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Joined 06-20-11, id: 3006666, Profile Updated: 09-04-11
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

5 Things About Me

1. I am a girl.

2. I love music.

3. I love m&m's (especially peanut butter).

4.My favorite things to do are READING, swimming, and tubing.

5. I am ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with Percy Jackson and Twilight.

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

1. Grab the nearest book to you and open up to page 81 line 4.

"Please put on the nets and rubber gloves and join me behind...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Blanket, Hairbrush, Remote

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Suite Life on Deck

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

5:32

5. What time is it:

5:44 (not bad)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

nothing...

7. When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?

Getting out of the Car

8. Before you started this what did you look at?

Kid On Fanfiction's profile

9. What are you wearing?

Victoria Secret Pink Shirt, Black Shorts, and a Chain Neckless

10. Did you dream last night?

I dont think so

11. When did you last laugh?

Cant Remember probably not too long ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Window, door, Posters, Mirror, Pictures

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Everytime I look in the mirror or at my family.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its cool.

15. What is the last film you've saw?

Mega-Mind (it sounds stupid and kiddish but its hilarious)

16. If you became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy?

A mansion, lots of books, and a HOT-TUB

17. If your first child is a girl what would you name it?

Aubreigh (my sister's friends name and I absulutely

18. If your first child is a guy what would you name it?

Luke (recognize from any books? COUGH PJO COUGH) or Cameron

HERE IS MY LIST OF NAMES FOR KIDS

BOYS

Andrew Adam Anthony Michael Liam Luke Jason Aaron Alec Cameron Tristan

Girls

Aubreigh Thalia Abigail Adrianne Allison Isabella Massie Rosalie Piper Bianca Paige Paisley Lexie Cameron Khloe (Chloe)

NOTE: You should recognize alot of these from books

the six truths of life

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

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Team Edward for love, Team Jacob for kindness

Team Bella for courage and not being spineless

Team Alice for wisdom, for caring, and charm

Team Carlisle for being there, and sewing her arm

Team Emmett for laughter, for joking and fun

Team Mike for knowing he wasn't the one

Team Rosalie for beauty, but not for depth

Team Jasper for self-control, and not being inept

Team Seth for unity, and establishing peace

Team Sam for halting the war, and calling for a cease

Team Esme for being motherly, and caring for her boys

Team Leah for knowing when to make some noise

Team Charlie for loving, and wanting to understand

Team Renee for letting Bella move and take a stand

Team Everyone for working together to stop the fight

Team Stephanie Meyer for writing TWILIGHT!

If your life was a movie what would the soundtrack be?

Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!!

Opening credits: Hey Stephen

Waking up: Born This Way (Makes Sense... In A REALLY Weird Way)

First day of school: Little Man (Shudder)

Breaking up: Remember When

Driving: Mary's Song

Flashback: Super Bass

Mental Breakdown: Poker Face

Getting back together: Cold As You

Wedding: Hook It Up

Birth of a child: Hot'N'Cold (my child is bipolar awwww)

Final battle: Forever and Always

Death scene: Unapologize (sorry about being dead)

Funeral: Did it Ever Cross Your Mind

End credits: Before He Cheats

WHAT HURTS THE MOST

1. PUT YOUR iTUNES OR iPOD ON SHUFFLE (OR my YouTube Playlist).

2. FOR EACH QUESTION, PRESS THE "NEXT" BUTTON TO GET YOUR ANSWER.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME, NO MATTER HOW SILLY.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

When there was Me and You

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Just a Dream (i'm so cool they could only dream of being my friends... NOT)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

1985 (well okay then...)

WHAT IS 2+2?

You Belong with Me

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Honey I'm Home

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Christmas Must Be Something More ( i think about him on christmas perhaps)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Songs Like This (Bad Love Life... Sad)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Come On Get Higher (O.O im a druggie... so not gonna happen)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Did It Ever Cross Your Mind (Makes Sense)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Party in the USA (will be happy when i leave)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Tim McGraw

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Amazed (they are oh so amazed i lived this long considering how... unpredictable i am)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Who's Cheatin On Who (i like getting in other peoples business)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Little Man (im crushing on a dwarf???)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Tell Me Why (im still your friend, oh thats right we are equally craziy)

WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Our Song (confused)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

So Small (ill die short...poo)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Don't Leave (ill leave someone i shouldn't have)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Should've said No (??confused again??)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

A Place in this World (under my bed *sniffle* theres monsters under there)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Little Bitty (it will be but short-lived?)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Its 5 o'clock somewhere (time zones scare me)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Bet On It (i guess so)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WOULD CHANGE?

Cowboy Casanova (i regret a boyfriend)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Cold As You (im really cold)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

What Hurts the Most

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely cannot live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. (Notice this is italicized, bolded and underlined. I am SUPER OBSESSED. And proud of it!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

there is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME

I hide my heartfelt concern for others with sarcasm and indifference.

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

I love reading, writing and anything to do with music - it's one of my passions.

Perfection is a waste of time.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, SailorGirl3,maemae123

Give someone a package and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at o-seven hundred hours tomarrow. Bring no one."

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Taste the rainbow- eat crayons.

There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't.

I ran with scissors- AND LIVED!

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy off of.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idioit- some part are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

I see regular people- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Conciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirer is only a stalker with a stationary.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

You say phsyco like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat, curiousity was framed.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so fun to watch fall down stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiciton of terms.

What happens if someone is scared to death twice?? Hmmm I wonder...

CUTE BUT PHSYCO- THINGS EVEN OUT.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

I won't go to hell it has a restraining order against me!

You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me.

What you might call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the court next to me.

LOVE YOUR ENEMIES... IT PISSES THEM OFF.

I'm not so good with the advice, can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

The voices in my head may not be real, but they sure have good ideas...

Ooops! Did my sacasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nevously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever... So far so good.

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you.

Embrace your inner rebel; DON"T SIT UP STRAIGHT!!!

You're awesome! But when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

I don't obsess, I think intensly.

Smile; it makes others wonder what you're up to.

When I go, I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming in absolute terror, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never triend to slam a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

IT HAPPENS... BUT MOSTLY TO ME, SO DON'T WORRY.

You mess with me, you mess with a trailer park full of drunken lunatics. With guns.

Life was so easy when all boys had cooties.

I teach you to lie cheat and steal. And the moment I'm gone you stand in line.

Do you ever wonder where eraser bits go??

Silence is golden. Ductape is Silver.

Not all of those who wander are lost. - J. R. R. Tolkien

I don't have a short attention sp- Ohhhh, look a squirrel;

Chaos, panic, and pandemonium. My work here is done.

I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead.

"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends." - Luna Lovegood (my long lost twin...)

"Hon, we live in a trailer park. Tackiness is our charm."

A friend will help you up when you fall, a best friend will take your ungraceful, muddy photo and send it to all of the people you know.

You always said tomorow would be a better day... ... ...I guess tomorow never came.

Did it hurt when I fell from heaven?... No but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil.

Why does a Rose represent Love, when a rose always dies?

I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Forgive your enemies, just don't forget their names.

It's you and me against the world, we attack at dawn.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but only 4 to reach out and punch them. HARD.

List Twelve of your favorite PJO characters in no particular order.

1.Posiedon

2. Sally

3.Tyson

4.Percy

5. Athena

6.Rachel

7.Zues

8. Thalia

9. Chiron

10. Nico

11. Dionysus

12. Annabeth

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Rachel/Dionysus) Shudder NOPE and NOPE

Do You think Four is hawt? ...How hawt?

(Percy) YeS at least his actor is. VeRy

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Annabeth/Thalia)UHHH i don't feel confortable answering that and it can't happen

Can you recall any fanfics about Nine?

(Chiron)Not where he is a main character but he is in a lot of them

Would One and Two make a good couple?

(Poseidon/Sally) YESSSS I

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Athena/Chiron or Athena/Nico) uh i guess 5/10 but neither is good

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Posiedon and Zues are in a happy relationship until Chiron runs off with Zues.Posiedon,brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dioysus and a brief unhappy affair with Rachel,then follows the wise advice ofAthena and finds true love with Annabeth.

They are all guys except they last 3 creepy

Name this Story

My Whacked Up Life

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, maemae123

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. (...PEOPLE STILL DOn'T GET IT!)

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days''

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. You see this guys? I'm talking to you! No, not you, you! Nevermind, guys...I just felt like pointing this out...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Quotes:

"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."

"But you have heard of me."- Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow

"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt... and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Now, you two- Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or-"

"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a tiolet."

"Great idea though, thanks, Mum." :Fred and George. PS.

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"

"Yes," Harry said stiffly.

"Yes, sir."

"There's no need to call me sir, Professor." :Harry. HBP.

"Being normal is for freaks."- unknown

"We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"- unknown

"Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."- unknown

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the fist move.

'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'

'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'


-Edward Cullen Song Lyrics- (I DO NOT OWN THIS!) (Sing to the tune of Heartless by Kanye west)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcV9BFB4Ufs

(there's the link to watch on YouTube)

CHORUS:
In Twilight, this guy I know,
Palest skin you ever saw,
All the girls still want him though,
And know you know,
I wanna be like Edward Cullen,
I wanna be Edward Cullen,
Wish I could be edward Cullen

VERSE 1:
Wish I could be Cul-len,yo
Wish I could get all the girls,yo,
Didn't have to breath,
Didn't have to eat food,
And of course I want to read everybody's thoughts,
I wanna sparkle in that light and drive a Volvo,
And honestly I wanna play the piano,
Although it would suck that I would never turn 18,
Cuz I know pedophiles would try to rape me

I wanna say that Dracula is my homie,
Be a vegetarian even though I eat meat,
I wanna say that Carlilse is my daddy,

That's such an awesome name,
They'll all be jealous of me

REPEAT CHORUS

VERSE 2
Wish I could be in Dr.Cullen's,
Family and the Olympic Coven,
Then Edward can be my brethren,
And he can tell me how to be more like him,
Jasper and Emmet are so cool also,
And Alice is like Katy Perry,
Hot n Cold,
I don't wanna be near Rosalie, though,
Cuz I have a thing about be around A-Holes

I'd run and tell Edward,
To leave Bella, please,
It's obvious she'd much rather,
Be with me,
But if he says no,
Then I'll have to agree,
Cuz honestly,
He can beat the crap outta me

REPEAT CHORUS

THIRD VERSE
Walkin', Walkin', Walkin's
DUMB,
Wish I could do the Edward Run,
Then I would be realy quick too,
And get back in time for Scooby Doo

If I were Edward,
I would be,
A million times hotter than he could ever be,
And James would be afraid of me!
I would live happily

I wanna read other people's thoughts,
I wanna have edward Cullen's life,
I wanna graduate a thousand times.

REPEAT CHORUS

Cullen, Cullen Cullen x3

Man: Girl, you must be a thief because you stole my heart. Woman: Hun, I only steal valuable things

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. They're also the kind that would spend hours upon hours trying to drown a goldfish... but they know i love them

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing, more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us" type of thing

If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you

Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face.. and still know something's wrong.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."

'I'll protect my friends because I know they're worth protecting.'

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball makes a big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!

"The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me."

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

there were 3 girls
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what youjust said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anythingshe opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

okay i hate these too but got really freaked out and had to repost!


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Spark of Brooklyn by VividInfinity reviews
I've always lived in Brooklyn, third in command of her newsies, first in command of her girl newsies. But now, Spotty dear's complicating things.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,994 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Spot C.
Humor Me by KayInInk reviews
In their seventh year, the Marauders are determined to go out with a bang. James, as Head Boy, is ready to capture his doe, the Head Girl, Lily Evans. With the Dark Lord on the rise and Severus Snape chasing Lily too, James Potter is in for a rough year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Masquerade by Barefoot Beach Bum reviews
Chiron decides to have fun this summer, with a masquerade. Will contain percabeth, thalico, and many more! Slightly AU. everyone is alive cept Luke. Percabeth have never kissed before. PLz read. Summary sucks! Story is better than it sounds!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Sequel by SerpentWinged reviews
Order of the Phoenix and Dumbledore's Army watch A Very Potter Sequel. Rated T for Language! Read it, or Mama Umbridge will pull out her LOVE Handel! Edit: I HAVE RETURNED WITH FRESH INSPIRATION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
THE CHAMPION OF CHAOS by Aqualin rulz reviews
SUMMARY-ANNABETH CHEATS ON PERCY AFTER THE SECOND TITAN WAR. PERCY LEAVES CAMP.AFTER 500 YEARS GAIA AND THE TITANS FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH LOKI AND THE GIANTS. THE NORSE GODS HAVE JOINED THEM TO DEFEAT GAEA AND LOKI.CHAOS'S HELP INTERVENES.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Percy J., Jason G.
New Views by TinyButDangerous reviews
At six years old Bella knew all about the Volturi and vampires, She was raise by them. After an incident leaving her no longer human Aro sends her to the Cullens'for her own protection. Could this be the best thing to ever happen to her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Bella
A Reunion To Remember by Soonersgirl86 reviews
15 years after the war Percy and Annabeth are living a normal life and have two kids.When Hermes drops by a invite to a reunion at camp halfblood,the truth comes out,old feuds are forgotten,new love is found,and even new life.Be nice.OOC/fullness at times
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,287 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Zeus has a Quest? by ParadoxialLife reviews
When Percy and the other demigods are tired of Zeus' arrogance, they send him, Athena, and Poseidon on the quest to retrieve the lightning bolt. Can three gods that hate each other work together to complete the quest like Annabeth and Percy? HIATUS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Zeus, Poseidon
Aurora by FireandIce627 reviews
The Cullens are going back to school! They face new challenges, go on adventures, and Edward and Bella learn what it means to be parents. All characters are in canon. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011
Love Me, Hate Me, Everything in Between by monkkeyslut reviews
A series of oneshots. Various pairings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 81,349 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Slight Advantages by Storage-Jar reviews
"You know Greek?" she asked, looking genuinely surprised. ** Being a demigod and its perks at school /Takes place after TLO, where TLH didn't happen.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Hope by xXxDaughteroftheKingxXx reviews
"If we learn nothing else from this tragedy, we learn that life is short, and there is no time for hate."- Sandy Dahl, wife of Flight 93 pilot Jason Dahl. Oneshot; rated T for minor language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Missing Pieces by Mystic25 reviews
Annabeth Chase misses Percy Jackson. And, there's nothing simple about that. Post The Lost Hero, so there are some spoilers. Percy/Annabeth. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,766 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Pain by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
Percy Jackson, who has had a bad past and doesn't know how to handle his pain. The only answer to him is cutting himself. Annabeth Chase, his best friend doesn't know until she notices something different. Dark, OOC. [DISCONTINUED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,072 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Adopting the Sea by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe reviews
the cullens adopt percy after his mom dies when he's small. Will they freak out when he goes on quests? What does Poseidon think of his son living with vampires? Tune in to find out! I suck at sumaries Please R&R. Rated T for Paranoia.
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Percy J.
Life after War by MeatloafGreaserFilms reviews
Percy s life after the war. Who will he meet? What will he do? Please review! Rated T for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Afterwards by Coqui's Song reviews
Percy knows Annabeth is pregnant with his twins. But he just doesn't realize how hard it will be... to raise two intelligent, powerful half-bloods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Percy Jackson Harry Potter and Twilight Online by Dallas Angel reviews
This is what happens when the characters of twilight percy jackson and harry potter in the same chatroom
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
At the Bar by wisegirlindisguise reviews
One late night at the bar leads to one crazy encounter. What has Annabeth become after being parted form camp and Percy for FIVE YEARS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,990 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
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I'm Pregnant reviews
collection of stories from pregnant couples in harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Telling Our Stories reviews
Summary: 27 year old Annabeth, with some help from Thalia and Nico, is telling stories of her and her deceased husband, Percy's, quests to their children.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Annabeth C.
Crying reviews
Everyones Crying and now you know why. I suck at summaries. please read and review because its better than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cry reviews
A one-shot i wrote about why there are so many tears
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P.
I'll Walk reviews
songfic for I'll Walk by Bucky Covington. PLEASE REVIEW
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Who Knew reviews
A songfic about when Percy leaves and Annabeth is feeling miserable. Please review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete