![]() Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter. 5 Things About Me 1. I am a girl. 2. I love music. 3. I love m&m's (especially peanut butter). 4.My favorite things to do are READING, swimming, and tubing. 5. I am ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with Percy Jackson and Twilight. The Percy Jackson pleadge: FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it 1. Grab the nearest book to you and open up to page 81 line 4. "Please put on the nets and rubber gloves and join me behind... 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Blanket, Hairbrush, Remote 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Suite Life on Deck 4. Without looking guess what time it is? 5:32 5. What time is it: 5:44 (not bad) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? nothing... 7. When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing? Getting out of the Car 8. Before you started this what did you look at? Kid On Fanfiction's profile 9. What are you wearing? Victoria Secret Pink Shirt, Black Shorts, and a Chain Neckless 10. Did you dream last night? I dont think so 11. When did you last laugh? Cant Remember probably not too long ago 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Window, door, Posters, Mirror, Pictures 13. Seen anything weird lately? Everytime I look in the mirror or at my family. 14. What do you think of this quiz? Its cool. 15. What is the last film you've saw? Mega-Mind (it sounds stupid and kiddish but its hilarious) 16. If you became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy? A mansion, lots of books, and a HOT-TUB 17. If your first child is a girl what would you name it? Aubreigh (my sister's friends name and I absulutely 18. If your first child is a guy what would you name it? Luke (recognize from any books? COUGH PJO COUGH) or Cameron HERE IS MY LIST OF NAMES FOR KIDS BOYS Andrew Adam Anthony Michael Liam Luke Jason Aaron Alec Cameron Tristan Girls Aubreigh Thalia Abigail Adrianne Allison Isabella Massie Rosalie Piper Bianca Paige Paisley Lexie Cameron Khloe (Chloe) NOTE: You should recognize alot of these from books the six truths of life 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3 Team Edward for love, Team Jacob for kindness Team Bella for courage and not being spineless Team Alice for wisdom, for caring, and charm Team Carlisle for being there, and sewing her arm Team Emmett for laughter, for joking and fun Team Mike for knowing he wasn't the one Team Rosalie for beauty, but not for depth Team Jasper for self-control, and not being inept Team Seth for unity, and establishing peace Team Sam for halting the war, and calling for a cease Team Esme for being motherly, and caring for her boys Team Leah for knowing when to make some noise Team Charlie for loving, and wanting to understand Team Renee for letting Bella move and take a stand Team Everyone for working together to stop the fight Team Stephanie Meyer for writing TWILIGHT! If your life was a movie what would the soundtrack be? Put your music on Shuffle and fill this out!! Opening credits: Hey Stephen Waking up: Born This Way (Makes Sense... In A REALLY Weird Way) First day of school: Little Man (Shudder) Breaking up: Remember When Driving: Mary's Song Flashback: Super Bass Mental Breakdown: Poker Face Getting back together: Cold As You Wedding: Hook It Up Birth of a child: Hot'N'Cold (my child is bipolar awwww) Final battle: Forever and Always Death scene: Unapologize (sorry about being dead) Funeral: Did it Ever Cross Your Mind End credits: Before He Cheats WHAT HURTS THE MOST 1. PUT YOUR iTUNES OR iPOD ON SHUFFLE (OR my YouTube Playlist). 2. FOR EACH QUESTION, PRESS THE "NEXT" BUTTON TO GET YOUR ANSWER. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME, NO MATTER HOW SILLY. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? When there was Me and You WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Just a Dream (i'm so cool they could only dream of being my friends... NOT) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? 1985 (well okay then...) WHAT IS 2+2? You Belong with Me WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Honey I'm Home WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Christmas Must Be Something More ( i think about him on christmas perhaps) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Songs Like This (Bad Love Life... Sad) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Come On Get Higher (O.O im a druggie... so not gonna happen) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Did It Ever Cross Your Mind (Makes Sense) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Party in the USA (will be happy when i leave) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Tim McGraw WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Amazed (they are oh so amazed i lived this long considering how... unpredictable i am) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Who's Cheatin On Who (i like getting in other peoples business) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Little Man (im crushing on a dwarf???) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Tell Me Why (im still your friend, oh thats right we are equally craziy) WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Our Song (confused) HOW WILL YOU DIE? So Small (ill die short...poo) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Don't Leave (ill leave someone i shouldn't have) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Should've said No (??confused again??) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? A Place in this World (under my bed *sniffle* theres monsters under there) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Little Bitty (it will be but short-lived?) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Its 5 o'clock somewhere (time zones scare me) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Bet On It (i guess so) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WOULD CHANGE? Cowboy Casanova (i regret a boyfriend) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Cold As You (im really cold) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? What Hurts the Most I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you absolutely cannot live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile! The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. (Notice this is italicized, bolded and underlined. I am SUPER OBSESSED. And proud of it!) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. there is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME I hide my heartfelt concern for others with sarcasm and indifference. There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead. When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate. A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. I love reading, writing and anything to do with music - it's one of my passions. Perfection is a waste of time. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, SailorGirl3,maemae123 Give someone a package and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at o-seven hundred hours tomarrow. Bring no one." I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Taste the rainbow- eat crayons. There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't. I ran with scissors- AND LIVED! Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy off of. He who laughs last thinks slowest. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idioit- some part are missing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. I see regular people- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Conciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirer is only a stalker with a stationary. If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk. You say phsyco like it's a bad thing... Stupidity killed the cat, curiousity was framed. People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so fun to watch fall down stairs. I find 'good morning' a contradiciton of terms. What happens if someone is scared to death twice?? Hmmm I wonder... CUTE BUT PHSYCO- THINGS EVEN OUT. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. I won't go to hell it has a restraining order against me! You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me. What you might call stupidity, I call selective understanding. I would be more scared if you were aiming for the court next to me. LOVE YOUR ENEMIES... IT PISSES THEM OFF. I'm not so good with the advice, can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment? The voices in my head may not be real, but they sure have good ideas... Ooops! Did my sacasm hurt your feelings? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. One day we'll look back on this, laugh nevously, and change the subject. I intend to live forever... So far so good. Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again. Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you. Embrace your inner rebel; DON"T SIT UP STRAIGHT!!! You're awesome! But when the zombies come, I'm tripping you. I don't obsess, I think intensly. Smile; it makes others wonder what you're up to. When I go, I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming in absolute terror, like the passengers in his car. Whoever said nothing was impossible never triend to slam a revolving door. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. IT HAPPENS... BUT MOSTLY TO ME, SO DON'T WORRY. You mess with me, you mess with a trailer park full of drunken lunatics. With guns. Life was so easy when all boys had cooties. I teach you to lie cheat and steal. And the moment I'm gone you stand in line. Do you ever wonder where eraser bits go?? Silence is golden. Ductape is Silver. Not all of those who wander are lost. - J. R. R. Tolkien I don't have a short attention sp- Ohhhh, look a squirrel; Chaos, panic, and pandemonium. My work here is done. I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead. "I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends." - Luna Lovegood (my long lost twin...) "Hon, we live in a trailer park. Tackiness is our charm." A friend will help you up when you fall, a best friend will take your ungraceful, muddy photo and send it to all of the people you know. You always said tomorow would be a better day... ... ...I guess tomorow never came. Did it hurt when I fell from heaven?... No but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil. Why does a Rose represent Love, when a rose always dies? I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead. Roses are red, violets are blue, Forgive your enemies, just don't forget their names. It's you and me against the world, we attack at dawn. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but only 4 to reach out and punch them. HARD. List Twelve of your favorite PJO characters in no particular order. 1.Posiedon 2. Sally 3.Tyson 4.Percy 5. Athena 6.Rachel 7.Zues 8. Thalia 9. Chiron 10. Nico 11. Dionysus 12. Annabeth Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Rachel/Dionysus) Shudder NOPE and NOPE Do You think Four is hawt? ...How hawt? (Percy) YeS at least his actor is. VeRy What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Annabeth/Thalia)UHHH i don't feel confortable answering that and it can't happen Can you recall any fanfics about Nine? (Chiron)Not where he is a main character but he is in a lot of them Would One and Two make a good couple? (Poseidon/Sally) YESSSS I Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Athena/Chiron or Athena/Nico) uh i guess 5/10 but neither is good Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12). Posiedon and Zues are in a happy relationship until Chiron runs off with Zues.Posiedon,brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dioysus and a brief unhappy affair with Rachel,then follows the wise advice ofAthena and finds true love with Annabeth. They are all guys except they last 3 creepy Name this Story My Whacked Up Life Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, maemae123 If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. (...PEOPLE STILL DOn'T GET IT!) If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. My favorite word is sarcasm. Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days'' God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone Education is important, school however, is another matter. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same. I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. You see this guys? I'm talking to you! No, not you, you! Nevermind, guys...I just felt like pointing this out... Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." I apologize, do you want me to mean it too? Quotes: "You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of." "But you have heard of me."- Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt... and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow "Now, you two- Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or-" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a tiolet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum." :Fred and George. PS. "Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," Harry said stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me sir, Professor." :Harry. HBP. "Being normal is for freaks."- unknown "We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"- unknown "Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."- unknown An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe! If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the fist move. 'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away' 'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me' -Edward Cullen Song Lyrics- (I DO NOT OWN THIS!) (Sing to the tune of Heartless by Kanye west) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcV9BFB4Ufs (there's the link to watch on YouTube) CHORUS: VERSE 1: I wanna say that Dracula is my homie, REPEAT CHORUS VERSE 2 I'd run and tell Edward, REPEAT CHORUS THIRD VERSE If I were Edward, I wanna read other people's thoughts, REPEAT CHORUS Cullen, Cullen Cullen x3 Man: Girl, you must be a thief because you stole my heart. Woman: Hun, I only steal valuable things Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. They're also the kind that would spend hours upon hours trying to drown a goldfish... but they know i love them People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing, more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us" type of thing If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work... WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder "They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." Education is important, school however, is another matter. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face.. and still know something's wrong. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow "I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." 'I'll protect my friends because I know they're worth protecting.' Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball makes a big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. "The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." I ran with scissors, and lived! Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP! "The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me." Try Not To Cry: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". there were 3 girls okay i hate these too but got really freaked out and had to repost! |
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