![]() this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.(lol!) Feel free to PM me your opinion of that joke. Hahaha. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile! .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to your profile. 73 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Homey1717, Writer.of.the.gods, Taylur, percabeth 4evr, valkyriecain2110, TheGreekGoddessofMagic,royalwriter, ThornyRoseIsTrue, TikTakJabberJay For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff ike this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when all you can think about is Harry Potter. Crazy is when you stay up all night using Paint to "edit" some wings onto a picture of you so you look somewhat like Maximum Ride. Crazy is when you stare at a door for eight minutes, at the house you've lived in for a year trying to figure out if it is a push or pull door. Crazy is when you sing Super Friends off HMB in front of your whole class including your teacher. Crazy is when you find a word on the internet which means the act of throwing someone or something out a you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Some people say that- Blondes are dumb, Burnettes are smart, Redheads will go to hell, People with black hair are goth, And people with white hair are ugly, Copy and repost this if you think that that's a lie, and that you can't judge someone by the color of their hair. You say I'm pretty, but all I see are my flaws. The Six Truths of Life: 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. 77% of girls think they're ugly, 100% aren't. If you're a girl, repost this. How to know if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games 1. If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!" 2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay 3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc) 4. You cried when Rue died (I know i'm heartless) 5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long 6. You named your cat Buttercup 7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc 8. You love pita bread 9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT 10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune 11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character 12. You like to wear your hair in a braid(It's too short :( ) 13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta (now I want a friend named Peter) 14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names. 15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on March 23, 2012 16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person 17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire 18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire 19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life 20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12" 21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like 22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did. 23. You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch 24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!" (I will next time I see one.) 25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight (which is obviously not even close to The Hunger Games in quality of story) 26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids 27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay 28. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between. (I love her!) 29. You have parts of the book memorized 30. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games Because I felt like it! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. Slated. "What of?" Amy says, and laughs. "If you mean me 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The wall. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? A James Bond movie 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:45 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:25. Okay I have been on the computer longer than I thought. 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The dishwasher. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Walking in form the car after going to the shops. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My emails. 9. What are you wearing? My pajamas, a dressing gown and one bed sock. (I lost the other one) 10. Did you dream last night? That I was a Slated and I lost my Levo. 11. When did you last laugh? At my emails. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Paint. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Nope 14. What do you think of this quiz? idk 15. What is the last film you saw? Casino Royale. A James Bond movie. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A farm and heaps of animals and then Hunger Games stuff. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I burnt my hand on a tray of shortbread and got a scar. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? idk 19. Do you like to dance? Sort-of. 20. George Bush: right... 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Jodie or Skye. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Matthew or Peter. 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes. In England. I like random sayings soo... Well some of these will make you think others will make you laugh: I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger - and then it hit me. We are not retreating we are advancing in the opposite direction. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese - what do you prefer worms or cheese? Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too It’s important to think of the characters They’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste this into your profile I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road, the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom. . . I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine. I hear the medic say I'll die in a short time. I just want to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink. It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think. He was probably at the same party as I. The only difference is, he drank and I will die. Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life. I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife. The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair. I'm lying here her dying, and all he can do is stare. Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave, Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive, If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared. Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there. I have one last question, Mom, before I say goodbye. I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die? I saw this on a friends' profile, and I cried when I read it. Hundreds of people die every day because of DWI. And most of them are teenagers. Shouldn't this stop? This waste of life? Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree. The Review Revolution... Even if the fic has 10,002,464 reviews already... I will review every fic I read I have joined Review Revolution. To all of you who have been oppressed and have had your Submit your Own Tribute stories reported. WE ARE REBELLING! It's time to start governing our OWN stories and if these people can't leave us be, then we WILL strike back! There are far too many SYOTs out there for them to start reporting us now and if we don't do something about it, these stories will cease to exist. I am getting a petition going to show the mediators of FF.net that we want that rule changed for the peace of mind of us Hunger Game fans! If you're with me, please copy and paste the petition below onto your profile and type your pen name so that others will know you're on board. (And after you're done, please PM me so I know that you signed so I can keep an eye on this thing.) Fire Is Catching3481, shadowming1998, TikTakJabberJay, Write down 12 different Hunger Games Characters 1) Finnick 2) Peeta 3) Rue 4) Haymitch 5) Johanna 6) Prim 7) Buttercup 8) Clove 9) Foxface 10) Thresh 11) My OC Velvet ;) 12) Cato 1.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Umm no. 2) do you think number 4 is hot...how hot? He might have been when he was young. :)
Well I think they would be very happy together. 4.) Do you recall any fanfics about nine? Look at my favorite stories. 5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Maybe if Prim was older. 6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten is better than Five/Nine. 7.) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? Buttercup would hiss at Peeta for kissing the girl that tried to kill Katniss. 8.) Make up a summary on a three/ten fanfic. Everyone knows that they were reaped together but what happens when Rue and Thresh meet in the afterlife. No-one write this story I so bags it. 9.) Is there anything as a one/eight fluff?
10.) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fanfic. Fighting for the Dead. MY TOP 10 BOOK CHARACTERS 1. Finnick 2. Iggy 3. Annie 4. Rue 5. Prim 6. Nudge 7. Lavinia 8. Darius 9. Johanna 10. Peeta What would you do if... 1 woke you up in the middle of the night Do you have a sugar cube ;) 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering Annie you can just go outside and wait. 4 announced that he or she's going to marry 9 tomorrow What is it? the first of April. 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family WOOHOO yay you are so cool 9 made fun of your friends Johanna look what I have in my hand...a bucket of water. 10 ignored you all time I don't care who you are but no-one gives moi the silent treatment 2 serial killers are after you what will 1 do? Do you find this...Distracting. You're are on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do ? Ignores it because he is blind It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? A pearl or a handmade card. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do Jump out the window onto a tree and get help. You're about to do something that make you extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Try to convince me not to do it. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? What happened to Katniss, bread boy. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Give me a hug and look at me kindly. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Yell, "Go on you can beat them." You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? COme on we all know that you aren't crazy. 2 tells you about his or her deeply hidden love for number 9 Right... WHERE DID YOU MEET? You're dating 1 and he or she introduces you to his or her parents. Would you get along? Not gonna happen he has no parents. 2 loves number 3 as well. What does that mean? Finnick would kill Iggy Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? No... You had a haircut and 6 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Is there something wrong. 1 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? I already knew that but... it isn't his fault. 8 thinks he or she'll never get a girl or boyfriend. What will you tell him or her? It's okay just write a note to Lavinia. 9 is too shy to face you and confess their love by sending a email. Now what? WTF Johanna You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Is it CPR this time. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Never! Would 2 trust 5? He should. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What study will they pick English. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl or boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Yes very ;) 2 sent a message to her or his bf or gf but 9 got it. What would happen? Johanna would get very weirded out. 98% of teens can't add. If you're one of the 10% who can copy and paste this into your profile. |
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