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Joined 03-19-14, id: 5601355, Profile Updated: 12-29-14
Author has written 2 stories for South Park, and Invader Zim.

So, hi there! I'm Invader Kylie.3! I was going to choose just InvaderKylie, but someone already had that name. I'm probably going to write some stories at one point, but since I barely have access to a computer, I can't upload anything. I do, however, have about 4 South Park stories on my iPad, along with some other Invader Zim stories, but I'm too lazy to do anything right now.


Journal Thing:

This is basically where I can say things, rant about things, thank people, and stuff. (BEWARE: Horrible Spelling on ones timing before 9:00Am, and after 1:00AM.)

7/10/14 1:40AM

Well, I stayed up late on my father's laptop again. I mean, mostly all I ever do is draw, watch vids, and write stories! It's amazing. At least today/tomorrow I'll be able to stay up late on my own laptop. God, I'm soooooooooooo freaking tired... I guess I'll go to bed and dream about candy and junk. Kidding. I just dream about lamps and tacos. Lamps? XD Like I said, I'm so tired I can't even concentrate or type right...GOODNIGHT THEN.

7/13/14 - 12:15 AM

of course. 3 days after I said I'd get a new lappy, I get bailed on. THREE DAYS! But I digress. At long last, Chapter 4 of 5 Children is up. WHOOP-DE-FRIGGIN-DO. *sigh* My summer sucks. Anyyywayyysss...Today I had some Pizza Hut. If anyone who reads this has ever seen that Raging Bonus on SmoshGames, where they order pizza with a Kinect, I ordered a pizza with extra bacon, and extra sausage, and those Hershey's Chocolate things. I put one of those on a piece of pizza, poured chocolate sauce ALLLLL over it, rolled it up, and ate it. My God, that was DELICIOUS!!! So...BYE AGAIN I GUESS .3.


Here's some other stuff!

1. What is your name? I don't really want to say my name, so I preferred to be called Kylie, or Pickles.

2. How old are you? I'm between 10 and 15 years old.

3. Are you a boy or a girl? I'm a girl. You have a problem? Ha.

4. When were you born? August 29...

5. What color are your eyes? Hazel/Brown.

6. What color is your hair? Brown.

7. Is it long or short? Shoulder Length.

8. Curly or straight? Both.

9. What color is your skin? Pretty Pale. I...I don't get out much.

10. Are you short or tall? I'm 5'6. Enough for you?

11. Do you have any pets? Yeah, a cat named 'Milo', and 3 dogs.

12. Where do you live? North America :P

13. Do you have body piercings? No, and never will.

14. Do you have brothers or sisters? Older bro, and sis.

15. Are you (A) Straight (B) Gay/Lesbian (C)Bi? Probably A. C. I'm bullied a lot now.

16. Are you neat or messy? Extremely messy.

17. Are you shy? Always

18. Are you single? Forever

19. Do you live in a house or apartment? House.

20. Are you popular? Pfft, Who cares?

FAVORITES

21. Color? Lime Green.

22. Food? Bean Burrito. I only have them once every two weeks.

23. Drink? Mountain Dew: Baha Blast, preferably slushified.

24. Place? My Sister's old bedroom.

25. Animal? Kitteh.

26. Flower? White carnations.

27. Car? BMW/Slugbug.

28. Song? Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park / Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry

29. Movie? The Muppet Movie/South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

30. Show? Invader Zim/South Park

32. Person? Jim Henson/PewDiePie/Anthony Padilla

33. Shape? Cube.

34. Scent? Dr. Pepper, if that counts.

35. Website? Twitter

36. Web Browser? Google.

37. State? Kansas.

38. Character? The 10th Doctor

39. Anime? Sargent Frog.

40. Manga? M.A.R.

41. Season? Winter.

42. Fruit? Banana.

43. Vegetable? Corn.

44. Meat? Steak.

45. Ramen? I hate Ramen, sorry.

46. City? Dallas.

47. Store? Movie Trading Co.

48. Game System? NES, Baby! I wasn't around when it was popular(or made, or used, or played by more than 10,000 people,), but my older bro and sis had 2, a heckuva lot of games, and have kept it in good condition forever. It will always hold a special place in my heart.

49. Channel? Comedy Central.

50. Ice cream? Chocolate.

THIS -OR- THAT

51. Black or White? Black

52. Cats or Dogs? Cats.

53. Lemon or Lime? Lime.

54. YAOI or YURI? YAOI

55. Hot or Cold? Cold like my soul

56. Spicy or Sweet? Sweet.

57. Sour or Salty? Salty.

58. Studs or Gauges? Studs

59. Rough or Gentle? Rough

60. Day or Night? Night.

61. Easy or Hard? Easy.

62. Skype or Facebook? Skype

63. Taco or Burrito? Burrito

64. Mario or Luigi? Luigi

65. Anime or Manga? Anime.

66. Subbed or Dubbed? Subbed.

67. Fast or Slow? gotta go fast

68. Indoors or Outdoors? Indoors, please.

69. Smoking or Non? No, no, no. I hate smoking.

70. Coffee or Decaf? Coffee.

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

71. Justin Beiber. *readies gun*

72. Edward Cullen. *shoots self*

73. Michael Jackson. He's okay.

74. Kanye West. Fishsticks

75. Pokemon. Time and place for everything

76. Obama. Meh.

77. Rainbows. ARE VISIONS, BUT ONLY ILLUSIONS

78. Facebook. Good for talking to family.

79. Hospitals. *shudder*

80. Malls. Awesome, when there's barely anyone there!

81. Pie. 1.3!

82. YouTube. Poodiepie

83. Naruto. NOPE.

84. iTunes. OH, PLEASE...

85. Hugs. OKAII!

WHAT FEELINGS DOES THIS COLOR GIVE YOU?

86. Red? Fear.

87. Orange? Happy

88. Yellow? Sadness

89. Green? Happy!

90. Blue? Sad

91. Violet? Eh.

RANDOM SECTION

92. Have you seen my art/pictures? ...who's? (sorry.)

93. Do you have a DSi? YUS.

94. Are you sad we're near the end? Yeah...

95. Do you have YouTube? Kinda.

96. Would you do a meme if I made one? Sure!

97. Are you going to add me to your watch list if you haven't already? Possibly.

98. Will you draw yourself as a chibi with me? Yus.

99. Did you like my little quiz? Yea!


-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed

February I smelled

March I ran naked with

April I jumped

May I ate

June I shot

July I danced with

August I loved

September I kissed

October I robbed

November I slapped

December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A hobo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The kool-aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because the aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I loved a lesbian because Big Bird told me to. LOL WUT?


If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

99% of teenage girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the sky scraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% that would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a back flip!".

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, Invader Gilly, Invader Zonia, Invader Misty, RoboticMasterMind, HiddenShadows798, Invader Lexi, Invader Nae, GameslaveGaz, InvaderKylie.3,

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22, Invader Cakez,watermelonwafflesBISCUITS, InvaderSquishyHatress, Invader Lexi, Invader Nae, GameslaveGaz, InvaderKylie.3,

A black man walked into a cafe and sat down in a random chair. he then realized that everyone was staring at him, and that they were all white. the closest man to him was glaring at him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you're angry at Netflix for getting rid of these shows: South Park, SpongeBob, Sgt. Frog, Invader Zim, Angry Beavers, or anything else you like, post this in your profile, and add your name: InvaderKylie.3,


Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Gaz's Bedroom.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

DIB. DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBB.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

Keef. He's clingy, but fun.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

Probably Membrane. He has no concern of his children, or anyone/thing but science!

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

That Christmas Episode.

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

DIBBEHH!!!!

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

Tallest Purple, since he is a stupid purple guy. PURRPLEE!

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

Wave awkwardly and say hi, then run off.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Dib. We would see Green Day!

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Dib. He's smarterer than me!

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

*backs away slowly* NOOOOOOOOOO!

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

ZaGr.

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

Share snax while watching Zim fail repeatedly!

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Catching monsters with Dib.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

Zim: (bursts into classroom) MY BUISNESS...IS DONE!

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

Zim: Or a dimension of PURE DOOKIE!

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

Purple: ...I'm going to throw up now!

19. Favorite GIR moment?

"And I wants to go dancin'! NEKKID!"

20. Favorite Random Moment?

"Gaz, taste me! I'm delicious!"


.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. X

People have often called you insane. X

Total: 2

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality. X

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it. X

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights. X

You are a good swimmer.X

You like the rain. X

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.X

Total: 7

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. X

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 1

AIR

You have a free spirit.X

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.X

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent. X

You tend to be impatient. X

You are easily distracted. X

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. X

You wish you could fly. X

Total: 7

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone. X

You prefer nighttime over daytime. X

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people. X

Black is your favorite color. X

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. X

You don't talk much. X

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.X

You love to break the rules. X

Total: 8

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. X

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace. X

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 2

Result: I'm darkness, like I hoped


Quotes That I Quote When I Quote Quotes:

1. You...quit being banished?

2. Rob Schnider, derp de derp!

3. ...yay...

4. OH MY GOD, WE KILLED KENNY!

5. Meanwhile, in ELA...

6. "Let's watch Twilight!" "...Why?" "Because it's the best movie ever!" *flips over table* "*ahem* As you were saying?"

7. "God is here too. He'll talk to you right after Captain Crunch."


List your top 10 favorite Characters in no particular order below and answer questions about them.

1. The 11th Doctor

2. Dib

3. Pinkie Pie

4. Harry Potter

5. Fluttershy

6. Greninja

7. The 10th Doctor

8.Gir

9. Kermit The Frog (I'm here for your PC, Joel)

10. Gonzo the Great

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

hug him

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"PINKIE! GET OUT!"

Number 4 announces that he/she is going to marry Number 9…?

*eye twitch* ...Okay...?

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

"Awww, thanks Fluttershy!"

Number six was on the beach next to you sleeping?

Splash water on him. He'd be pretty angry! :D

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

but then I can't marry him ;-;

Number 8 got into the hospital

"I'm not paying this time, Zim!"

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

...I don't like him anymore.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Eh, it's okay, I guess.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Use the Sonny and kill 'em like the daleks

You're on vacation with 2 and you break your leg. What does 2 do?

Tend to my injuries, like any other crazy boy.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

She planned the whole party! That's her present.

You're about to marry 10. what is 1's reaction?

He'd be fine. Unless he loved me.

You got dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

Take me to a beautiful planet far away from all my problems so I don't have to deal with anyone or anything but him

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

"You'll do great. All you ever do is play video games anyway."

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Laugh crazily with me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. why?

adorable, bowtie, fez, tardis.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9?

*throws up* "T-that's great! I hope you two-" * throws up more*

You are dating number 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

...No. I wouldn't date Pinks anyway!

Will Number 5 and number 6 ever kiss?

Fluttershy loves animals, Greninja is an animal thing...maybe!

Number 6 seems to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

"Bad Zim!" (My Greninja's name is Zim.) "No Pokepuffs for you!"

You got a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you?

"Do you think I look good for once...?"

Number 8 thinks he/she will never get a boy/girlfriend?

"Aww, if you never find anyone, you'll always have me!"

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love with an email?

"You're cool and all, but I don't want to date a frog."

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

"NOOOOOOOO! NONONONOOOO..." My life is ruined.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Harry's trying to teach her his magic! Pinkie needs a new cupcake recipe!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

NOPE.

Would 2 trust 5?

Hmm. Fluttershy is very good at being a friend, so...yeah!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

He shoots Harry out of a cannon! AHAHAHA!

1 and 5 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

...math? I don't know!

If 6 and 3 made dinner what would they make?

Pokepuffs, of course!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

A band career?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Holy Christ.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Yes. Maybe. Who cares anyway? Ha!


COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS!!!

You know you're obsessed with Warriors when...

You love the books so much that you refuse to read anything else.

When you get a pet cat, you give it a warrior name. X

You have accidentally said things like, "What in StarClan's name...?" or, "StarClan, help me!" X

You've called your inoccent, beloved housecat a 'worthless, lazy kittypet'. X

You've given yourself a warrior name. X

You suddenly began calling kittens 'kits'. X

You wish your kitty could fight like that! X

When you saw a stray cat walking around all by itself, you muttered, "Loner... or rogue?"

You make up your own pairings, whether they're crack or not.

You write Warriors fanfiction. X

You suddenly knew more about cats than you ever would have before, after you read some of the books. X

You suddenly became better at writing about cats than about people.

You've read at least ten of the Warriors books. X

You wish you were a Clan cat. X

And that's how you know you're obsessed with WARRIOR CATS!


Annoying Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. (I'm like...1/100 Jewish...BUT STILL!)

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm OKLAHOMAN so I MUST ride a horse and live on a farm.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a SOFTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be ugly.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES

I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL.

I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT

I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER.

I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL. (I hate Pop Music, I love Soda Pop.)

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports. (I don't. I really don't play sports. I hate sports.)

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION

I spend my time READING INSTEAD OF GETTING TOGETHER WITH FRIENDS so I MUST be BORING.

I ride horses so I MUST be SHORT.

I have a horse of my OWN so I MUST be SPOILED ROTTEN.

I LAUGH for no reason so I MUST have a BAD SENSE OF HUMOR.

I have a SERIOUS OBSESSION with Disney so I must be CHILDISH AND INSECURE.

I'm a PRETEEN, so i MUST be desprate for ATTENTION on the internet.


Things I Like (that will probably get turned into stories)-

Warriors (Cats)

Sgt. Frog

The Muppets

Futurama

SpongeBob(maybe?)

Invader Zim

South Park

My Little Pony


Warrior cat names!

Kittypet : Take your warrior name and just take off the suffix.

Damp! Awkward Name.

Loner: Reach out your left arm. The first thing you touch is your name.

Tissue...WHAT?! LOL

Rouge: What is the first thing that comes to mind?

Sonic.

Barn Cat: What is the weather right now?

Cloudy.

Medicine Cat

Way 1: Think of a plant. Then add your favorite warriors suffix to it

Lilacfoot...Nice!

Exiled Cat: Think of your favorite forest animal (besides a cat)

Deer!

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Little Mountain Town by bigschmood1 reviews
Gracie's been friends with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman for years. And believe me, they've been through some weird shit. A collection of some of your favorite episodes and untold adventures concerning Gracie and the gang in fourth grade. Not that anything really ever happens in this small mountain town.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M., OC
Adjusting to the Sick Role by OrcaTimes reviews
"Fifteen, Jewish, cancer. The definition of the pity case that is Kyle Broflovski."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/20/2016 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle Broflovski: Broken Spirited by bluewveryn555 reviews
This is a follow-up to the events of Ginger Cow, and it shows just how broken Kyle is after having been tricked by Cartman, and having put up with the latter's abuse for nothing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M., Sheila B.
Big Blue Eyes by SilentProtagonist000 reviews
ON HIATUS. Kyle Broflovski has graduated from Harvard medical school with his doctorate and is offered a job in hospice care back home in South Park. One of his patients is his childhood friend, Stan Marsh, who has early-onset Alzheimer's disease and Parkinson's. Kyle realizes that for the first time, he can't fix his best friend. Style. Rating may go up later. Multichaptered.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,268 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] Kenny M., Token B.
Leap by ScarletttheLazyWriter reviews
Roscoe hasn't seen his human friend in five years. Has she forgotten her old town? Or has she found a new adventure? How many miles is the cranky villager willing to walk to be a part of that adventure? We shall see. Content rating subject to change. This fic will contain no shipping.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,919 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Complete
True Meaning of Friendship by LadyRaven-321 reviews
Kenny saves Craig from near death. This has Craig feeling he owes a huge debt to him. His chance may come when the Cult of Cthulu kidnaps the immortal child and somehow strips him of his memory.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,374 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Remembering Stan by Ben Barrett reviews
After Kyle forgets everything he knows, Stan does everything in his power to help Kyle remember. SxK. Slash. No longer a collab project.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
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Forever Friends reviews
Kylie has been friends with Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and Kenny for 2 years, when she first moved into the town. We're no longer on hiatus so look out everybody, Kylie's coming back strong! (Name Change again ehehe)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014
It's (Not) A Normal Thing reviews
There's this pretty much Mary-Sue Irken who is friends with Zim and Tak or something. She falls in love with Dib and Zim. Then there's something about suicide. I don't really have a summary of this story. Seriously, I can't think of a way to sum this up other than it sucks. There's more than one chapter... Read if you dare, I guess.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014