TheTwoHetalianSams
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Joined 06-07-15, id: 6832171, Profile Updated: 01-12-16
Author has written 7 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and X-overs.

Hi we are the Two Hetalian Sams! Most of our stories reference "You Are My Sunshine". It's an obsession, really. We are two people and we are both awesome so you should read our stories.

Sam's Bio: Hiya! I'm Sam! I have never written fanfiction before so idk how good i am :b

Call me Sam or Samson i don't care

Cannibalistic Bear Babies gave me life (along with nightmares and insomnia for a week so thanks Sammy)

I'm lazy

I'm gay

I'm genderfluid (couldn't care less about pronouns, but please no "it")

Not a single pringle

How fab

Idk what else to put here

I'm not interesting

You better read fanfiction. it can teach you how to say "i love you" awkwardly in 5 languages to your secret crush who is really creeped out by you. i know from experience. im a wee bab.

Canada is my baby, my life, my soul, and me. don't phuck with Canada.

Don't diss my otp Spamano or i will hunt you down.

I am a professional procrastinator and hermit. Hermits unite every 10 years, see you then.

I am a weeaboo who hides in my room and watches anime.

My exercise is to walk from my room to the pantry, get a snack, and walk back to my room.

Sammy is better at writing fanfiction. Sammy has experience. i don't.

I'm apparently a thief according to Sammy.

oops and now we are dating

Bye~

Sammy's Bio: Yeah so I'm Sammy! (Follow my fan page on Insta! @that.hetalia.tho)

Okay about me:

I'm so mean

I'm grey ace or pan or something idc im potato

I'm genderfluid (But I don't give a schist what pronoun you use. Female is fine. Male is fine. They is fine. Just don't call me an it. I'm not a dog.)

I'm vegetarian

I'm really judgy about everything but a bit of a huge hypocrite sometimes

I have a lot of running jokes I use casually (schist, phuck, cannibal bear babies, oh my cod etc.)

I'm dating the amazing Sam

I'm OBSESSED with that song "You Are My Sunshine" and making edits. So I have a million edits with "You Are My Sunshine" incorporated.

Also,

No that's it I have no life.

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Hours to a Year reviews
Time was going too slowly for Emil. It seemed like forever until he'd get to move out, to get his own life apart from his irritating family. But then wonderful, inspiring, adorable Leon crashes into his life. Now it appears the future is coming far too fast. (HongIce with hints of Dennor and SuFin and DenSu/SuDen)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hong Kong, Iceland]
I'm Sorry
Sometimes the comfort of loved ones can't stop the voices in our minds from making us do drastic things.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Complete
The French Basement reviews
When Alfred and Mathew go missing, and Francis invites Arthur over to discuss important issues, an unwanted surprise is exposed. Then, Arthur is forced to survive through all four weeks of what is a true hell, and unreal situations. WARNING: This story is extremely graphic, disturbing, and triggering, read with caution!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2015 - England/Britain, France - Complete
That One Night reviews
Short one-shot of a girl who is sick a tired of life at home and just wants to end it all, but she's greeted by six people who change her life of the best.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Denmark, Norway, Iceland
His Little Masquerade reviews
Lovino had always been misunderstood and gets hated for everything when people don't even try to get to know him. He only has two friends; easily getting depressed. When he's had enough, he just gives up. Only Antonio really notices Lovino's new actions so steps in to try and help. Things head down bumpy road between them; ending up on a completely new path for them both in the end
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
An Appetite for Spamano reviews
As Romano and Spain fall in love, everything is working. Dates, kisses, and cannibalism. Maybe they'll work out? (And yes, I said cannibalism! Also, the title is funny, but this gets sad and gory so keep that in mind.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Speeches reviews
After a night gone wrong, Finland/Tino comes back to his college dorm, heartbroken and lonely. This is how Sweden/Berwald comforts him. (Adorable SuFin fluff with sad Finland.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2015 - [Finland, Sweden]