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Joined 05-22-12, id: 4016955, Profile Updated: 05-05-13
Author has written 5 stories for Sisters Grimm, Harry Potter, and Maximum Ride.

Demigod Parent- Demeter

Hogwart house- Hufflepuff

HungerGame district- 10


This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! HEHE!

Ok... Dont yell at me!!!!

I just started this fanfiction thingy, so you better read (Or else...) Ha Ha.. just kidding


FIRST OF ALL...

Height- 3/4 of an inch until im five foot.ACTUALLY I AM FINALLY FIVE FOOT!!

celebration time for me!!

hair-short and auburn

eyes -depends on my mood... (HA HA!! IM LIKE PUCK! except my eyes dont turn vibrant colors...)

clothing style- Nike shoes and tee shirts.

I'M 13!! I'm a teenager

I LOVE JESUS!!!! (So I'm a christian.)

Favorite Color-Rainbow!!

Favorite food-Spageti????

Favorite book- SISTERS GRIMM or HUNGERGAMES or HARRYPOTTER or PERCYJACKSON or GOLDEN COMPASS or MAXIMUM RIDE and a whole bunch of other books!!!

Favorite movie- Advengers or Wreck it Ralph

Favorite show- Doctor Who, Phsych.

I AM A FOURTH GENERATION WHEEL WATCHER

I hate literature and reading, and writing will tbe the death of me. *Please note that was sarcasm.*

I have trichotillomania.

DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN YOUR ON MICROSOFT WORD, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, AND YOU HAVE A ONE WORD SCENTENCE, AND THE THING SUGGEST REVERSING IT???

favourite Floor- Laminite that looks like wood.

I can not spell for my life, so...

Favorite animal- My pet bunny RICHARD ELMER HODINUI MICHEL LEE IGGY _ (NOT SAYING MY LAST NAME!!!)

Well, funny story... RICHARD IS A RICHETTE! so now her name is Richette georgia _

Favorite thing to do-ACT WIERD!!!

Quote-Being weird is just like being normal, only better!

Small story- What is this 'normal' you are talking about?

Is this 'normal' contagiouse?

OMG!!! dont touch me!

I might catch your normal!!!

I HATE PICKLES!!!! :O

whenever I see a smily face like this (: I want to change it to this :)

Oh my Gosh!! I just Saw wicked and loved it!! Now I have a favorite play!!!!


Kids at my school have called me a baldy, a cancer freak, and ugly. I PULL OUT MY OWN HAIR. They also call me EMO. But they don't understand the urges. I have the irresistable urge to pull out my own hair.While you have the urge to breathe, I have the equally strong urge of pulling out my hair. REPOST THIS TO SUPPORT TRICHOTILLOMANIA!

And for anybody who has Trich, go for two days of no pull. My two have turned into 15.


Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you won't repost this.

STORY TIME! (not mine)

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey, thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

THis is how I feel. I never had a real supporting friend until 6th grade. For my whole life I was battling heavy depression, and that friend is my life source.


Physically abusive parents are horrible, and focused on the most of all abusive catagorys, but what about emotionly abusive parents?

THIS IS MY STORY!!

My parents were emotionly abusive for almost a year. It started in may of 2011, and ended in november. In may we were ok, on the edge of something my dad called (My last name) Bootcamp. My mother never said that she loved me once for a whole two months. My dad never did. I told my mom, and she never said anything back. I never got a hug for a whole summer, I never was encouraged for a whole six months. IN (Lastname) bootcamp, my two brothers and I were left alone, our parents doing whatever they wanted in their bedroom. My father told me may times that if he could, he would divorce my mom and put my brothers and I on the streets. He also told me that he would leave. Every day. The worst was when he told me that I was the worst daughter he could have, and he deserved better than me. My mother told my twin brother and I that she would like it if we left. She told our dog she loved him, but not us. That went on until november. I reached out to the counsler at my middle school, but she could only help so much. I went to school, crying every day. I was crying in my school picture. When I told my parents I was, they said 'good'. It ended in november, only because I took a darastic measure. I cut myself. I still have my heavy depression, and have nightmares of my dad actually leaving.

CAN YOU END THIS TORTURE? BECAUSE I DON'T SEE ANYBODY HELPING ANY OF THESE KIDS?

COPY AND PASTE TIME!!!!!!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Sisters Grimm, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you like the Hunger Games copy and paste this on your profile.

If you wish Katniss could just keep BOTH Gale and Peeta, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've vowed to murder the people who hurt Cinna copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that seems to be unnaturally drawn to them, copy and paste this on your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what Genius came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is too big)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile

"Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning to dance in the rain"

How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?') -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean someone's liver?') -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!' -If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason. -If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Copy and Paste this if you're a writer


15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"

28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

32.Meow occasionally.

33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!"


1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 4 letters of real name and izzle)(or nickname):Victizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Rainbow Bunny

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Anne Trail Stone

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 3 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Besarwis

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Purple Water

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): anneean

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):Jean

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):Black Richard Elmer Houdini Michel Lee Iggy

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Blueberry Poop

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Periwinkle golden tooth

If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile


Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Best friend : They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince. Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda. Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain. Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move. Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire. Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying. Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel. Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food. Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door. Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever expected a door to be automatic and it isnt and you stand there wondering how to open it copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile


This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! HEHE!

for people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.

I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes

I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(not all the time. Just some black things)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I HAVE A BUNNY! I'm a TEENAGE MOM( of a bunny), so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I HAVE A BUNNY!

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (Im twelve!)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(well we are all different, right?)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (What is That?)

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Um, what have you done with the country Obama?)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. It would be cool to have powers though...

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having a problem

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


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Grimm? A Witch? reviews
Sabrina's Parents finally decide to send her to Hogwarts. Of course, Daphne and Puck have to come along to! Join the two trios as they meet up and take on the challenges of the golden trios' third year, and Sabrina jumping ahead to second year. What will happen? And exactly how is Sabrina as famous in the wizard world as Harry?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Sabrina G.
New Test Subjects reviews
Sabrina and Daphne have been at the school for two years, going through the same thing as the Flock had. Now 2% bird, Sabrina and Daphne go home and live in Ferry Pot landing with wings, and with the Flcok
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Max, Sabrina G.
Ha ha ha THEY ARE BUNNIES! reviews
So yea, daphne gets a *Bit* sugar crazed, and turns Sabrina, Puck, and herself into bunnies.. AND SEND THEM TO MY HOUSE! How will they get along as bunnies? How will I take care of them? How about Puck's And my bunny's relationship.. SO READ ON! READ ON! READ ONNNNN!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sabrina G., Daphne G.
House Hunters and Puck reviews
Puck goes on house hunters. Happens before sabrina and daphne came. How does relda react? And how will Pucks house turn out? Humor, and something else
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Puck, Granny Relda/Relda G.
Scarlet Fang reviews
What happens when the last book ends? This is my idea. And the scarlet hand comes back, with a fang.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sabrina G.