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![]() Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Gender:Male Age:For me to know and you to guess and be horribly wrong. Birthday: September Residence: middle of no were somewhere west. Family: Two sister, have both parents Like: Finding the fries at the bottom of a McDonald's bag, not writing essays for school, and people who don't ask questions. Favorite Food: souls of the innocent creatures that fell into my vicious hands and are mutilated by steam and butter, then served with a plant torn from the ground and viciously chopped into edible pieces. But after that it has pepper delicately peppered atop its mountain of the savory flesh and destroyed plants. (shrimp with a salad and pepper.) Favorite Quotes: "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are foot prints on the moon." "It couldn't have been that bad of a decision if they didn't come back in time and stop you." Current Stories: The offspring of Chaos Favorite Authors Stories: Anaklusmos14 vPxForerunner x DeathGuardian24 Pluto's Daughter 11 PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love. I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance. f you thank shipping wars are stupid and pointless and wish they would just stop copy this on to your profile I'm one of the people who HATE stereotypes! Post this on your profile if you do too. x are the ones i am I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.x I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.X I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.X I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted or useless. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsX I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(I dye the tips one crazy really poppy color) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.X I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.X I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.X I hang out with GAYS/BI'S/LESBIANS, so I must be GAY/BI/LESBIAN TOO. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.X I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.X I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.X I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I don't eat lunch that often anymore...) I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.X I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.X I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.X I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so, I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.X I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told). I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.X I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.X I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.X online i do I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.X I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.X I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-socialX I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.X My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m am FRIENDS with CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.X I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.X I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.X I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan. I CUT, so I MUST be EMO I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.X I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.X I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.X I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.X I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.X I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.X I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friend with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.X I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problem IM A TOMBOY SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN IM A GIRLY BOY SO I MUST BE GAY I LIKE JAPAN SO I MUST LIKE ANIMEX I HATE ANIME SO I MUST HATE JAPAN I LIKE RUSSIA SO I MUST BE A communistX IM A MONARCHIST SO I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE OR FREEDOMX I HATE democracy SO I MUST HATE FREEDOMX Favorite Pairings: Percy and Annabeth-Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Percabeth) Percy and Artemis - Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Pertemis) Percy and Thalia - Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Perlia) Travis and Katie-Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Tratie) Frank and Hazel - Heroes of Olympus (Frazel) Leo and Reyna - Heroes of Olympus (Leyna) Harry and Ginny-Harry Potter Ron and Hermione-Harry Potter Draco and Luna - Harry Potter Katniss and Peeta-The Hunger Games Finnick and Annie-The Hunger Games Sadie and Anubis - Kane Chronicles Sadie and Walt -Kane Chronicles Stevie Rae and Rephaim - House Of Night Aphrodite and Darius - House of Night Pierce and John - Abandon Steve and Tony - Avengers Violet and Quigley -Series Of Unfortunate Events Ririchiyo and Soushi - Youko x Boku SS Shigure and Yukina -Watashi Ni xx Shinasai Misao and Kyo - Black Bird Ayame and Ryo (Sagami) - Black Bird Belarus and Russia - Hetalia Austria and Prussia - Hetalia Japan and China - Hetalia USA and England - Hetalia Chibitalia and HRE - Hetalia Italy and Germany - Hetalia Ukraine and Turkey - Hetalia Canada and France - Hetalia District: District 4 Hogwarts House: Pottermore says I'm a Gryffindor Cabin At Camp Half Blood : Cabin 7 - Apollo The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy whenever I’m at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride'' I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go! :D You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When... You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You curse a god/goddess a lot. (In last time: ‘What the Hades’) You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You just have to research more about greek mythology You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed You’re nodding and smiling when you read this There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies . You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. You know exactly hat someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod. You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth You curse out the gods when something bad happens. You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk the test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" You cried when you finished TLO. (I did ) You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. You own homemade replicas of things from the series. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS! You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN! You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY! You say Bella, I say ANNABETH! You say Jacob, I say NICO! You say Jasper, I say LUKE! You say Alice, I say THALIA! You say Rosalie, I say SILENA! You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS! You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF! You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON! You say Esme, I say ZOE! You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD! You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!! BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! MEMORIES In loving memory of... ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War [ DEMIGODS \ [ RULE!!! / If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy this onto your profile. Normal People vs. PJO fans NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile Dear bullies, See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism this next one is for ALL people who support your country's troops you stay up for 16 hours. we stay up for days on end. you take a warm shower to help you wake up. we go a week without running water. you complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. we get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward. you talk about your buddies that aren't with you. we know we may never see any of ours again. you complain about how hot it is. we wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead. you get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong. we dont get to eat today. your mad that class got held over 5 minutes. we're told we will be held over an extra 2 months. you roll your eyes when your baby cires. he gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet. if you dont copy and paste this, something bad will happen to you. we'll see just how concieted you relly are. copy and paste this if you support your country's (or any country's) troops. I JUST PASTED AN ANGEL ON MY PROFILE:) "Girls Don't Realize These Things" I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' You know you live in 2013 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave... 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years... 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have face book... 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV... 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling... 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends... 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5... 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5... 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly... 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did... IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU PASTE THEM TO YOUR PROFILE ... 1) If you have ever tripped up the stairs 2) If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile 3) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it 4) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, 5) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, 6) If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!," 7)30% of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30% that you know you're going to go to college ... 9) If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, 10) 98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, 11) If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, 12) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, 13) If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, 14) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, 15) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, 16) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa 17) If you or your best friend is insane, 18) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you’re part of the five who aren’t ... 19) If you’ve ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, 20) If you are against discrimination of any sort, 21) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both…copy and paste this into your profile, 22) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer, 23) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile, 24) If you think life without computers is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile, 25) If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile, 26) If you’ve read other people’s profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile, 27) If you think Writer’s Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile, 28) If you’re anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile, 29) If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile, 30) If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile 1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward. |
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