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Joined 06-23-11, id: 3014751, Profile Updated: 05-30-12

My name... Is highly cofidential. Ok, maybe it's not.
My name is Jordan Naomi Lamb, and I am the red-headed, blue eyed, braces needing freak of nature :D Or Joey for short ;D
I have 5 best friends. I love them very much; Sam, Amy, Katy, Jake and Trish .3. (Or as I know them, Morgana, Arthur, Mordred , Doctor and Rory ;D)

I am a loon about the following:
DOCTOR WHO
Glee
Mcfly
Harry Potter
A very potter musical
Tangled
Pirate!Pond

Gender: I am a fabulous female you douches.

Age: 14, and still going.

Sanity: Me? Insane? OF COURSE!

Nationality: English! Like me tea, governe'

My Hogwarts House (Harry Potter): Hufflepuff

My Wand (Harry Potter): Pokey pokey, stabby stabby item.

My Daemon (His Dark Materials Trilogy): Snake-io :D

My God Parent (Percy Jackson and the Olympians): AphrodhitesGoddess of Luuuurve.

My Vampiric Gift (Twilight): Colour Control (Touch something, and change the colour!)

My Power (Skulduggery Pleasant): Horoscopes .3.

My D-N Ability (Death Note): SHINIGAMI.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
Depends
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.( NOT COOL. AWESOME.)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red,blue , or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

13/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/Chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mum for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

9/24

I'm pretty equal-ish?


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Help you up, then push you back down and laugh.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Won't trust you with their food.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't trust you with their Facebook pages.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

There you go



Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraidof falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality,they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
Does that mean I'm on the very top?

1. Your real name: Jordan

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Daxnor

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Jorizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Rainbow Pusheen

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Naomi Shire

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Lamjo

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Gold Relentless

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Louise William

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Pagan ;D

10. Your Rapper name (Nick name plus "Flo"): Flo-Jo

11. Your name Drunk (first 3 letters of your firs name, 3 letters of middle and 4 of last ): Jornaolamb

12.Your Crazy name (the name of your 3 favorite T.V shows with "Crazy" in front of it and "Lady or Man" depending on gender at the end): CrazyDoctorWhoBigBangTheoryHorribleHistoriesLady.