AntagonistNatalie
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BEHOLD. I am the one and only ANTAGONIST NAT.

If you doubt my superiority, then that is in fact, your own personal loss.


THE FACTS:

- This lovely account is dedicated to writing Yaoi pieces and other non-sensical bile.

- If you don't like it, eh, bug off. I have no interest in your whining or complaining and won't hesitate to beat you verbally via the internet. If you don't want to have your INTERWEB-EGO deflated by vicious written barbs and dislike what I write, then by all means go away. If you don't mind the hellfire, then PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAASE comment your oh so righteously inferior opinions all over my messages and stories.

- If you DO however like yaoi, and the delicious scenarios it can blossom, then you are very welcome here, and I hope you enjoy my work in it's luscious entirety.

- I will respond to every review, that is my promise at this time, if it changes, I'll put out a notice. The response will be either thanks, and gratitude for expressions of enjoyment or good hard criticism; or it can be a scathing quip at your expense. Up to you, lover. C8

-I'm a grammar and spelling liberal. If I disagree with it, then you will conform to my politically correct way of thinking, or I'll tax you if you don't.

-For your sanity, not mine, don't take anything I say seriously. You will probably start, (as my friend Byz so eloquently put it) vomiting kittens and sewage.

Much love

T.A.G.

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Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Village of the Damned by ECDL reviews
The Rookie nine are assigned a mission to determine the cause of an entire village disappearing. When Naruto's dreams start to reflect actual events what will the outcome be? Rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,594 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Naruto U.
The Twelve Princesses and the Cabbage by JollyCooperation reviews
Naruto and his friends begin to wonder about Neji and his new love of princesses when they go out for lunch. Can they get along long enough to find out? Prequel to "Sasuke's Secret Garden" That should be clue enough.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Neji H., Naruto U.
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Secret Garden by JollyCooperation reviews
Sasuke's "Secret Garden" has some strange effects... Follow Sasuke as he attempts to achieve a fairy-tale ending
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Healing through Blood and Scars: Cicatrization
FORMALLY -Don't Disturb the Water- by Byzantea. It was discontinued today, and I've adopted it, and been granted permission to revise this piece. ::Summary:: Naruto encounters monsters at his Grandmother's 18th century plantation home that he thought were purely fiction. Perhaps he can heal one monster's scars. AU, SasuNaruSasu, Ghosts, Gore, Fluff, Angst, the WORKS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.