![]() Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'\] This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read: "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." "Forgetting doesn't make it better, it just makes it hurt again when I remember" "Life is a rollar coaster, and I'm not strapped in." When there's a will, I want to be in it. "If you know me, chances are you hate me." Anonymous "Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." Anonymous "When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." Anonymous "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.” Anonymous "Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." Anonymous "Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." Anonymous "The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." Anonymous "Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad." Anonymous "Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears." Anonymous "If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" Anonymous "Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always stick together." Anonymous "I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." Anonymous "Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." Anonymous "Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so stick it right in!" Anonymous "Virginity is like a balloon, one small prick and it's gone forever." Anonymous "Sex is temptation caused by sensation, when a guy puts his location into a girl's destination, to increase population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" Anonymous "They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." Anonymous "I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." Anonymous "I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous "Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." Anonymous "You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." Anonymous "Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." Anonymous "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." Anonymous "Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" Anonymous "Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer." Anonymous "Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" Anonymous "I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"Max "For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"Iggy "Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us. Max 'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked.” 'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max) He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang) "'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.’We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director) 'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max) "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated Crazy is a relative term in my family! Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go "Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..." Hi, you know the drill. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace?? XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago. They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us? SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die really sorry bought that No, nothing at all No, I have no regrets Neither the good that made me Nor evil, all that I care! No, nothing at all No, I have no regrets It is paid, swept away, forgotten I care about the past! With my memories I lit the fire My sorrows, my pleasures I no longer need them! Swept the loves And all their tremors Swept away forever I start from scratch No, nothing at all No, I have no regrets Neither the good that made me Nor evil, all that I care! No, nothing at all No, I have no regrets Because my life, because my joys Today, that begins with you No, nothing at all With my memories Swept the loves No, nothing at all No, nothing at all Copy/Paste Things What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does When she misses you she's hurting inside When you break her heart the pain never really goes away When she says its over she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. you know somthing love sucks the one boy i got i crush on is dating my best freind |
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