![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hiya!! About Me: I'm 14 and practically obsessed with Harry Potter. As you can probably tell my fav character ever is Draco Malfoy, i like to imagine myself as a Malfoy, or otherwise spending my whole time imagining i'm just really good friends with Draco Malfoy. As a random note, i imagine that things i want to happen to me actually happen. I was talking to my friend a couple of days ago, and I said "oh, yeah, Draco and i were talking about that the other day" and my friend said "what the hell, Draco isn't real", after a short argument we both decided that Draco is a real character, and that Tom Felton is a real person, (does anyone else rekon his eyes look really dreamy in the pic?). Also as a random side note, did you know that... Draco Malfoy ROCKS?! Basically all of the above was to tell you that i am not normal. I like The Hunger Games (Peeta :(). I also like the Artemis Fowl series, the Percy Jackson series, Fav Couples: Dramione-they actually make a cute couple!! Katniss + Peeta-aww Percabeth-cute! Fav Characters: DRACO MALFOY Peeta Mellark Percy Jackson copy and past into ur profile if... If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha) If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not. If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. upthere. If you like blue copy this to your profile. SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)! If you love christmas because of all the free stuff copy and paste this to your profile Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me, without wands please. Repeat after me, Reddikulas. Class: Reddikulas Professor Lupin: And again, Reddikulas Class: Reddikulas! Draco Malfoy: This class is ridiculous Harry! Slughorn Sir! Harry Harry's the bravest Ron's the most oblivious Hermione's the smartest Ginny's the toughest Neville's the clumsiest Luna's the weirdest Dumbledore's the greatest McGonagall's the strictest Snape's the greasiest Nick is the ghostiest Crabbe's the largest Goyle's the dumbest Fred is the funniest Cho is the sappiest But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :) Annoying things to do on an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 15 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" from Mrs.AmberMalfoyFelton's profile (sorry just had to put it in there)!! You know your an author when.. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?'). When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?'). Copy And Paste... Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile. 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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a door that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. -93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. -If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile -If you have ever tried to open a door when it's locked copy and paste this into your profile. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read&ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! If you are totally and completely in love with Draco Malfoy and/or Tom Felton, post this on your profile. GO TEAM DRACO!!! You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when: 1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.) 2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss. 3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child. 4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway. 5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione. 6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him. 7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email. 8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash. 9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.) 10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :) Hahahaha TAKE THAT DRACOxGINNY/ DRACOxHARRY / HERMIONExRON FANS!!! if you guys wanna you can follow me on twitter, its MalJRyan or on youtube (i dont make vids, but you, u can to make me feel better :)) its mallovesdrwho and on my tumblr with my 2 friends www.doctorpeetasherlock.tumblr.com whoo! sooo yeah thats it! with my story: The Story of Us, im not going to be putting a second chapter up, but i have got a new idea, before i put it up, if any of you guys want to be my beta, just pm me and then ill be putting up the story soon enough. i have a couple of ideas, so vote on my poll! plz and thankz!!! idea 1: hermione sneaks into dracos compartment in their 6th year instead of harry, then hermione tries to help him. idea 2: dramione drabbles idea 3: draco pushes hermione too far, so after summer she comes back to hogwarts as a new person, goodbye bookworm! |
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