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Hey guys! I am new and want to try this out so pls don't blame me if my stories are not 5 star yet. I am happy to join and hope to meet you all! :D

My bestie and I like to do stories together so I hope u enjoy those too! I might be a little slow writing stories right now since it's summer break and I have lots to do!:3

If u have any ideas send them to me and I will try my best to write a story using them! I am also known as DSS or DemonSpiritSoul!!!!!!

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobia - Fear of long words.

Do not doubt my sanity... I have none.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Wear short sleeves! Support the right to bare arms!

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream; which is kinda the same thing.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

You can't spell "diet" without "die"!

Pluto 1930-2007 R.I.P. Revolve In Peace.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . tomorrow.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

I don't suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. ap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

You know that every night before you go to sleep there is a person of the opposite sex who is thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true, not fake. If you post this within the next 5 minutes that person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the 1 month and ask you out and grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain, no one will like you or ask you out for the next 5 years...

100 things you should do in public

1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout “OH MY GOD I’M HIDEOUS!”

2) Run up to someone random on the streets and slap them with a loaf of bread.

3) Put a Dora in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell “SWIPER NO SWIPING!”

4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you and tell them that you are them from the future.

5) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say that her son is adorable.

6) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

7) Go to PetSmart and buy a bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.

8) Come to school late and when your teacher asks why, say your pet rock had a seizure.

9) Go jump on a random guy’s back and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN, RUN!” and see what happens.

10) Go to the library and ask for a book on how to read

11) Blow up a balloon and ask someone to pop it. When they do start running and screaming

12) Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down your block screaming “I HAVE RABIES!”

13) Run through a police station and yell “I finally escaped prison!”

14) Make “No Dumping- Violators will be prosecuted” signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.

15) Throw a plastic ball at somebody and then yell “get in your ball, your ball! you stupid Pokémon”

16) When the money comes out of the ATM yell “I WON! I WON! I WON!”

17) Go to Walmart, find a random old guy and yell “GRANDPA YOU’RE ALIVE, IT’S A MIRACLE!”

18) Buy and ice cream and ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your head.

19) When in an elevator with another person stare at them and breath heavily.

20) Follow strangers around the store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

21) Call someone to tell them you can’t talk right now.

22) Shout “FOR NARNIA!” and run into everything in your way.

23) Go to McDonalds ask for directions to Burger King.

24) Go up to random people at the mall, and show them your ID, and say “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!?”

25) Sit in your parked car with sun glasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.

26) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.

27) Dress up as Harry Potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.

28) Hide In a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say “Ah young one, welcome to Narnia”

29) Go up to your teacher and say I know what you did last night.

30) Throw a watermelon at someone’s face. Then get on your knees and grab your hair while screaming “NOOO!”

31) Go to a pet shop and point at an employee and shout “I want that one mommy!”

32) Go to an Italian restaurant and dress up as Mario. See what happens.

33) Go to a Chinese restaurant and ask for Mexican food.

34) Go up to a really buff man and yell “GRANDMA!”

35) Dress up Ronald McDonald and ask for A job at Burger King.

36) Convince a small child that they’re shadow is evil and will eat them.

37) Hug a tree and when people walk by say “We’re having a moment”

38) Ride on a shopping cart and scream “THE BRITISH ARE COMING”

39) Tell your dad in a public place “Look old man, I don’t want your candy!”

40) Go to the dentist and tell them that your toe hurts.

41)Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.

42)Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.

43) Walk up to random people and whisper "you are the chosen one" to them.

44)Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.

45)When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.

46)In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

47)Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.

48)In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.

49)Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.

50)Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.

51)Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".

52)When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.

53)When someone says "Have a nice day!" stare at them and say, "Don't tell me what to do!"

54)Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything's normal.

55)Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".

56)Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say "I've Been Expecting You".

57)Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.

58)Super glue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.

59)When your at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again".

60)Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!

61)Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.

62)Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.

63) Dress as a chicken, go to KFC and shout at people "YOU'RE EATING MY BABIES!!!

64)Yell out "hey you with the pants on!" and see how many people turn around.

65)Go to Ikea, hide in a closet until someone walks by, jump out and yell "I'm back from Narnia!!".

66)Wear a snorkel while driving and stare at the people sitting next to you at traffic lights.

67)Get into a taxi, yell "Follow that car!" and point to a parked car.

68)Hold a wanted poster with a picture of you on it and ask someone if they have seen that person.

69)Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna and ask can you fix him?

70)Fill a bucket with bouncy balls and dump them down a stair well with people in it and yell, MY BALLS.

71)Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream "I WAS SLEEPING!" and run away.

72)Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or drive by, you get the best looks.

73)Go in front of a jogger, run in front of them and scream "STOP CHASING ME".

74)Take one grape to the check out. Say nothing. See how the cashier reacts.

75)Cut open a pineapples and scream "sponge bob I know your in there".

76)Call pizza hut, and say: Hello this is Pizza Hut, would you like to order a pizza.

77)Enter a dressing room at the mall. A few minutes later, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!".

78)Go watch a horror movie in the theaters and scream at the parts that aren't the least bit scary.

79)Go into a crowded store and shout has anybody seen my tarantula.

80)When your neighbor leaves chase after their car yelling,"YOU FORGOT ME!!!".

81)Chase the ice cream truck until it stops for you. Then walk away.

82)Call Walmart and try to reserve a shopping cart.

83)Walk up to some random person and whisper, "I know what you did. But your secrets safe with me.".

84)Put a lost dog poster with a picture of a hot dog.

85)Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we gonna kill him or what?".

86)Go to a public bathroom stall and when someone comes in say, "I've been expecting you..."

87)Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall.

88)When someone comes out of the stall in the bathroom go in for 4 seconds then say "OH MY GOD!".

89)Start laughing insanely in a store, then walk away completely straight faced as if nothing happened.

90)Get a black suit case, hand it to a stranger and say,"You know what to do." in a secret spy voice.

91)In public when you see a pigeon yell "KEVIN! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU???!!!?!?!!?!??!".

92)Put your wet hands on someone face and yell "I DROPPED MY QUARTER IN THE TOILET, BUT I GOT IT BACK!"

93)Wearing old-style clothes ask some people what year it is then scream, "IT WORKED!" and run off.

94)Run up to an dude with a beard and scream "Dumbledore! You're alive!" Hug him.

95)Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"

96)Go into a bathroom and as people come out of the stall say: I know what you did in there.

97)Go to a couple then scream at the man "you left me for her?!".

98)Walk up to stranger and say "Hey! Remember me?" if they say no say "Yeah me neither." and walk away.

99)Dress up as a cow, go into a butcher, and leave flowers at the beef and steak section.

100)Sit in the corner of an elevator and when someone comes on, say, "Oh no they trapped you too?

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