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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Kickin' It. Ok, I know most of you are aware that I write one-shots. I have decided that with every 10 one- shots I write, I will write a separate story. The story will be related to one of the one- shots I've previously have written. For example, if I write 10 one- shots and start writing a story, it will be based off of one of the one- shots I have written within those 10 one-shots I already wrote. If you are confused feel free to PM me, and I would be happy to explain it again for you! I LUV U smartperson99 Note smartperson99 is not her/his's real name... :) Smartperson99 is curantly working on a story. I've read some of it and it's very good. lookit up sometime. I have NO idea what the title is though. Hey, who luvs TACOS? PM me 'I luv tacos' and i'll thank u in my stories!! YAY This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) BOLD- MY ANSWERS! THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. (Ava) 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. (Katlyn) 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (9) 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well aimed. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therfore, I am perfect. If you love God, copy and paste this into your profile. 98% of teens will not stand up for God, so repost this into your profile if you are one of the two precent that will stand up for God. If you ever wished you would talk to animals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile. 98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower saying he's gonna jump. Post this if you're of of the 2% sitting in the front, eating popcorn while yelling, "Do a flip!" 95% Of the girls in the world would cry a river if Justin Bieber was chosen for the Hunger Games,Repost this If you are the 5% that would just volnteer just to chase him around with a (Very) pointy stick! (Not a fan of the Hunger Games,but I luv this) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, evil or annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know how to laugh at yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste this to your profile If you love rainstorms, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If any of these make you laugh... copy and paste this into your profile! ;) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT! If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I'm smiling. That alone should scare you. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried. I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you. Sarcasm is just one service I offer. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. The buddy system is essential: it gives the enemy something else to shoot at. If you think I'm weird, you should meet my friends. Most people are stupid. It's mostly because they think they're smart. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet. Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons? When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept! I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there. Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends. When in doubt, make up words! Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it! One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes. Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with! Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone If you know me, chances are you hate me Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot I can't change the world. Only sit back and critisize it. Barbie teaches your kids it's ok to dress like a slut as long as you're made of plastic. You can look at life in two different ways; You either wake up late and its time to get up, or you wake up really, really early and its time to go back to sleep Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes. Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you... I'm not anti-socal,I just dont like you! I am not weird... just plotting I don't obsess! I think intensely! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say pscyho like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand) I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! I hear voices, and they don't like you. Normal people worry me. If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last thinks slowest. I'm not insensitive, I just don't care I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. Cute but psycho- things even out. A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary... 15 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART Repost this if you laughed... 1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (People often think I'm talking to them... until they realise I'm answering myself back...) After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (And chocolate) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Falling off actually... I'm missing two keys and another one is broken). You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Things to do on an Elevator Copy this if it made u laugh! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it Copy if you laughed! Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) Hahahaha! If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. (Maybe its true,I'm not gonna risk it!) |
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