Author has written 1 story for Bones. Ok, I just created an account because I got tired of running a word document and adding a million links to Favorites on my computer, so i thought i'd just keep it all stored in one site!!! hehehe :). fyi, I'm not very good at writing fiction, but I may try later, for now, I'll just read. Also, I'm about to start my senior year of high school, so who knows how much time I'll have anyways! hehehe. On another note, here are some TV Shows (I have a *bit* of a TV/hulu/netflix addiction) that i read Fanfictions for: Covert Affairs (a new addiction, and yes, addiction is the proper term, I'm an Auggie/Annie fan btw), Bones (Booth & Bones 4EVAH!!!), Gilmore Girls (Rory & Logan - my fav - or Rory & Tristan - to kill time. No Jess or Dean. Period, c'mon MATT CZUCHRY), Buffy (Buffy and Angel only, I watched seasons 1-3 over about a two week period on netflix, and stopped when Angel became a spin-off. No Angel & Buffy, then I'm not watching...I'll just rewatch old episodes. I will Remember You was THE BEST episode EVER.), (anyone noticing a David Boreanaz theme here...), and I watch The Glades, but I haven't read any fanfictions as of right now, but I'm going to go search now, maybe I'll add some (and for that I'm a Jim/Callie fan). ummm, wow, I swear I watch *way* more TV shows, every week...maybe I need to find soem more shows...hehehe. I'm serious, I hooked on a TV show if there's a couple I can root for. It has eaten up a lot of my time, but o well :) i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (mainly I put it here so I can find it later ant print it...) Here are some funny quotes too... If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted WAY too many things in to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you listen to classical music and enjoy it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read to the bottom of this list, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a chocoholic, shopaholic or talkaholic then copy and paste this! If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you I hear your silence loud and clear Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can i miss you if you never left? Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. Life's Tough, get a helmet The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers? Only in America, do banks have braille on the drive-thru ATMs. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station… The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You can’t be late until you show up. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. A clever man commits no minor blunders. Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke. Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. Clever men are good, but they are not the best. A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude! Don't look at me in that tone of voice! It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. Okay, that rip in the time-space continuum was so not my fault...ish. My voices tell me that your voices are dorks. Oh! Look, a distraction! Bring it...fool! Sometimes, when I hear a song on the radio, I'm like red, green, red, blue, yellow. Normal is a setting on a dryer. In case of emergency, break dance. For sale! My parents: buy one, get one free. If love is stupid, then I stupid you. School starts September 9. Resistance is futile. I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten! I hope you know that often times, we're the only ones who think each other's funny. Homework kills trees. Save trees. Don't do homework. Rawr! It means "I love you" in dinosaur. Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness... My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. They don't know that we know that they know we know. I shower naked. Sometimes, when I say "I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eyes and say "tell the truth" You'll always be my friend. You know too much. The voices in my head are fighting again. Music is my crack. We are so hot, we make fire stop, drop, and roll. I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here. "I'm a dinosaur, so, like, 'rawr,' and stuffs" Let’s go shenaniganizing! People think I’m crazy, but I’m actually just bored. People are like slinkies. Basically useless, yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs… I find ‘good morning’ a contradiction of terms. I’m not short. I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy. I’m not short, I’m fun-sized. You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you. The REAL Christmas miracle was finding three wise men. Did you know that if you say “Gullible” slowly, it sounds like “green beans?” HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa--NO! I’m not good at empathy. Will you accept sarcasm? Bad things happen when my friends think… Holy nonsensical exclamation, batman! Friends are the ones who cry with you. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shovel and ask who did it. Friends are the ones who ask what happened. Best friends are the ones who shout, “SHE’S PISSED! MOVE!” I’m not as random as you think I SALAD! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes... they're amazing. Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book. Man: But I don't know your name. Woman: That's in the phone book,too. Man: The word of the day is legs so let's go back to my place and spread the word. Woman: YOU SON OF A BITCH! (smashes a bottle over his head and storms off) Man: How you doin'? (Think Joey from FRIENDS) Woman: I suddenly feel quite nauseated. Go away and I'll feel better. |
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