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Haley, (noun): a terribly bored sixteen year-old girl from Arizona who is too lazy to actually pen an "about me," and chooses instead to fill out pedestrian surveys
1. Height: 5’4"
2. Shoe Size: 7
3. Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
4. Do you Smoke? Cloves
5. Do you Drink? Gin and tonic, preferably
6. Do you Take Drugs? Do you take drugs?
7. Age you get mistaken for: I look like I'm twelve
8. Have Tattoos? Nope
9. Want any tattoos? Not particularly
10. Got any Piercings? Two in each ear and my cartilage, original, I know
11. Want any piercings? I've thought about getting my nipples pierced, at least my parents wouldn't find out
12. Best friend? Sara and Alexis
13. Relationship status: Ugh
14. Biggest turn ons: Money, not really, uhm, nice eyes?
15. Biggest turn offs: Bro-grabs
16. Favorite Movie: Breakfast at Tiffany's
17. I’ll love you if: You suck my dick
18. Someone you miss: My dad :/
19. Most traumatic experience: See above ^^^
20. A fact about your personality: I have no personality
21. What I hate most about myself: I'm not Audrey Hepburn
22. What I love most about myself: My huge dick
23. What I want to be when I get older: A participant on "To Catch A Predator"
24. My relationship with my sibling(s): I don't have any
25. My relationship with my parents: Well, as of 2008, I only have one, and things are complex between us
26. My idea of a perfect date: Getting roofied and left in a ditch
27. My biggest pet peeves: Gauchos
28. A description of the girl/boy I like: Short, kind of curvy, but cute curvy, not fat curvy, short hair, kind of a pixie cut, little teeth, and beautiful hazel eyes
29. A description of the person I dislike the most: A sparkly 108 year-old virgin
30. A reason I’ve lied to a friend: Because she's a dumb cunt
31. What I hate the most about school: The chubby jock who tries to impress me by parading Chuck Palahniuk shit and making lame jokes as though I'd care
32. What my last text message says: "K slut, see you later ;)" Ha, that sucks
33. What words upset me the most: "No, I will not suck your dick."
34. What words make me the best about myself: "Oh my God, it's so0o0o0o0 big."
35. A wish that I’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11: A violent death for Snookie
36. What I find attractive in girls: Self-consciousness and little boobies
37. Where I would like to live: Hogwarts
38. One of my insecurities: The awkward bulge I get in my basket ball shorts whenever my obese English teacher bends over to pick up a pencil
39. My childhood career choice: Dead
40. My favorite ice cream: Green tea
41. Who I wish I could be: Audrey Hepburn, but if that's not available, then Hermione Granger
42. Where I want to be right now: Potion's class
43. The last thing I ate: Vanilla yogurt
44. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: Remus Lupin... I hate myself
45. A random fact about anything: Penguins have a gland above their eye that converts sea water to fresh water