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...because, really. I am.

You see, I have this terrible inability to seduce even the simplest of video game characters. It's frustrating, really.


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You are a wonderful person and I'm so glad that you're alive and I guess I just wanted to remind you of that!!


Current word that I'm loving:

balter (origin: English)

(v.) to dance artlessly, without particular grace or skill, but with enjoyment

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Made of Stone by Through the Mirror Darkly reviews
A mistake as a child leaves Elizabeth cursed, and if she does not find a way to break her curse, she will fall. And if she falls, so shall the Line of Durin. (Under Editing)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 297,073 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Thorin, OC] Bilbo B.
Skin Deep by Epilachna reviews
Thranduil knows better than any that beauty is only skin deep, but what does he believe lies underneath? Early Third Age and beyond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 206,378 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Galadriel, Celeborn, Thranduil, OC - Complete
To Become a Dwarf by Akiluna reviews
To become a dwarf you need several things…first of all, having one of them to vouch for you is compulsory. Then it's cooking lessons, cultural misunderstandings and lots of yelling, shouting and laughing. I had been lucky for once, since I met three of them…and they introduced me to their world./ starts pre-quest. slow romance. Nori/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 749,914 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Nori, OC] Dori, Ori - Complete
Changing Sides by Jenkt5 reviews
Regulus makes a decision that leads him on an intended suicide mission into the cave. His survival prevents the prophecy from occurring. Eventual horcrux hunting. Begins canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 308,400 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Sirius B., Regulus B., Evan R.
An Unexpected Understudy by ToYourLeft reviews
Waking up in the body of a very male Bilbo Baggins in a whole different world was not on the top of Laura Aldine's list. But according to Gandalf, the Valar had their reasons. Laura just wished they had bothered to ask her first.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 132,518 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, OC
Shadow of the Moon by Orquwen reviews
The female's pallor skin reflected the waning light of Mirkwood, her eyes glared forward like azure ice, hair falling around her shoulders in a fiery mane. There was no doubt this Orc—their future guide—was the offspring of the very Orc who hunted them with such feverish determination. Ithildae Orquwen's loyalty could mean the greatest success, or the harshest downfall.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 133,984 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Bolg, Azog, Tauriel, OC
And all the dead lie down (I felt siroccos crawl) by tenrousei-kuroi reviews
Harry arrives at Sirius's the summer after his Fourth Year, and discovers his godfather is concocting an extremely rare potion. "Of all the people who died, Sirius, why waste this on him?" Title and chapter headings credited to Emily Dickinson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Regulus B. - Complete
Conundrum by VenustheMarvelTurtle reviews
All of Hogwarts knows that Harry Potter is nothing but trouble, but a late night conversation in the library with the green eyed boy leaves Hermione twisted in knots with what she thinks she knows and what's really true. He's a puzzle, and she's determined to solve him, but it may cost her her life. Dark!Slytherin!Harry/Hermione, Ron Bashing. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,248 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W.
Truly Existing by Musicalrain reviews
I get wrapped up in the Blight after being forcefully transported to Thedas, and try, unsuccessfully, to keep it together. Things don't always go as they're supposed to. Rated a hard T for violence and language. Includes OCs, non-canon party members, and non-Warden cameos of the other origins. Main pairing: OC (Karie)/M!Tabris (Sloane). AU.*** DISCONTINUED
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 126,267 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Tabris, OC] Alistair, Jowan
My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark by elveriamoir reviews
A collection of short stories about the one and only Nori. The poor dear does not get enough loving in the fanfiction community.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,124 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Bilbo B., Nori] Dori, Ori
The Magician by JayRain reviews
Action. Conscious awareness. Concentrating. Power: the qualities of The Magician. Dorian Pavus is a prodigy, carefully bred for the perfect bloodline and magical power. Competitive and the ultimate achiever, Dorian is everything Tevinter stands for... which is exactly what he doesn't want to be. (Pre-Inquisition backstory; prequel to "Fumbling Toward Who We Are")
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,126 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Dorian - Complete
Chains of Blood by Setrus reviews
Champions aren't trained, they're made, through coincidence and hardships, potential is forged into ability. And as old and new conflicts ignite into something more, that ability will be sorely tested... T for violence and possible romance, not a simple retelling of the game, where would the fun in that be?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 96 - Words: 415,460 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hawke (M) - Complete
I Chaudh-en-Ionin Durina by Lasgalendil reviews
Thranduil was there when the Dwarves attacked Doriath and killed his king. He was there when the Noldor killed his kin, when Beleriand sank beneath the sea, and he stood before the Black Gate and watched as his father and people were slaughtered. Now the last Elf King in Arda reflects on the deaths of the line of Durin in the tongue of his father and that of his son.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2014
Welcome to Pandora by pirate kit reviews
Prepping to board that Hyperion train and take down Handsome Jack, the four Vault hunters are still getting used to this strange new planet, and the strange new people who are joining them in their fight.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Axton, Gaige
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
A Marauder's Cliche by faerybones reviews
Fanfiction-obsessed Marley favors the Marauders Era. She could have spent all summer reading stories. But when she and her sister take a tumble down the stairs, she finds her ordinary life is gone, and she has traveled back to a time where Hogwarts is real and the Marauders are alive. But with the author of her story only writing cliches, is this dream world worth living in?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Lucius M., Marauders, OC, Regulus B.
Glycerine by Bathorybabe reviews
Tormented by a demon who wears his former lover's face, Cullen recalls the journey that brought him and Thais Amell together, and the heartache that followed in it's wake. No matter how he tried, he could not forgive her for what she was, and she refused to be anything less. A Cullen/Amell fic set pre-origins (with a few splashes of in game scenes thrown in).
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,945 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Amell, Cullen - Complete
What Psychos Do by LittlePorcelainDoll reviews
I didn't mind killing. It used to bother me, but when the world is built on blood and bullets, it's hard to get worked up for anything anymore. - Krieg/Maya
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Krieg, Maya
Of mystery and magic by A Gentle Reverie reviews
What if one action was all it took to change it all? An average girl once had a dream, a dream that lead to a place, a place that would lead to magic! A world she only could imagine in her dreams, and adventure. OC in the potterverse. Set in the "marauder era". 1979 [I am horrible with titles, so the first thing that dropped into my mind...]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Regulus B., OC
Good Friends by pestilent.defiler reviews
Mordecai loves Lilith. Lilith loves him like her best friend. Mordecai wouldn't mind more, but what does Lilith think? **Writer's Block of Doom** Currently working on the latest chapter, making progress! Thanks for hanging in there, dear readers. *heart* Title changed from "Friend Zone" 5-25-14
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lilith, Mordecai
Tal-Vashoth by PoptartProdigy reviews
What is the Qun? To some, a creed. To others, a way of life. To one lonely Tal-Vashoth, fighting an army of assassins on the docks of his home, it is an abomination. One-shot, exploring how an idealistic Tal-Vashoth might think.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Arishok - Complete
Two Brothers by shyangell reviews
AU Early in the war against Voldemort, Regulus makes a terrifying discovery that will prompt him to ask for Sirius' help. His survival will change the course of a war, and the fate of the House of Black. Rated for some aggressive language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 189,987 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B.